Billy kicks off a shambolic show with the All Sports Report, as an NBA record is almost broken.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio for the first of his weekly appearances with the latest footy news - including potential changes to the AFL's Drug Policy, and Hawthorn's Scissor Lift drama.

Zane and Mitch battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, and we want you to help Billy with his jokes.

Mick Molloy calls in to preview tonight's episode of Front Bar, then it's the Wacky World of William - with a HR warning for JB.

Billy goes one-on-one with Hawthorn champion Jack Gunston, then finishes the show with a joke about a precariously placed golf ball.