Billy nearly gets us kicked off air to start the show - so of course we stop down completely to back over it, before getting on with the All Sports Report and a tick in the W column for Pronunciations Brownless.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the news ahead of Round 9, and an early call on a Premiership favourite.

Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has a comprehensive list of the segments that Billy has only ever done once.

We hear a story from Freo's Patrick Voss that isn't for the dinner table, then Olympic Gold Medallist Mack Horton is in studio as SAS: Australia vs UK premieres tonight on Channel 7.

Finally, Billy has a joke about the inventor of tupperware.