Billy nearly gets us kicked off air to start the show - so of course we stop down completely to back over it, before getting on with the All Sports Report and a tick in the W column for Pronunciations Brownless.
Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with all the news ahead of Round 9, and an early call on a Premiership favourite.
Tim and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, then JB has a comprehensive list of the segments that Billy has only ever done once.
We hear a story from Freo's Patrick Voss that isn't for the dinner table, then Olympic Gold Medallist Mack Horton is in studio as SAS: Australia vs UK premieres tonight on Channel 7.
Finally, Billy has a joke about the inventor of tupperware.

Billy's Tupperware Joke - May 6
01:44

Mack Horton Talks SAS Australia vs UK, Our Next Crop of Swimming Stars, and a Lard-Covered Billy Brownless
15:04

Mitch Cleary | Carlton's Fine, Another State of Origin Game, Dropping the Magic
18:24