It's been a big day in footy, with the retirements of Dustin Martin and Tom Hawkins - Billy kicks off the show with his favourite moment from each superstar.

Richmond's Nathan Broad phones in to talk about Dusty's incredible career and legacy, then it's time for Getting-Ahead-of-Himself Brownless to come up with a phoner topic.

JB's son did something on the weekend that left him aghast, then Tommy in Kyabram has a crack at $10k with Guernsey Cash.

Fred in Hastings battles it out with Billy for a night at the Pullman Hotel in 'Are You A Bigger Dill Than Bill', then Billy pays tribute to Tom Hawkins.

The family have voted in the Rush Hour's "Battle of the Pills", then Billy finishes us off with another rooster joke.