I Need A Reference

Published Sep 26, 2023, 3:05 PM

Since when are references only needed for jobs? Fool #1 is on to something.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why does he keep giggling?

Yes, we'll get into that.

Find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what you got for its nephew?

Well, tea, you know what today?

I need a I need a reference today, you know, I think I think you know, before you get into a relationship, you ought to be able to call and talk to the person that they would last in a relationship with. You know what I'm saying, because that's who knows them the most, you know.

Yeah, so you.

Know, why not call somebody's ex husband and ask them about a reference of his ex wife? You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean that's how you do it. You got I mean, that's what needs to happen these days. You need a reference before you start dating fellas out there. I promise you if I was out there dating, I'd have to have me a girl to work at Chick for Lake Because see, they have.

The right attitude, you understand I'm saying they do. They have the right.

Attitude, my pleasure me right now. I gotta Popeyes at my house. I got a popeyed lady at my house. She's something anyway I need. I'm on the phone. I get your art in the minut and why I need a reference? Let's go cat doup.

Uh Hello, Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah, yeah, what's up, hey Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying to actually get a h a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, so what she applying for a job? Hes trying to go to work? Now? Uh? No, this reference is actually put like a relationship, a relationship that's a whole hold up on boy, wait a minute, relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no. See what this here is is that I'm finna actually start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you for a reference to whoa whoa whoa whoa boy? Hold up? Wait, man, who did you say this is? And how you get my My name? Philip man? My name Philip? I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this. I feel you don't need to call me with whatever you and Monica got going on. Y'all need it gone to deal with that? No? No, no, no no, I got that. Brother. May y'all throw hear me out. What I'm trying to say is is that I figured if I could get a reference and figure out what kind of person she is and get to get a you know, kind of get a background, so you can kind of tell me what kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the whole not see it might save me sometime from being in a long relationship if I know what to look for. What's good? Ma say? Say? Oh boy boy, I know, I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad twelve years. Ain't nobody giving me no restord? So don't call me asking for no like that. If you got number for monkey, you and Monica need to forget my okay for hold on? Hold on, bro? Like I say, man, I'm just trying to figure out Hold up, I'm trying to figure out the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do she want to cook? You know? Is she good in the bedroom? You know what I'm saying, I'm trying to know. I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog, that's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your main. But I just can't believe calling enough about some I don't have a no more. Only thing I have to deal with is my child, you know what I'm saying. And you most definitely don't need to be a roped now, say, dude, I got to go. Okay, okay, okay, but can you give me a good reference? Owner? That's all I'm trying to get out. Man. The reference is don't die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica, me and her, But hey, you ain't gonna have to worry about the relationship with Monica. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay, hold up, man, let me go break this to you. First of all, me and Bonica then dated for the last year, off and on we just finish. Get hold on, huld up, dude, the last year. Man, This woman just got a divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that who must have messed up mine? Man? Hold on, I ain't look look, I ain't called nothing. The reason why y'all broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that. Look here, Oh so you that slick? Say mate, why don't you slide your little slick back under that rock that you slipped from monthy? Hey, hey dog, I can slide right on back under the rock you talking about. But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man? Hey dog? Can you just give her brother some references? Man, somebody can look out for some signs this year. Don't trick. Reference I'm gonna give you is when you don't have enough money when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call me for that. When she needs some more money for this? Oh well, baby, I just gave you my check. What don't mean nothing? And are you pull up your fan account? Ain't no money or that that's the reference your need? Ain't? So I need to hear from them, especially if you who was with my boy, why while we was married? Telling about married? Hold the reference here, I'm gonna find yup. I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down Then yes, give your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give you a reference. Then face to face, No, I ain't trying to have no altercation with you. Man, an boy, you must have been trying to have something you died in my Okay, let me okay, one more question, man, and then I'm gonna be out your hair. I just like I said, I just wanted a few things and know some background on them. Man. You you out of questions on boy, you out of questions. Okay, but this this, I just need to know this because I want everything he man, I want everything to run smooth dog. But I want us to have a good understanding. Do you have a problem, man, with with your little girl calling me daddy? What did you just have? You asked me about my gord it? Hey? Hey, hey, calm down, dude. Come, I'm coming. I'm gonna see you asked about mine. This is about mine. Hey, I'm just here. You one around me time I will come in home. Boy. Look, I'm gonna find because you're bad. You missed the bad you thoug number. Not only you got that, but man, I'm talking about time. I'm just asking, do you matter? She called me? Oh what? Look here man at child that they cannot come at your You know what I'm saying. Say Man, this man, I don't I don't have time. But I'm gonna call that monitor and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you calling me back? Got it? Scotty, gotty, I'm telling you, why are you out there? Just trying to man? You something by? You don't have nothing to take on me home. I want to say, Scotty, look just listen to me. Man. I want to say this. This is Nephew tie me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey, man, it's who who got it? Got it? This is Tommy Man left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call you say? Man, Man, I'm about to go. Man. Hey dude, I'm about to go blistic over here. Man. Hey, Brian got one coming though. Oh man? You all right? Man? Yeah? Yeah they man Man, Tommy Man, Well, Hey, I'm glad you were playing man because talk about my little girl. Oh boy, Brian, No, it's gonna be on in his world. Man, I'll go see Brian got you, man, he got you good jogs. Hey, Man, one more thing, man, what is the baddest and I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, man a Steve Harvey Morning Show.

Have it, baby, honey, come on, come on, come on. I've been on vacation, y'all. Gotta give me a.

Little praise in prank worship up in here this morning.

You catch.

I'm clapping?

Yeah, Hey, yay, it's gonna be all right, It's gonna be alright. I got my stupid back. You can't stop me, baby. I'm going to Klleen, Texas October sixth, seventh and eight twice. It's funny comedy club. That is Colleen, Texas. The nephew is coming to town. Nephew till me friends. Laying in the cut is Stockbridge, Georgia. October to fourteenth, stock Bridge, John Joe along with the.

One and on that Monique in the building and.

Then wade down the line twenty twenty one, oh October, Chicago, Illinois. That's your hometown, Shirley, and call Chicago, Illinois at the every crowd. Oh my god, the list goes on in I own it be a Bellamy is nephew Tommy is uh?

What's our girl with the boots, y'all? What's our girl with the boots? Oh, Melanie tell Nick.

Comacho baby, Yes, all right, we got Benjie Brown, we got Kevin Tate, we got Tony Roberts.

The list goes on and on.

Oh oh, oh oh, and Gary Owen in the building. All right, that's all right, nephew.

Sounds like a great show coming up next. Strawberry letter subject, why does he keep giggling? We'll find out right after this. You're listening, Harvey Morning Show.

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