Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is it's amazing how nice he can be. We'll get into that find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call what you got for its nep.
You know, Shirley, there comes a time where you know, people need things. When you do some health issues, you know, there's sometimes where you need a favor, you need some love from someone from another human being. This right here is titled can I have your kidney? Can I have your kidney? Because I need one? I need one. You know what I'm saying. There's a lot of loved ones that will give you a kidney. Okay, so we go, We're gonna ask somebody can I have your kid Then? Cat dog get your hood? Can I have your Let's catch.
Hello?
Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley. This is kind of how you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson, call him from the church. How you doing today?
Uh, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, just do it, finding yourself, sir.
I'm doing good, doing good, And you know the churches behind you on what you're going through, and we were praying for you. Man, we know all about the you know you're going in the surgery on Friday to get your get your painkers removed. So I wanted to give you a call, man, have a word of prayer and let you know that we all are pulling for you, and we know that that the man upstairs is gonna pull you through the success.
Well, God blessing keep you, uh that, deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and we've been praying on it, and it sure's a wonderful pain to know that your church is with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I really had to take this, this to the Lord.
This is a serious.
Thing with me and h I ain't never had an operation before in my life, and right, I know, I needed my wife and made it clear. The doctor that made it clear. And I believe I'm ready to go forward with Deacon. It was that Deacon Patterson.
Yes, that's right, Dick. I haven't I haven't been. I've been to church probably about about uh, probably about eight months now you've pretty much been out most of the time.
Yes, I have been out of here.
Yeah, yeah, so I've seen you a couple of times. But I wanted to call and and and and put a word in for you and let him you know, let you know that we're all praying for you.
At the church.
He's the Lord, can't get back and and we know how for Friday is gonna definitely be a great success. Yes, and we're gonna give the victory to who the victory, Yes, sir, he's the victory. Let me let me, let me have a word of proud with your brother col if you don't mind, uh, just by your head for me. Father God, we ask right now, we ask right now that you touch brother Conley as he goes in on Friday, please put your hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to go and joy to put surgery on.
Yes.
We asked that you make know that the doctor he's got a strong eye on that.
Morning walk with him.
We asked that that that he got a steady hand when he got the scoppel in his hand. We asked that you hold on to him please as it goes into a surgeon because we know come side the morning now the victory going belong to Brother Conley and the Lord.
Thank you Lord.
We know all of is, but we we we asked that you take that paincreas and you remove it out successfully, close him back up like it will never been into the end before.
Walk with me.
That's what we're asking, we ask your Lord. At the same time that they're removing this pancreaus. Lord, we asked that your reach around his backside and we asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make it hole, make it one hundred and ten percent. We want you to make that that kidney like it's been next beast kidney. It was aacon Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon.
Whoop packed Dexon Castle. Yes, you know you're saying, day you dun sir, there there's nothing wrong with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing find the Lordest Lordest then made it. Well, he's gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors operating though. They don't tak me forward and that's what they plan and remove. So really my kidney is fined. They did what they called it when they me in my eyes and everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing but my package.
Sir, right right right. Let me say I'm glad you brought that up. This this one reason why I call you. Uh, what I want to ask you and I know we we you know we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was Yeah, And I know this is I hate to come at you in the final hour and you're getting ready to go he certain and all that, But if you don't mind it when they go in on Friday morning and and remove that paincre is out. Do you think that they could go in and get one of your kidneys? Because I need one?
Hold hold on, just meant digging up what you say? What you say?
See see see what else? I've been going through myself with a little ailment. And and I'm wondering if if I need a kittney, and I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours when they go in and get your pank because they gonna already have your open.
Did you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys?
Yeah, and give it to me because I need one.
You need a kidney?
Yes, But what what I mean you already gonna be laying the open.
Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need help with my package. You gonna call me with some flat that. Man, this ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said you're a dickon.
Like I said, dick and tatters of my name. But see what I'm asking you? If what men, brother Conny, what harm is it? If you already open and laying on the table.
Oh you ain't here the dang I said, have you? I said, I'll be man, you crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something going on here. You say you knew you managed to mister. Matter fact, you too knew to know who you're talking to.
What what? What I'm saying is you have two two look like you said you say they did the MRI.
I go, don't give them what I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You got to one of yours?
Bad.
That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well and you calling with this. You say you a new nickers, you stoe his and you won't be at that church loan. I tell you that because if I ever get gold to your sister, we got some richman to do.
What is it gonna hurt for you to give me one of them kitteningers and both of them if both them kitteners.
Is good, can't gonna hit him? Thank them? You ain't getting my kitteney man, can't go hunt? What's wrong with you?
Say? Man? All I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on the table, what is it gonna hurt? I shouldn't got me wond now you're gonna tell him I'm open laying on the table. What kind of a pull you in charge of?
Mister? Let me tell you something. I I need to meet you before I get to the hospital and nobody can help. They got nothing man kitting in yours and I can tell you that we out. You gonna feeling the thing I got that there's too many names going on in the church today. I'll be you're gonna call and talk me out of one of my kittness. Man, I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let the Nord take care of me, because what you talking about, I ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You can kiss my and get off my phone. That's what you can do.
Can I say one more thing to you? What is you listen to me? Man?
I had to listen to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mister, you're running the game. If I could get to you'all put land in your what you're not?
Just say one more thing and then I'm gonna.
Let you go. Is you listening for what?
Bless this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.
Oh Lord, have that girl. Lord have mercy.
Lord have much Jesus you all right?
Please forgive me. Lord have mersey. Whoa Yo, I'm gonna have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting him. Lord, have mercy.
Jesus. Brother Coly, I gotta ask you one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
I think I did that right now. I think I did that right now.
I think he went too far right now?
Yeah, yeah, I did that right there? I did Okay, do anybody need a kidney? I mean, I mean you laying there and they got you open, and you've got two of them. You're gonna have the decency and let me have one because I need one.
To just let me have a.
Kidney for one.
Well, I'm praying for that. But why you open?
Is it?
Okay? If you just loan me, let me let me have one kid Oh.
My goodness, well he cut that off right Hey wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, Ain't nothing wrong with my.
Correct and that great getting up morning? Fairly well, fairly well, that is it. That's the prank of the days. Okay, I'll be back tomorrow.
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