Booty Taxes

Published Jun 7, 2023, 8:15 PM
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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is room temperature water and dish soap. Okay, room temperature water and dish soap. We'll get into that find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for a nap?

There's some taxes that need to be paid. I know you all pays the taxes. I know my uncle don't want to hear the word taxes because that just sends him into.

Something, into a frenzy.

Frenzy for sure. This right here is booty taxes. What booty taxes?

Yeah?

See, when I have spent money on another man's wife, and I have spent as much as I have, I'm gonna have to clean taxes on her. I can't spend that much money and not be able to clean. You understand what I'm saying. So I'm gonna go ahead and call this man and let him know that we're dealing with some booty taxes. And now, now tell me, can I ask you something? Sure? Sure? Sure? I just want to ask, are they coming back here? Friday, because I needed to make sure they sit on this couch with these booty taxes. I need this booty. If you want some on that on your couch, I got it for you. But yeah, but this booty taxes. Yeah, we do a booty tax then this is what I'm paying for it. I'm just I'm just trying to claim this. Let's go, let's go catch dog booty taxes.

Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. Hey, Kenrick, how you doing, man? My name is Anthony Man, Anthony Collins. They called me a c How you doing.

I'm good, Bro, How you doing?

I'm good, I'm good. Hey listen, uh this right here, man, this this I don't even know how to put this though, but uh hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got some issues. I'm getting ready to find my taxes and I'm going through all my especially all my receipts and all this kind of stuff. You know.

I just I can't.

I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't spend like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year, and I'm trying to figure out.

Oh well, bru wait, manue you asking me? You don't spend twenty thousand dollars on shiit I'm married to? Is that what you're telling me?

So? All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to.

Claim no, no, no, no, to write off. Basically, what you're telling me is my wife.

I ain't say all, man, I ain't saying.

What what what you're saying?

Bro? All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out is that all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses? Man, I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie last year.

So first, let me understand something right quick. You asking me for permission to claim my wife? When did you ask for permission my wife?

Help me with that, brother, Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's do this here. Drug. I ain't say I did that. You saying that. I'm saying, I just want to claim the taxes because I spent twenty k on it. That's all I'm saying. Okay, let's just.

Let's do this, brother, Let's put Melley on the phone, Let's put Mail on the moket fall.

I ain't no we we ain't got a brainmailing this. We ain't got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is we already hear it, see in it?

What excuse me? We ain't got a brain any kid in it? Think you must be outside Joe mine.

All I'm saying is do you have a problem with me claiming Melody? You mother? Right? I do?

Brouh, I got a mother problem having this whole moon face?

Wait?

How first of all, how did you get my information? How do you get my number? Bus?

I asked around for your number. I ain't want to call you. Took me a week to call you. You know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to dude, I just spend twenty grand. You don't see what I'm saying.

When did you spend twenty grand? That's I want to know. I ain't spent twenty grand on this month when I'm married to Hey, So, what what the you doing that? You spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife? And then you want to claim that cap me understanding that.

Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying to do that. All I'm trying to do is is just I just want I want to I want to know if you I don't want to vote claim it, because that's how you get in trouble.

Brother, you already and mother truble. Trouble is the last mother time you are to be worried about. And you calling my mother phone telling me about some that you got going home with my old lady, and then you telling me can I have your permission?

You?

Okay? So dog, we got to get some kind of resolution to this.

A good resolution is a good ass for what you mean? A resolution? That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Bro, Ain't no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution. W ain't we ain't got elf to talk abo, we ain't got a mother thing to talk about. That's the resolution I got fighting. I'll tell you what, brou I'm texting Mail right now. I've been texting her since we've been on this mother phone.

Okay, And I pray, what are you texting her? Carter?

No, what you mean when am I texting her? Fuss? She is the subject matter. So that's why I'm testing her. But you better pray to God. This is some money I hope to God you y'all got y'all people stuff with me like this fight. This ain't gonna go good, broh at all at all.

Okay, so I guess I can't claim them at this point.

Tell mother now, so what you want to do? Though, bro I don't already tell you what I'm gonna do, and I'm waiting on mails responds on this. Mother seel like she's slow than the mother. She can't tight fair for somebody, go get me some ma'am today. Okay, but man, look here, bruh, I don't know who this is. On the other than in the end of this song. I hope to God there's something somebody of X five or something that I can't even fathom. You better pray to God y'all playing with me?

This is some boot okay?

Okay?

So can I go on tell you this your dog and then I'm gonna get out your way, man, because I know how it's gonna go after this. Can I just go and tell you something else?

I don't know what the else you can tell me.

But the only thing I can tell you, the only thing I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is nephew Topics from the Steeve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Melanie got me to pray fall call you dug well, y'all some riting mother.

You look, that's about many telling me about gone.

Man.

Y'all ain't man, y'all ain't. And I'm sitting up the crackling and I done through them the way because my first fresh already.

You all right, man, I gotta make sure you are right before we get off the phone.

You're good, man. I gotta go get in the drink. Yeah, yeah, I'm right boy.

All right, show me this. What's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest.

Radio show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey Morris Show with that bright man lift you're telling him, and now you have it, you're gonna get it.

Tax that behind tax that behind the booty taxes right there, all right. Everybody paying them. You're paying them, whether you think you're not, you know what I mean, you're.

Paying them right now.

Pay ah, you're paying for it, trust me, everybody paying booty TAXI just it ain't on your paperwork, but you paying for I'm just let okay, all right, and let's get some booties out there in New Jersey Earthquake Day. Let's let's get them on. I tell baby Earthquake, Father's Day Comedy show with Earthquake, Donelle Rollins and Nephew time at Tony Robins. But that's the fraction at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center. That's going down Father's Day Night with the Sunday Night at the n J PAC June eighteenth, Take us on sale red now at the NJ PACK once again Earthquake, Donell Rollins and nepht You tell me Tony Robinson. But that's the fraction we will be in the building. Yeah, New Jersey, Baby, here we come. Been a long time. I can't wait to walk out on that stage and be straight England for you. Landing to cut Redondo Redondo Beach, California. That's right, Redondo Beach, California. That is in uh that would be in July. Yeah, that would be in July at the Redonde Beach in California. Yeah, I'll be there.

It's the last time you've been. You've been to California.

It's been a minute. It's been since I got people inside my head, comed because it's been a minute. Okay, so I STU coming back.

Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Today's subject room temperature, water and dish soap. We'll get into it, find out what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show

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