We start the show with a trip down memory lane to Adelaide's first game at Football Park - which Billy actually played in. Then we rip into the All Sports Report, as Travis Bazzana hits yet another piss missile in the MLB.

Topics Brayshaw wants you to dob in your apprentice, then Melbourne United captain Chris Goulding is in studio ahead of their season launching game against the 36ers on Saturday.

Billy has some goss on the VFL's Best and Fairest awards night, and he has his own version of the AFL Media Awards.

Brisbane's Logan Morris calls in ahead of their Prelim Final against the Hawks on Saturday, and Billy finishes with a joke about a man with an unfortunate name.