Thunderbolt - 03.12.25

Published Mar 12, 2025, 3:22 PM

Tommy poses as a stripper named Thunderbolt and call a man asking to talk to his wife about setting up a performance.

It is time for the nephew and today's prank. Phone call nephew, what you got for us? And I got a prank for you? Now you know this prank right here.

The hardest part about doing this one was actually trying to figure out what my.

Name was gonna be.

You know, because I'm calling cause I'm calling from the script club. You know what I'm saying, When you call him from the script club, you gotta have a name that go with that that sound, you know, like you got some power my name?

Yeah, what you close? I'm on the boat. On the boat. You know what I'm saying. I'm from the boat.

You know, when you when you call him from the club, you gotta have a name that's strong, like like you.

Even call yeah. Yeah, And I'm about to ask y'all what would y'all call y'allself? I'm clad as you are, thunder and light.

Yeah, yeah, I'm thunder boat. You should have called yourself curtain because you know he gotta go close his curtains.

You gotta do that. You got to do that when the law of that work. Let's go get the boat, baby coming at you.

Hello, hey man, let me let me not here who's called. Hey, just donned the boat from the club. Man. Uh, what times she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah, this done the boat man? What time she get in?

What you mean what time you get in? Uh? She ain't in here now, but you know, I mean I was what you need?

Hey, Uh, I'm trying to following up on, trying to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it, make sure I got the address and everything. Everything still on. You know, I don't already gave up got you dancing? Say?

What not? What you mean she got you dancing?

She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night. So I went on and took off at the club, and uh, you know.

She don't already got my my guy, ain't she ain't had to do no male dancing. My guess she now my guys he goes, she goes to school at night on weekend.

So you know, okay, okay, okay, who is it?

I ain't David David fiance? What yeah, that's my gas?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to get married, squeaky, squeaky, Wait wait wait, okay, my guys, I ain't. I'm David right, Okay, that's that's that's squeaky, squeaking fin to get me on my gas.

You said you a dancer.

I dance that man, I'm thunder for.

But how do you know my gas?

She come to the club on Saturday. She asked me about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she already gave me half the money.

He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girl she goes to school on Saturdays. Man, you know, now do.

What listen all, First of all, I'm blown way by you're trying to tell me squeaking married that you got me really toe up with her.

I don't know, no, no, squeaky that's what we call.

Her at the club. Man. Man, look at I'm not finna get into all of that. What I'm really calling by this she got me working this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure that we're all for this week because I didn't give my spot up at the club.

You're trying to tell me Michael hanging out at him naked club, but dance.

Man, Squeaky been coming up in there. Man, for the last buck a week.

Been there long enough, he nick name I do knowing.

Squeaky four five years. S Creaky been coming. Man, this this Thunderboat, Me and Squeaky go way back.

Oh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she get in here. You can you know, handle yours? Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you got to to get your little money or whatever.

No, no, no, no, no no, I ain't gonna wait a minute, mate, that's as you listening.

Man.

I can't get my slide back at the club now. Squeaky got to give me the remaining balance. Man, even if she ain't gonna do, I need.

My other wanning balance. I can't gonna give you the raining bounds of nothing. Hey man, I need to ring mo money that that she gave you what you're saying, then you can just count that out. She ain't gonna give.

Your thing, hey man, Im the boat gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fix.

Bob the boats gonna get his quill.

Well, then that's what you got to do, and that's what you got to do, man.

I told him what that's for. Thunderboat for be anything to get No cat talking about calling kid, all this w I ain't working for to give money away to some the boat lighting or whatever.

Hey man, look man, it's thunder boat. It ain't lightning. It's thunder boat. Lightning work on Wednesday night, Just thunder boat.

I don't know who you done talk to already about that, but you need to holler that them. But don't be calling here asking my gal to give you some money. Ain't giving you because she don't make nothing.

I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.

I ain't hear it, don't make nothing. I need all the money around here. So you ain't gonna get nothing from over here. Finding so you can wipe thats your mind.

I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.

You coming over here.

I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Lookit, I ain't got time to play all my slot at the club.

See what you get. See if you get some money, get your lead out.

Stunder coming over there to get the rest of his dolly.

You better not bring you over here. Because you come back, I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you've got some money already. She righting here giving you money away. I'm suddenly I tell you what you bring your don't give you want.

To and watching what so hey man, all I'm saying is I'm finna come over there and wait outside down so Squeaky to get there to get the rest of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.

You're gonna come over and sit outside.

What I'm finna come over there and wait outside for Squeaky to get there so I could get the rest of.

My money over here and sit outside house.

That's what I'm finna do, is that's what it takes for me to get my money for Squeaky.

I tell you what you bring him over here, Dan, sit outside my house and we can get your See you blow the horn, that's what you do. You throw the horse. I come out there and get you and let you know what's going down. Gonna bust them and we make mon there she can see your lay it out, like, come on over here and get your money. I'm going to give my money. It's cleey on me one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finna come get I don't give them what's he on you about? Under said that mom is she giving you you ought to be happy with that. You want to come over here talking about you want some more money.

You know somebody own thunder boat one hundred and fifty dollars and thumb the boat gonna get his money.

Brother, try to go up and dance at the club on this weekend. So here you will not be dancing at the talking about hitting out front of my house.

Squeaky, gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to do with you, no way.

Hey, your name is Jenny's got everything to do with me. You call mysel talking about killing you some money, and I'm gonna right man, bring your tune over here. I got your money, Come get your When I got your money right here, i'na be sitting out front waiting on you.

Squeaky the one ask for me to dance Saturday night. Squeaky ass, I told her three hundred dollars plus kiss. Now. I ain't gonna get no kills, but I'll tell you where I am gonna get my three hundred dollars do. I got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one fifty when Squeaky get on.

You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna get your blessing from me.

I got one more thing I need to say to you. What you're listening to me?

Said?

Man?

What come? Listen? He ain't you what this is?

Mith? You comment from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got prank by your homeboy? Who? Who's this? This is? Nephew? Tell me man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboyd.

God, you see the.

Quiz to play too much?

Man, y'all had hot this I'm putting on boots.

Man, I got year.

I'm gonna go out here and squabble. I got pipes and bad nothing go out here in the whole man. All right, man, y'all bro I'll be glad with somebody drank. YO. Tell me I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me? Y'all got me?

Hey real? I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, who what is? What was the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Man.

I don't even need no prank praise up in here today. Y'all ain't got don't worry about, don't worry about.

All right, the bould call of light showers.

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Still on the table, y'all come hoigher at.

Your boy Comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky.

Stupid is head.

It's your waist stooping, gonna get on your ninety that lines and fly straight there, get off the plane. On Wednesday, which is today, Okay, lay low. Thursday night stupid hits the stage, come on and getting condy.

Stoopid, sexy. It's a lot. Ain't nobody doing that right there?

That's that's right there is by stupid and boo.

But it look good. All right, Thank you have you you're listening Hard Morning Show

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