Fresh from a trip to the City of Dreams, Billy kicks the show off with an All Sports Report - and he's interested in how a certain media member will handle tonight's Roos vs Dogs game.

Billy is off on a road trip with his better half - so we've got some conversation starters for him. Then he gets in the kitchen and delivers an all time Bake to James Brayshaw.

We want you to tell us who can get stuffed, the Eagles are debuting a player with the best name in footy, and we have an enormous Idiot File full of Billy's biggest cockups of 2025 so far.

Aaron Finch phones in to chat about the 2nd Test between Australia and the West Indies, and Billy sends us to a holiday with a joke about an Irish Flower Shop.