Billy and Daisy kick us off with the All Sports Report - as Hawthorn announce co-captains for the 2026 season.

Tennis great John Fitzgerald calls in from Melbourne Park with an Australian Open update, then Topics Thomas wants to know about the meals you always order.

Daisy's got an update on the ski-jumping suit controversy, then Terese and Adam battle it out for tickets to the Foo FIghters one-off show in Launceston.

We've got an Idiot FIle after just three days on air, then Kram from Spiderbait calls in ahead of their shows in Portsea this weekend.

Finally, Billy has a joke about his Grandpa to close out our week.