1) Welcome - Friday to a long weekend

2) Overnight - Someone looking for a Barnaby Joyce look alike for a porn show. Man burnt down part of his house after trying to kill cockroaches

3) Lawrence Mooney - Struggles with rugby

4) Top 5 things we've learned\

5) Apple cider vinegar shots

6) Pressure test contest

7) Someone in Hyde Park cut neighbours tree when they were away on holiday. Do you have a neighbour dispute?

8) Ditts attended and hosted the Port Adelaide FC Hall of Fame function last night

9) Dave Gleeson from the Screaming Jets - Bar games

10) Clare Lindop - retiring as a jockey

11) Mark Magill from Variety - Pre showdown game this weekend