Run That PrankA man is unable to conceive with his wife and Fool #1 is here to offer them a guaranteed solution.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes afterwards, my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he always does too much. We'll get into that signed up what that's all about. But right now it's time for the nephew and today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what you got for us today?
That's right here, Shirley is unorthodox methods, all right?
All right?
You know, sometimes people cannot conceive a child. Sometimes a couple may be going through some difficult times trying to conceive, and you know some people get artificials. Yeah, artificial and they might do that. But yeah, but but you know, to help this couple out, I decided to call the husband let him know that I could help out with this situation.
Oh wow, was nice of you.
Yeah, but I I can have a pregnant by the end of the week. You understand what I'm saying. I'm just just.
You let me do what this prank?
They want to listen, they want a baby, all right, every deally, what he got doing ain't working. Let me come in now and handle up. By the end of the week, won't be pregnant. Y'all gonna have what y'all want that's all. I'm trying to hear. What what what?
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Come on?
Cat, Let's go God. I can't stand with nobody want him? Come on, cam.
Ungrateful?
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach trying to reach Brother Roberts and speaking. Hey, how you doing. I'm I'm calling you from the church. How you doing, brother, man, I'm doing super fantastic. Every day above ground is a good day. That's good. That's good.
Hey, uh hey, listen, man, we wanted to uh uh uh. Being one of the brothers of the church, I wanted to give you a call.
Man.
You didn't make it today, but you well, you know you stood up today and uh ask us to keep you all in our prayers because y'all are definitely trying to bring a new child into the world. And she let us know that, you know, uh, she she's being a little older now forty one, forty two. You know, she said it takes a little longer to try and conceive a child than you know in your earlier years. So we we definitely wanted to let you know man that we we got y'all in our prayers.
Man, Man, you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I know with prayers, all things all possible.
Yeah.
Well, we definitely want to definitely want to keep you all in our prayers, man, and I hope that you all able to conceive this child and bring you know, bring, bring, bring, bringing news a new child into this world.
You know that the book says be prooful and multiplies. Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Brother, brother, brother All.
I don't know if you know me directly, but I'm Brother All, one of the brothers at the church.
Oh okay, okay, brother, thank you not.
Not not not brother Robert. What I want to ask you, man, was have you considered any any alternatives methods as far as you know, uh, maybe helping this situation.
Uh, we've looked at a few what what what what are you referring to as an alternative?
Well, I mean I think I have a good thing then that that might be able to help this thing speed up the process, and and and and you guys be expecting in no time.
Man, Man, we're just lover for some things like that. What what what what you got in mind?
I mean, uh, well, what I have is a little a little unorthodox man. But I think if you allow me to help you on this, man, I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man, if nine months or not, you got to be at the hospital wait looking for you your baby, for your paper girl, you know.
Well, classify an orthodox. Okay?
See what I have in mind, man, is have you considered maybe like a surrogate father, classify classified Si? I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't.
I just want to make sure will on the same page. What do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well?
What it is man, is you know you know, of course the sad mother is someone that will carry a child for those that cannot carry one.
You know what I'm saying, right right? So what what? What? What?
I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man, good physical and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe I guess the complications are coming from you as far as the child not being you know, you're not being able to conceive right now.
Now now, I ain't ain't nothing wrong with me, man, Okay. Now what you mean by you physically fit? I mean what the hell they got to do with shich? Well?
See what I'm saying is if well, you know, if you if you allow me to come over and and supply my services. I mean, let's say if you left for a weekend, man, and I stayed over there by the time you get back there, Man.
What's the time with you? It's just what's going on at this change?
Man?
Am I at the road change? You're telling me you tracked? Help me understand you saying you want to come over and have sex with my wife? Well, I mean, I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't look at it like that. Look at it if I'm helping you know what you're coming me is directly you just ain't usual? What excuse me? Okay, you want to come out of sex with my wor no, no, no, I want.
To come over and just apply my services man, and put you guys in a better position that you will be there your family life.
You understand what I'm saying. You understand Where'm coming from. Now, I don't til you tell me you want to have sex with my life? Man? What the is wrong with you? May hold on? Hold on no this this this brother awesome.
Man.
Listen, see what I'm what I'm trying to do, man, I don't give up you brother who because brotherton Man, I don't know you. And then you talking about the church. What kind of is it? This thousand dollar.
Let this no, really, the church don't have nothing to do with this. It's me calling you to lend. Will you come with me. I'm trying to be if you allow me to be the surrogate father. I don't have a pregnant bouy Enny of the week man.
You got me as soon as I see I'm coming to the boss Stead accuses to see you. You shure us that Bob said it. So you are okay, okay, guaranteed you want to have brother wife? Say what amount of man? You keep looking at that like that? How we gonna get this? How we gonna get past this? So we can get you to this child? Man, we are gonna get passed here. You talked about having sex with my wife. Where are your wife? Said? Brother, you ain't got no way. So I have a wife, brother Robert.
What I'm trying to do is help you along with yours and getting this child con See, that's what I'm trying to help that.
You can't help me talking about having sex with my wife. You said it on us. Doesn't I can't think you was going out far with it. You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we have people listened at the church. We have all phone numbers listened. He list mine. And when I get that to you that I hope to see you that I'm gonna punch you.
Ad asked, Hey, look, man, why don't I Why don't I speak to your wife when she comes to church this week?
And I'll see how I don't say thing to my wife.
Hold on, I'm just gonna talk to him, see how she feels about maybe maybe you know using this.
Protect No, man, don't even look in the direction. Brother, bo man, who want you? I need to see you myself? Okay? What what? What? What is all the anger?
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Brother? What?
What?
What?
Where?
Do you mean? You the angry? You just sitting here telling me that's step the script. I'm gonna come half sick with sir.
What you get? Ang? Okay, brother, I got one more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for?
Can I say this? Hey? You better hundred fly hang up? And your say okay, are you are you listening? Brother Robers? I didn't listen.
I'm kind of listen, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
You just got pranked by your wife. Man, what you say? Hey, man, tell me who can't be doing? Take that? Man, I'm not to have a rest. Come to check you with everybody. But then your husband goes straight plus tennis in the mind. Didn't look for you? Say on that? One man?
Who?
Allright? Hey, one more thing? Man?
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Steve Morning Show, Steve and y'all man, and now you have it?
Come on, come on, Yeah, we're pranking and praising. Now, come on, what do they want a baby? Do they not want the baby?
I'm trying to help.
I mean, you're trying to get somebody something from the bottom of your heart and show them love and and and kindness. And this is what you get.
This is the thing. Come on that just keeps on giving.
Give me the weekend and by Sunday, Hey you good, Okay, I ain't paying no damn child supporting.
I'm just trying to help you.
Now listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be at Tommy T's Friday Saturday. Subject that's pleasant in California, Oakland, San Jose, San Francisco. The nephew is coming down. But a long time since I've been in debate. All right, blow the whistle. I'm coming, Yes up, yess up, all.
Right, thanking for you, coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he always does too much. We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
