Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report featuring some exciting news for Carlton fans, then Collingwood's Ned Long joins the show ahead of their Opening Round clash with the Saints - but Billy has been doing some digging into his private life.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you recently tried for the first time, and we're reminded of a classic line from Jay Z Clark.

Herby is in studio for Billywood - as Kim Kardashian is rumoured to be visiting Melbourne for the Grand Prix, and Delta Goodrem is announced as Australia's contestant in this year's Eurovision Song Contest.

Billy has found the audition tapes of some other noted singers who weren't nominated for Eurovision, then we've found some audio of Nick Riewoldt that Billy is NOT happy with.

Richmond's Jacob Hopper is in studio - where he learns that his family history intersects way too closely with Billy's, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about a young girl stranded with a flat tyre.