Billy kicks things off with the All Sports Report - and promises not to tread into Damo's areas... then immediately treading into Damo's areas.

Damian Barrett comes in loaded up with the latest footy news, and his positives and negatives from Round 23.

Billy made the paper on the weekend, then Josh from Cobden has a crack at $1k with Guernsey Cash - and he's picked a team he doesn't support!.

Larry Emdur made a promise at the Logies, which set up Topics Brownless, then it's time for the 5 at 5:05... at a lot closer to 5:45.

Finally, Billy tries to continue his Plastic streak with a joke about a Rolling Stone.