JB and Billy open the show with nary a team member in sight, but they push on with the All Sports Report - as an EPL giant breaks a 22 year drought.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio with a truckload of headlines - including a footy thief at the Pies, an interview with Essendon CEO Tom Roberts, and the future of Toby Greene.

Rob and Lachie battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, Herbie has some social media feedback, then JB and Billy have their own feedback for Beersy and Rabs.

Western Bulldogs' star Bailey Dale calls in as they prepare for a massive month of footy, then Billy leaves us with a slightly inappropes joke about a misunderstanding at the hospital.