Dog-Sitter Brownless kicks us off with the All Sports Report, then Jay Clark is in with the latest footy news - including the Round 24 fixture, and a possible Wildcard Round for 2025.

The Hump Day Quiz descends into chaos as bus-rider Rick battles it out with Ken. Then Olympic Gold Medallist Noemie Fox phones in from Paris after her magnificent win in the Kayak Cross.

Nathan in Packenham has a crack at $10k with Guernsey Cash, then JB noticed something extraordinary while driving home last night.

Retiring Geelong superstar Tom Hawkins calls in and reveals what pre-game snack drove him to 359 games and 796 goals, and then Billy finishes the show with a joke about Viagra.