Billy still has the stickers on his new hat, and kicks things off with the All Sports Report, as the AFL postpones the two scheduled games in Queensland this week.

Channel 9's Tim Arvier joins us from Brisbane as the city braces for Cyclone Alfred, then the AFL's Cal Twomey is in studio with the rookies he's most excited to watch, and some free agency news.

Billy decides to shotgun a can of coke in studio - which ends exactly as you might predict.

Billy cleans himself up to give you some news you might've missed, then Topics Brayshaw is in the house asking for the things you wish you'd never seen.

Hawthorn's Josh Weddle is in studio as his side prepares to face Sydney on Friday night, then Billy has a joke about a very-faraway restaurant