Billy and Daisy are up and about over the latest radio ratings, and kick the show off with a chaotic All Sports Report.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you can't travel without, Billywood returns for 2026, and we cross to JB, Aaron Finch and Callum Ferguson to preview tonight's BBL Qualifier between the Scorchers and Sixers.

We've got breaking news about Will Day, we learn some collective nouns for animals, Brian Taylor has an issue with beach cabanas - and Daisy has an admission.

Mark Beretta calls in from Adelaide to talk about the Santos Tour Down Under, and the Tour de Cure, then Billy finishes with a fruity adult movie joke.