Time Blindness

priest rubs oil on genitals/pod of whales/dres

Brian's light replacement

Miranda Lambert stops a show

surgeons reattach head/florida online church p

It's so hot that...

You're killin' me, Shaws - The Legend of Billi

truck drops human poo/slide falls off plane/ta

Karen of the Day - Illegal Party

People are getting early

snake oil salesmen/woman steals firetruck/drag

Three things to do

After spending most of last week at Rock Fest, Brian returned to the studio on Monday for the Monday Morning Throwback, a recap of his time in Cadott, and a discussion about time blindness.

On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a priest who got in trouble for using some oil on someone's genitals, a sad story about about a pod of whales, the husband from the "what color is this dress" got arrested, and a new scam coming from Craigslist of all places.

Brian patted himself on the back for replacing a light in his wife's closet, and after the Ronnie Radke incident at Rock Fest, we talked about a recent situation at a Miranda Lambert concert.

On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a decapitated kid who had his head reattached, a Florida "church" that got busted for selling snake oil, a senior version of "The Bachelor", and whether or not a slice of pizza is a meal or snack.

Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", so $10 of Brian's morning show-money went to the Rock Foundation, and we had a list titled, "It's so hot that..."

On the Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" we had stories a truck making a mess with some human poo, a slide that fell off a plane, Taco Tuesday, and a guy with a parking lot scam.

A new "Karen of the Day" on Thursday morning who didn't like her neighbors having a party, and a new phenomenon explains why people are showing up early for things.

On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who stole a firetruck, and a person who suffered some pretty serious injuries after eating some Dragon Balls!

Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend

After spending most of last week at Rock Fest, Brian returned to the studio on Monday for the <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/07/17/the-monday-morning-throwback-brians-duck-roommate-moves-out/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>, a recap of his time in Cadott, and a discussion about <a href="https://health.clevelandclinic.org/time-blindness/">time blindness</a>.
On Monday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12306599/Greek-priest-duped-tourist-anoint-genitals-holy-oil.html">priest</a> who got in trouble for using some oil on someone's genitals, a sad story about about a <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/pod-55-pilot-whales-die-after-stranded-beach-101339136">pod of whales</a>, the husband from the "<a href="https://news.stv.tv/highlands-islands/the-dress-groom-behind-dress-that-broke-the-internet-charged-with-trying-to-kill-wife">what color is this dress</a>" got arrested, and a new <a href="https://www.ketv.com/article/omaha-craigslist-scams-linked-bank-robbery/44546266">scam</a> coming from Craigslist of all places.
Brian patted himself on the back for replacing a light in his wife's closet, and after the Ronnie Radke incident at Rock Fest, we talked about a recent situation at a <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/miranda-lambert-concert-photo-fan-callout-viral-tiktok-rcna94722">Miranda Lambert</a> concert.
On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a decapitated kid who had his <a href="https://www.nbc15.com/2023/07/17/surgeons-reattach-12-year-old-boys-head-after-accident-rare-operation/">head reattached</a>, a Florida "<a href="https://nypost.com/2023/07/20/4-members-of-a-florida-family-are-convicted-of-selling-a-fake-covid-19-cure-through-online-church/">church</a>" that got busted for selling snake oil, a senior version of "<a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/golden-bachelor-abc-senior-spinoff-1235537941/">The Bachelor</a>", and whether or not a slice of <a href="https://today.yougov.com/topics/consumer/survey-results/daily/2023/07/17/18ece/2">pizza</a> is a meal or snack.
Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", so $10 of Brian's morning show-money went to the Rock Foundation, and we had a list titled, "It's so hot that..."
On the Wednesday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music" we had stories a truck making a mess with some <a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/human-waste-leaking-truck-causes-crashes-connecticut-highway-101438932">human poo</a>, a <a href="https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chicago-united-plane-emergency-slide/index.html">slide</a> that fell off a plane, <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/07/18/taco-bell-wins-taco-tuesday-trademark-dispute-with-rival-taco-johns/">Taco Tuesday</a>, and a guy with a <a href="https://www.nbc15.com/2023/07/15/fake-cones-fake-tickets-man-poses-parking-lot-attendant-makes-nearly-2000/">parking lot scam</a>.
A new "<a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sarah_conner1/video/7257235834309446958">Karen of the Day</a>" on Thursday morning who didn't like her neighbors having a party, and a new phenomenon explains why people are <a href="https://archive.is/5mhuX">showing up early</a> for things.
On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article277435088.html">stole a firetruck</a>, and a person who suffered some pretty serious injuries after eating some <a href="https://archive.is/MYiuO#selection-1785.146-1785.367">Dragon Balls</a>!
Plus, a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/07/21/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-125/">things to do</a> in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

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