Billy is infatuated with the fancy new clock in our studio, but he directs his attention towards the All Sports Report for long enough to give you a Brownlow recap, and reveal the umpires who will be officiating this year's Grand Final.

We cross to Triple M Perth's Xavier Ellis who has parked himself at Benny's Bar in Fremantle, then Robbie and Isaac battle it out for a chance to win tickets to the Grand Final.

We cross back to Xav at Benny's Bar as he speaks to some interesting characters, and Foreign Fat is back with some overseas news.

The AFL's Coach's Award will be dished out tonight, and JB and Billy both speak glowingly about Brownlow Medallist Nick Daicos.

Xavier is still at Benny's Bar in Fremantle and he's found the Manager, then Mark 'Beast' Cometti calls in to talk about Channel 7's documentary Dennis Cometti: Centimetre Perfect, which premieres tomorrow night.

Finally, Billy wraps us up with two jokes - can their powers combine to deliver Plastic?