Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - which for some reason talks about Conga Lines... before Xander McGuire calls in with details on Melbourne CEO Paul Guerra departing the club after just seven months.

JB has his chest puffed out for Tuesday Brag Artist, then Port Adelaide's Ollie Wines calls in to preview Showdown 59, and share some words of wisdom from his dad.

St KIlda co-captain Callum Wilkie is in studio after the Saints huge win over West Coast, Billy has breaking news on Oscar Allen and a Wacky World of William, then JB has roadworks in his sights with his Traffic Party.

Finally, Billy has not one, not two, but THREE jokes to close the show.