A 16-year-old track runner was disqualified after she celebrated her win at the CIF State Championship. Charlie has sprayed a fire extinguisher and says it is disgusting. 
A fight broke out with a woman, her daughter and employees at Chic-Fil-A. Rover doesn't understand long fingernails and fake eyelashes. Escaped convicts in New Orleans.

Syndicated radio show Rover's Morning Glory blends biting commentary, ridiculous antics and discussions that would get most people fired.