Show intro

Schlitz/Dr. Hook/Hanta-sperm/Stork/Car yeets

Brewers/Cavs/SGA/Game 7/Vegas/Rousey

What's on TV/Rock stars with no tattoos

Man saves woman & child from sinking SUV

Cleavage is more popular than ever

NASCAR/Preakness/PGA/Rodgers/MTL strippers

Who'd you rather? - New foods

21% of people don't do this

Bad News with Happy Music/Daily Check-Ins

What a batshit crazy weekend!



I actually got a short nap on Friday before my 50th Birthday party that night, which helped…because I was out WAY past my normal bedtime. 11pm & I just don't mix anymore.



Saturday was an absolutely spectacular day for a charity motorcycle ride…and yesterday was my first ever parade as an Oktoberfest Grenadier.



I'm pooped!



Back to work this morning with LOTS to talk about, including what's on TV today/tonight, rock stars with NO tattoos, male cleavage becoming a "thing", and 21% of people who DON'T do this.



In the news this morning, Pabst is discontinuing production of Schlitz beer, the African stork seen in Wisconsin just got a new home, the lead singer of Dr. Hook passed away at age 76, a recent survey on how safe people feel when it comes to cruise ships, a wild video of a car YEETING in Fond du Lac, everyone survived after a couple of jets collided, and apparently the Hantavirus can remain in human sperm for up to six years!



In sports, the Brew Crew took 2-out-of-3 from the Twinkies this weekend, the Cavs beat the Pistons in game seven last night to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals in the NBA, SGA is the MVP for the second year in a row, game seven between Montreal & Buffalo is tonight, the Vegas Golden Knights get penalized for skipping media availability, Ronda Rousey gets a win over the weekend, and Jake Paul's reaction to the Conor McGregor announcement.



Hero stuff right here as a man helped save a woman & her child after their SUV ended up in a pond, and a burnt kitten gets saved.



Elsewhere in sports, the results of yesterday's NASCAR All-Star race…along with the results of the Preakness & the PGA Championship. Plus, Aaron Rodgers is coming back for another year with the Steelers, and strippers in Montreal are planning a strike during the Formula-1 Canadian Grand Prix weekend.



Played a round of "Who'd you rather?" - Weird foods edition. A SPAM hot dog? Asparagus flavored ice cream? Or wasp cookies?



And in today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about another issue with Waymo vehicles, a #FloridaMan who blew "sugar"(aka FENTANYL) in a cop's face, a woman in Arizona who was selling land mines, and a septic truck that got destroyed by a train!

What a batshit crazy weekend!
 
I actually got a short nap on Friday before my 50th Birthday party that night, which helped&hellip;because I was out WAY past my normal bedtime. 11pm &amp; I just don't mix anymore.
 
Saturday was an absolutely spectacular day for a charity motorcycle ride&hellip;and yesterday was my first ever parade as an Oktoberfest Grenadier.
 
I'm pooped!
 
Back to work this morning with LOTS to talk about, including what's on TV today/tonight, rock stars with <a href="https://loudwire.com/heavy-music-stars-without-tattoos/">NO tattoos</a>, <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/style/look-of-the-week-alton-mason-is-shirtmaxxing">male cleavage</a> becoming a "thing", and <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/1spdj0o/do_you_lick_your_bathroom_door/?solution=a26ee52bf2276789a26ee52bf2276789&amp;js_challenge=1&amp;token=bbbe4bf1c9a2b5160829c4be34da5861f1cb6e63e4048375a2157ac2b9af6e23&amp;jsc_orig_r=">21% of people</a> who DON'T do this.
 
In the news this morning, Pabst is discontinuing production of <a href="https://www.jsonline.com/story/money/business/2026/05/15/schlitz-once-milwaukees-biggest-brewer-is-being-discontinued/90095322007/">Schlitz</a> beer, the <a href="https://www.wlky.com/article/african-stork-wisconsin-gets-new-home/71327044">African stork</a> seen in Wisconsin just got a new home, the lead singer of <a href="https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/dr-hook-dennis-locorriere-death-cause-b2978143.html">Dr. Hook</a> passed away at age 76, a recent survey on how safe people feel when it comes to <a href="https://yougov.com/en-us/daily-results/20260516-f2e15-2">cruise ships</a>, a wild video of a <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/high-speed-police-chase-airborne-crash-fond-du-lac-wisconsin/">car YEETING</a> in Fond du Lac, everyone survived after a couple of <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/05/17/idaho-air-force-base-collision-show/90133208007/?tbref=hp">jets collided</a>, and apparently the <a href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hantavirus-may-survive-human-sperm-150250877.html">Hantavirus can remain in human sperm</a> for up to six years!
 
In sports, the <a href="https://kfiz.com/ryan-jeffers-and-kody-clemens-help-twins-avoid-sweep-beat-brewers-5-4/">Brew Crew</a> took 2-out-of-3 from the Twinkies this weekend, the <a href="https://www.espn.com/nba/recap/_/gameId/401871339">Cavs beat the Pistons</a> in game seven last night to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals in the NBA, <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/shai-gilgeous-alexander-wins-second-straight-nba-mvp-award-140132922.html">SGA</a> is the MVP for the second year in a row, <a href="https://www.nhl.com/news/sabres-hope-to-bring-road-mentality-into-game-7-against-canadiens">game seven</a> between Montreal &amp; Buffalo is tonight, the <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nhl/2026/05/15/golden-knights-lose-draft-pick-media-policy-violation-john-tortorella/90105113007/">Vegas Golden Knights</a> get penalized for skipping media availability, <a href="https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ronda-rousey-vs-gina-carano-fight-results-live-updates-card-winners-highlights/live/">Ronda Rousey</a> gets a win over the weekend, and <a href="https://bloodyelbow.com/2026/05/17/jake-paul-hits-back-at-dana-white-after-ufc-boss-announced-conor-mcgregor-comeback-during-netflix-mma-debut/">Jake Paul's reaction</a> to the Conor McGregor announcement.
 
Hero stuff right here as a man helped <a href="https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/6195/Man-Hears-Little-Girl-Screaming-Jumps-Into-Pond-to-Save-Mom-and-Daughter-From-Sinking-SUV">save a woman &amp; her child</a> after their SUV ended up in a pond, and a <a href="https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/tiny-kitten-with-burns-all-over-his-body-shocks-everyone-with-his-stunning-recovery">burnt kitten </a>gets saved.
 
Elsewhere in sports, the results of yesterday's <a href="https://www.nascar.com/news-media/2026/05/17/2026-cup-series-dover-all-star-race-recap/">NASCAR All-Star race</a>&hellip;along with the results of the <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/horses/triple/preakness/2026/05/16/preakness-stakes-updates-odds-horses-picks-results--live/90102769007/">Preakness</a> &amp; the <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/sports/aaron-rai-emerges-pack-win-pga-championship-final-round-life-aronimink">PGA Championship</a>. Plus, <a href="https://steelerswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/steelers/2026/05/18/steelers-aaron-rodgers-mike-mccarthy-nfl-history-bills-marv-levy-jim-kelly/90138759007/">Aaron Rodgers</a> is coming back for another year with the Steelers, and <a href="https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/montreal-strippers-threaten-strike-formula-1-canadian-grand-prix-weekend">strippers in Montreal</a> are planning a strike during the Formula-1 Canadian Grand Prix weekend.
 
Played a round of "Who'd you rather?" - Weird foods edition. A <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/hormel-announces-spam-dog/">SPAM hot dog</a>? <a href="https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/05/14/hadley-grass-asparagus-ice-cream-newsletter">Asparagus flavored ice cream</a>? Or <a href="https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/jibachi-senbei-japans-unique-wasp-infused-crackers.html">wasp cookies</a>?
 
And in today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about another issue with <a href="https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/empty-waymos-invade-atlanta-neighborhood-circle-cul-de-sac-hours-with-no-passengers/CSNV2G5CZFHHFP6BOH6YF5RCFU/">Waymo vehicles</a>, a <a href="https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/its-sugar-florida-man-blows-fentanyl-in-deputys-face-sheriffs-office-says/">#FloridaMan</a> who blew "sugar"(aka FENTANYL) in a cop's face, a <a href="https://www.azfamily.com/2026/05/15/arizona-woman-sentenced-selling-drugs-land-mines/?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;utm_campaign=fark&amp;ICID=ref_fark">woman in Arizona</a> who was selling land mines, and a <a href="https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15821263/septic-truck-smashed-speeding-freight-train-Chesapeake-Virginia.html?fbclid=IwY2xjawR3-C5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEejKA-ZM2uyoPiwyCoV1FBUEMK0qDRoyaaBZdeqUCvCXcm_69938U3Z415SQk_aem_GSWBDQZzgtcVqociOm8-IQ">septic truck</a> that got destroyed by a train!

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor