Debra K

Published Feb 21, 2024, 5:49 PM

Fool #1's auntie has hair issues and Tommy is now going in on the woman who touched her hair last.

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It is my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he had nine missed calls from his coworker. He had nine missed calls from his coworker. We'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's frank phone call.

What you got?

Now?

This goes out to all the hanirstylists out there, all the hanstylist, the barber's, everybody would booth rent on everybody in the hand salon the barber shop. If you can't talk straight at the barber shop, where can you talk straight? This right here is aunt Tie Deborah K. Aunt Tie Deborah K. Lord dang, here we go cat. Now y'all better buckle up on this. Auntie Debra K.

Hello, mass speaker. Let me tell you some of you. My name is Wayne.

You did my auntie's hair yesterday, and now I don't know what you did. I don't know what kind of glue you'd use, would weaves or whatever, but my auntie had him fell out in church today doing I.

Don't I don't even use glue because I don't even know why you're coming at me on the side tip anywhere by your auntie. My auntie Joe Amy.

My auntie is Deth Brook and I have fell out.

No, no, Brook, I don't know that brook Las you're talking about. I use glue, don't juice glue up and saw that since nineteen eighty two.

You come coming me with some glue, glue pull you think you tripping with.

Look, let me tell you, sire some.

Look. Let me say this to you all.

I'm saying you gotta say, you gotta say because I'm serious about my half weed. You coming at me with some glue. It's just not for some glove that be that messing on the side of your age.

Well that's what happened. And I have fell off in service and all the church members and sitting there laughing now.

But she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to get the devil out of the because she ain't no business out hard anyway. But I don't switch noble glue.

You ain't in the city. Didn't talk about my ain't it? And Jesus, don't you talk about how she shouted?

I don't know they call her miss del Brook.

I don't know no miss Brook.

She just got her haird done from you yesterday. How you're gonna sit here and act like you ain't cut it yesterday?

Just saying.

Time woman, and come tell me mistake because I don't have no.

I ain't. I'm gonna tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgian not to come to your house.

Just wait a minute? What minute? You white?

What minute?

That's my livelihood? Why I don't need you?

Is this?

My name is Wayne.

I know you're a know Wayne, but you know I got her brother name Big Jake, and he what bring bring up? Bring it twae.

Look look, let me tell you something.

I don't want no problem, but I will throw these hands if I got you what they ain't.

Gonna throw them hands. Look here, look here, I ain't got time to tell you. Ain't it whatever? Ain't some mistake? And wasn't it? Now? Look you done got me out here on good Sunday. I just came from church. It's hot as half and you telling everybody so glue you ain't got no June got you today?

Do?

I ain't got nothing to do.

I got to find out why my ain't and half falling out in church and it ain't me.

So called somebody else in that land because I'm the I am then at the two.

But well you ain't you You must not be in right now?

You got people hair falling out in church and glue falling all off on the pews.

Ain't you ain't the probably glue her own, and that's only why it fell out. I'm gonna tell you what now, I'm the hottest filest in that laft, So I don't know who knows hit. Ain't nobody If I I ain't doing a half, I don't some half you go in and everybody in that last dad say the same fight.

Look, all I'm saying is you to mess up my ain't and hair. I wanna get it rectified. I need you first of all to call and apologize to her.

I apologize.

Drinking on some Jesus what y'all ain't And that's why you wasn't Michael Jackson and ya, I ain't in Devil seeks to or whatever her name is.

Look, let me tell you first of all, you'll go, you'll go respect my ain't.

Okay, whatever you say her name is, I put up.

I want you to redo my ain't and half for free and get her money back from the first time she paid you.

I don't know who old, I don't know who this is who. I don't know who you are. I'm Wayne you coming way? Ain't look you Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna hang up in your faith.

No hold up, I'm Jeffor nephew. Wayne. Nah, I ain't fift two years old.

Now, if you ain't gonna respect your elders, how you expect to be blessed?

You say you just went to church this morning.

See that's the problem. You calling me on Sunday. What you got me cutting like this? Now I gotta go. I'm putting my pastor behind some I got one more.

Thing I need to say to you before I get off the phone.

What you try to say, because you waste in nine minutes.

This is ne You tie me from the Steve Hoffin Martin Show. You just got pranked from your girlfriend.

Got me.

What your girl told me? She said? Trust me going off the first twelve second. You know what it is if you tell me, hey, baby, let man, you don't do no. Uh, you don't do no glue.

No, I don't know glue.

I don't I don't I tell you no glue.

It's too all right baby. Ain't nobody.

Ain't nobody half fell out of church and that you still they say you the bomb down there.

So I just wanted to call and make sure I prank my girl. She the one. All right baby, answer one thing from it. What is the baddest, I mean, the baddest radio show in the world, The.

Steve Harvey Morning Show, And there you have it.

Okay to monk. Now my brother and them come to check you out. Who you think you talking to?

Oh?

Oh, they get so they get so hyped, they get so into the Yes, yes, I love it.

I'm gonna take you there this weekend. It's Greensboro. I'm at the Comedy Zone. The Nephew is at the Comedy Zone, Greensboro, North Carolina. Friday night sold out, Saturday night, soldout, four o'clock show on Sunday, soul out. Tommy added a seven thirty show on Sunday. Thicke It's on sale right now. Get you some get your laughter into your soul, because laughter is good for the soul. Come on out, see what the nephew talking about. Come come here about this journey that the nephew has been on.

Won't he do it? Won't he do it? Straight?

Straight, straight, straight straight straight out of Cancil. That's right, one hundred percent cancer free. Come holler at your boy. Laying in the cut is rileygh North Carolina. That's Charlie good Night.

Just what that is? RILEYH.

North Carolina. That's Charlie good Night. Can't be down on Friday, March first and second on the Saturday day, Charlie good Night. You want to get your ticket, Come on out and hang out with.

You boy like you.

Land in the cut is Richmond, Virginia. Richmond, Virginia. That would be Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That is the Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia. Tickets are going well in Richmond, Virginia. So y'all get ready to be a while since I've been there.

The nephew is only way back. Boy, stupid and ignat as all get out. Laying in the cut.

Montgomery, Alabama, Yep, get ready put your black cap home. We're gonna throw them in the air all together at one time, Montgomery at the Alabama at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center.

That would be me.

It will be Jake Day Williams and celebrity, the entertainer and earthquake in the building. Saturday night, Montgomery performing off center. That's enough for you right now. I got more everywhere.

That's enough right now North Carolina somewhere.

And now my wife has me taking her and the children somewhere from spring break. And then then they'll they'll tell me to go and get on a plane early and go back to work as they stay and have a time. In their start out with you, they tell you to go back home. Moment five family, Yes, job, Yes, you can fly with us. We'll fly back by ourself. We put your card down.

Then bye bye your w Yeah, all right, Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is he had nine missed calls from his co worker. We'll get into that find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to the Harvey Morning Show.

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