The Geelong Cup might've been postponed but the All Sports Report is right on time - Billy takes you through Essendon's mega-offer to a Hawthorn star, and a big blow to Australia's Women's World Cup campaign.

Collingwood star Jordan De Goey is in studio as an ambassador for this weekend's Cox Plate, and he's also got a baby on the way.

Matthew and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, we have a solution for Billy's cramping issues, and Billywood features a Woman's Day Article, and two reality TV shows.

Aussie soccer royalty Archie Thompson is in studio to talk A-League and Socceroos, but he's more excited about his own golf exploits.

Finally, Billy's Joke takes us to the world of Hall Passes.