Run That PrankComing up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is she got buck wild on the dance floor.
Hm.
We'll get into that find out what that's all about in just a few but right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for his nap?
That's right here is mister Reggie. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach beyond. How you doing, man, This is mister Reggie. Have you heard of me before?
No, you don't crack the bringer bell.
And I'm a friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend of Yolanda's.
You're a friend of my mother's.
Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never she's never mentioned me before.
No, is she okay? Everything cool?
Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting ready to graduate. You're finna get your master's.
Right, Yeah, I'm getting my MBA.
Okay. First of all, let me just say congratulations to you. I'm proud of you. Your mom been telling me about the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to getting your uh you know, you're getting your master's in business. So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
All right, thank you, brother. I appreciate that.
But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister Reggie to you.
Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I.
Got a little a situation that we got here.
Man.
You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know, five six years now, and I just that yeah. Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that she never brought up mister Reggie to you.
No. No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie. You know, I didn't even know she had being to be honest with you.
Okay, So when you started undergrad, I'm the person that you know, stepped up and gave your mom some money so she could put you through school. You know, I knew she needed some money to get you through school and started out, you know, like I guess, around your freshman year. So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out. Man.
This is bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're telling me you gave my mother the money because she told me she a couple of extra jobs on the side to get some money to take for school.
I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad I'm the one gave your mom the money is for you can go to school. And I knew when you graduated from undergrad. And then she came back told me you getting ready to do grad school, and I stepped up some more. Here's what I'm getting that. Man, I'm not even calling mister Reggie ms Reggie and't called you want me to.
Give you some money when I get a job.
No, nothing like that. So here's the deal, man, I didn't give your mom all this money for six years. Now here it is now you finish graduate. And now that you're finish graduate, she called herself wanting to break up with me.
So I mean, I don't know nothing about that. That's betweeny y'all.
Bro.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
What I want?
I have heard your name before, so I mean, and.
I understand that. But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just right here. I would like for you to at least call your mama and say something to her on my behalf, because you know, moment, I didn't put six years in put you all the way through school and.
Now on your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I don't know you. I mean, like, what do you want me to stay on your behalf?
But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you. Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you for the last six years. You see what I'm.
Saying this man, I don't even know you. You calling me out the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money and ben went up for five years. I don't know you. I never heard your name, never heard of mister Reggie. You just called me out the blue. It's some trippy right now.
Man, Okay, okay, I understand.
Talkers. You call your your ex girls son like come on, hold on.
Hold on. This ain't no ex girl. We we've been I mean up to up to last week. Up to last week. I done paid for you to go to school six years. Now here it is she want to break up with me.
I know nothing about that, man. I don't know where y'all broke up. I don't know nothing about that. Maybe and then you called me out the blue and I don't even know you. She never mentioned you.
At least at least you can do what's call on my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
Nobody's I don't know who you are.
I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little lass through schools.
Hey, the check that went to the school had my mama's name on them. Not no, damn, mister Wretchy. So hey, bro, I'm sorry. It is it is no, it.
Ain't no, he is what it is. I have to put your little lands through school. Now, your mama want to run out on me?
Now?
Don't want to date me no more. That's some boys right there, man, and you need to have a little respect for somebody that then took care of your little lass.
I don't even know you. What are you talking about to chair me? I don't even know who are you, mister Redgy? What kind of name is that? You usually go by your last name Reggie, people go by my first name.
My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
I just called you red Man. Come on, Red I'm good like I don't know what.
Okay, let me say this here.
All I'm asking for but you need to call her and take care of this yourself. Leave me out this sorry brother.
Now, look here, you owe me a little respect, and you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking you to do.
I know who you are you calling me talking about called my mama, you used to date. I don't know who you are you're talking about. I owe you some respect? Are you crazy?
Okay?
You get my number anyway.
I've been had your number. I've been had your number, and I didn't spend I didn't spend thousands of thousands of dollars on your little lands. I've been hand your money.
Come you ain't come to undergrad graduation?
What I need to come to that for? I did my job. I took care of your little l ass man.
You ain't take care of man. You need to get on off my phone.
Bro Okay, you know what. I'm finna go by your mama house. I'm gonna go by there, and you know what, I'm gonna deal with her ass today, my damnself.
Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I care, But if I hear about you going about my mother house, I'm a up your ass. I'm gonna book your mother ass. You're gonna get your assook by somebody with the NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I hear you went by my mother house, mister Red. Now, I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm a caller and ask about them, mister Reggie. But if there, I'm gonna you up.
I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna just break up me up the six years. I gotta put the little boy two schools.
Well, that's what you get for being a sucker to sounds like you a victim of Why.
Know you ain't sitting here.
Calling me, no sucker, You sound like a sucker. God, let me hear you went by there. It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be some smoke in the city.
What about Uh? What about Jovis.
Dos Jarvis gotta do with this?
God?
Is you up to? You go by there? He grew up with my mother? How you know Jarvis? Anyway?
Because Job has called me. He told me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Show. You just got pranked by your boy Jarvis?
What wait? How? Hold oh? What hold on? Hold on? Hold on, Jarvis told you and called to say you used to do my mother and.
My work for college. This is Timmy baby Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Jarvis got me the prank you man, he said, Man, my boyfriend to graduate. He getting his NBA. He said, you got to do it, mister Timmy. I said, all right, all right, tell me all about it. So I came up with this little story. He said, Oh my god. He said, man, his mom is his heart. Man, that's his heart. I said, all right, cool, that's what we're going with.
My grandmother always said don't be friends with Jarvis.
Hey, man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give it to me right twenty twenty, Mister m b a, you finn to get your your paper in the next week. And so what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the.
Led in the water show.
I don't think there's anything else to say about it. What is now? It ain't you ain't gonna try, You're gonna do it. I'm gonna do what I got to do.
I was.
I was mister rechid boy. I gotta do what I got to do. Kay, I'm mister I will be Nephew, tire me at Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy Show. You don't want to miss it. It is Sunday, Father's Day Night. Sunday Father's Day Night, New Jersey Performing Art Senate tickets are on sale right now. You got Donielle rollinsonf you, Tommy, Tony Robinson, Vanessa Fraction and line up is stacked. The line up is good, and Earthquakes in the building shaking the house along with good Nephew in the building once again. New Jersey Performing I send the tickets are on sale. Read now, all right, thank you nephew.
Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Today's subject she got Buck Wilde on the dance floor. We'll find out what that's all about.
Right after this.
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