Run That PrankJunior is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you got for Junior?
Well, today the nephew has left us. Uh, limo, bang job limo one of my Yes, it's gonna be a good one.
Here, come on cat, good afternoons.
I'm trying to get cecil.
Yeah it's see.
I seen some one of my boys gaming your number. Man, I'm trying to get a car service for tonight.
Okay, listen, this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
I keep calling the main line, but ain't nobody answering. I had to call that about six seven times. They keep rolling over to it, like go to a voicemail or sorry, okay, okay brother, what's your name? Bunny Towny?
Okay, listen, Tony, I got a customer in the back. Let me get them. He can you you got a few moments, I mean, let me get the dough for him and.
Hold the phone. All right, okay, cool.
All right, thank you have good evenings? All right, Tony? Yeah?
What's up?
Yeah?
Now? Uh?
You saying you called the main line and you just keep going the voicemail or something like.
That, calling the mail line. But you know, I know I'm calling the last mayor. I'm trying to get a get a car for tonight.
Man, Okay, what you need? Listen, we got we got the SUV. We got us today and or two. We got a couple of limits white up black.
What you need if I could get I guess like a black limos ain't be cool?
Okay, we got that, We got that. What time where I'm picking you up? What time?
What it cost?
You know?
For an hour? Because all I need is an hour?
Where's it's sixty five hours an hour? But we only do three hour minimums the first three hours.
Sixty five Okay, okay, okay, see well see say all I need is an hour? Man, really like forty five minutes? So do you think they'll work with me?
Well, you can't get them, so you're dealing with me. Uh let me see me. I'll tell you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty dollars and I'll take care. But now I want you to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I got to have either credit card or received or something on the cave to let them know. Because I'm not noquokeod brother, I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with at.
Workplace one fifty. I can give you one fifty when you pick.
Me up, that's no problem. Then where am I picking you up? And at what time?
I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okaye?
They twenty? And where am I taking yourself?
I'm going downtown on Capitol Street.
Downtown to Capitol Street, all right? And what time am I picking you up?
You could give me like at eleven forty five at night, that'd be good.
THEMB forty five okay, that forty five minutes two an hour you're gonna need, then forty five the next and twenty five, say twelve forty five, twelve thirty two, okay, good day. Let me see and downtown Capitol What you didn't give an address?
I don't really know that address.
I'm going to to bank bank downtown, all right? Right? Can I ask you something? Tony?
Right? Yeah?
And I trying to get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually, but a bank at night's gonna be closed. I mean, you're not going to work because I gotta take you back, So you're dropping off to something to somebody, something like.
That, now. No, no, I ain't dropping nothing out, but I'm picking something up to say. What I need you to do is just right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I need you to have a car running and we need to get out of it.
Wait a minute, if you ask me to run you down to a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at midnight, and I got to be ready to go when you come.
Out, me and my boys when we come out of there, just when we get it, when we get back in the back of the limo, I need you. I need you to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out of there.
Look here, yung, young young brother. Well I how old you man?
I'm twenty four.
Yeah, that's what I figured. Look at it, man, it sounds like you in some kind of shady I don't do that, brother.
That man. You a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all, you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they going, what doing You're supposed to drive? Let me tell what I'm telling you is, lady. Once we come out of the bank. Drive drive, let me stop it.
That's why I'm driving instead of working somewhere else, driving because I was ignorant like you at one time. Now, let me tell you something. But I don't know your business and really don't care at this point in time, I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother, let me tell you something, man. What you need to do is get you young in some type of train, in school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down there and the gonna blow your brains out.
I ain't really trying to hear all this right here. What I'm trying to do is pay you this when I'm fifty, you drive me where I'm trying to go. And if you ain't, me mad to right?
If I know, brother, you can't get right now, not even no advice. You need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you. Yump Now, y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight? Tight boy, you need to slow down because they got some you feel me, they got man.
Holdld on, man, hold on what you know? You don't know nothing you don't know. Man needs to know you, brother, Are you gonna be preaching to me? Dog.
Because I've been that. Man's why I'm driving the limo, because I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you from going that because you won't like it. Look at Tony. I don't know what to tell you at this point. First of all, I'm not doing it, so you can kept that out.
Okay.
Now I'm thinking of you and all the other young brothers that do this thumb You watch too many of the movies or something. Brother, you need to get your great because they got a place for you. Pro Let me tell you something. They read my offer. I read it anything my mama told me. They didn't want me to know.
They cut it out.
Do you feel me? They looked at me every night where they wanted to had me garbage that I had to eat or die. You ain't ready for that man. You ain't ready for what think he got your land? You brothers don't know what's going on out here. You got it too easy. See now you're talking about going down there robbing the bank. It ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no. Futher, go with a ramo. The way you go on, you ain't making nothing because they will blow your your I way about their paper. You don't understand that, and you you ain't ready for no jail?
Can I say one more thing to you?
That? Yeah? What is it?
All I wanted to do is tell you is that I'm nephew Timmy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. And you're going car dow Don got me the frank phone call you.
I don't give a who you are. If you around with them folks downtown, they're gonna blow you. Well, they're gonna give you a hundred years under to jail.
Brother, did you just hear what I just said?
What you said talking about well my partner?
You know I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy the other another driver, Cordell got me the prank phone called you.
Oh you mean Steve Harvey on the radio. No man, no, no, no, this are you seeing his name?
See so your boy Cordell got me the prank phone. Call you.
Man, I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna get that man. When you lit my fire man, I don't know that. I mean my fight moved fight Howard, he.
Said, be careful, he said, big sing. So he been he been dying now eight a dozen times in that inn that all man, Come down, baby, come down, man. I got one more question to ask you. Man, what's the baddest radio show in the land.
I want my nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning, I got.
Your baby, me and your boy Cordell got you.
Yeah, I'm gonna get here. You brother, I owe you want to.
Alright, you hear everybody Limo bank John Limo.
You love that one job? You your favorite job?
Yeah, man, he was.
He was trying to tell you.
He's trying to tell you. Hey, man, this ain't what you want to do. This ain't what you want to do.
That ain't smart.
But even then, uh, nephew would want y'all to doing praising worship. That's enough about the prank, this about him.
Now come on, well, you gotta sell your dates all here I go. Let me me do it. Hey, I'm gonna be in uh oh, hold dunk, I could talk you talk On the fourth through the fifth, I bed Demmy Grin's Comedy Club. Uh Demmy Grins seats, so gonna be soul out seventy five seats. Then after that in March, I'm gonna be down at the Grin Palace, the Grin Palace, down in you same Mississippi, Yes, you same Mississippi. I'll be down there. Yeah, and my last date, I'll be in a rival Tennessee. And I'll be there when I get.
There, when I.
Come see the nephew, Come see the nephew, A fool.
Not your born.
We'll be growling at though.
That's all that's for him, Yes, all that's for him.
We don't never know what the hell he's talking about.
We're gonna get job when.
We better hear him get back, and we're gonna do him every day.
Why is that so much fun for you? That's so funny,
