JB and Billy kick things off with a recap of last night's State of Origin game at the MCG, before whipping through the All Sports Report.

Horse-racing commentator Lizzie Jelfs calls in from Royal Ascot in the UK as Billy's Horse Further prepares to race in the Gold Cup, then it's time for World Cup Fat - but why is there a conga line in our studio?

Topics Brayshaw wants to hear your juvenile company names, he has an interesting tidbit about engine oil, Billy has some extra newses, and we get an Idiot Song set to a WWE Legend's theme.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio just before he flies out to Adelaide to take on the Crows - so we wondered if there was a plane hierarchy at the Dees.

Finally, Billy has a joke about a man trying to smuggle stuff back into the country after a Safari.