The Monday Morning Throwback - Johnny F'ing Da

You're washing your armpits incorrectly

Most embarrassing moments

Tinder Select

shirtless guy on a golf cart/drug dealer calls

Shrek AirBnB

You're Killin' Me, Shaws - Sweet Home Alabama

Jack In The Box shooting/Denver homeless poop/

How many pics are on your phone?

Three things to do in & around La Crosse this

Dead pigs on the highway/$5,600 underwear/nake

Joe Exotic t-shirts

We kicked off Oktoberfest week with Brian's FAVORITE Oktoberfest memory as our "Monday Morning Throwback", and we found out that we're apparently washing our armpits incorrectly.

On Tuesday, we talked about a guy who "accidentally" sent a nude photo of his wife to their entire family...which led to a discussion about our own embarrassing moments. Plus, Tinder is basically prostituting people now with their "Tinder Select" tier for people who want to pay $499/month to get better matches.

On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a shirtless, drunk guy caught driving a golf cart with a dog in his lap, a moronic drug dealer who called the cops after one of his customers stole $10, and the British show "Naked Attraction" making it's way onto the MAX streaming service.

Wednesday, we discovered what could be the greatest AirBnB of all time, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws".

On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Denver businessman who was so frustrated by the homeless defecating in his parking lot that he collected a bunch of poop in his parking lot and dumped it on the steps of City Hall, an employee at a Jack-In-The-Box shooting at some customers over curly fries, and a stolen ShopVac with a special surprise inside.

Thursday was our last day in the studio as we were broadcasting live from the State Room on Friday morning for our 14th Annual Kickoff to Oktoberfest! We talked about the amount of pics we have on our phones, we gave you a special, Thursday & Oktoberfest edition of "Three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend", and we talked about Joe Exotic getting upset at the Florida State QB for selling t-shirts.

On our Thursday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bunch of dead pigs on a highway after a car crash, a $5,600 pair of underwear, a #FloridaMan who celebrated his birthday in a very interesting way, and a woman who died during surgery...only to be propped up by the hospital staff to make her family thing she was still alive!

We kicked off Oktoberfest week with Brian's FAVORITE Oktoberfest memory as our "<a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/09/25/the-monday-morning-throwback-johnny-fing-damon/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>", and we found out that we're apparently <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/09/20/hygiene-expert-says-were-washing-our-armpits-all-wrong/">washing our armpits incorrectly</a>.
On Tuesday, we talked about a guy who "accidentally" <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/16ri3j5/accidentally_shared_a_nude_photo_from_honeymoon/">sent a nude photo of his wife to their entire family</a>...which led to a discussion about our own embarrassing moments. Plus, Tinder is basically prostituting people now with their "<a href="https://techcrunch.com/2023/09/25/tinder-snobs-can-now-pay-499-per-month-to-be-matched-with-the-most-sought-after-profiles/?guccounter=1">Tinder Select</a>" tier for people who want to pay $499/month to get better matches.
On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a shirtless, drunk guy caught <a href="https://www.golfdigest.com/story/shirtless-man-with-dog-leads-slow-speed-golf-cart-police-chase">driving a golf cart</a> with a dog in his lap, a <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12563475/eric-thomas-drugs-largo-police.html">moronic drug dealer</a> who called the cops after one of his customers stole $10, and the British show "<a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/naked-attraction-nude-dating-show-max-1235597729/">Naked Attraction</a>" making it's way onto the MAX streaming service.
Wednesday, we discovered what could be the <a href="https://www.today.com/home/shrek-swamp-scotland-airbnb-rcna117593">greatest AirBnB</a> of all time, and Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws".
On Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Denver businessman who was so frustrated by the <a href="https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/sep/25/jon-caldara-independence-institute-ceo-dumps-human/">homeless defecating</a> in his parking lot that he collected a bunch of poop in his parking lot and dumped it on the steps of City Hall, an employee at a <a href="https://www.fox26houston.com/news/video-released-of-houston-jack-in-the-box-employee-shooting-at-family-over-curly-fries">Jack-In-The-Box shooting</a> at some customers over curly fries, and a <a href="https://6abc.com/hornet-theft-shop-vac-stolen-philadelphia-bee-company-malvern/13831571/">stolen ShopVac</a> with a special surprise inside.
Thursday was our last day in the studio as we were broadcasting live from the State Room on Friday morning for our 14th Annual Kickoff to Oktoberfest! We talked about the <a href="https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/09/average-american-takes-this-many-photos-a-day/">amount of pics</a> we have on our phones, we gave you a special, Thursday &amp; Oktoberfest edition of "<a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/09/28/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-oktoberfest-edition-3/">Three things to do in &amp; around La Crosse this weekend</a>", and we talked about <a href="https://www.tampabay.com/sports/seminoles/2023/09/27/tiger-king-joe-exotic-jordan-travis-florida-state-football/">Joe Exotic getting upset</a> at the Florida State QB for selling t-shirts.
On our Thursday edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a bunch of <a href="https://www.wafb.com/2023/09/27/dead-pigs-scattered-across-miss-river-bridge-after-crash/">dead pigs on a highway</a> after a car crash, a <a href="https://10play.com.au/theproject/articles/italian-fashion-label-miu-miu-releases-underwear-that-cost-only-5600-aka-a-bargain/tpa230928dxpwj">$5,600 pair of underwear</a>, a #FloridaMan who <a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/26/nude-hialeah-man-screams-its-my-birthday-today-after-touching-self-in-hot-tub-cops-say/">celebrated his birthday</a> in a very interesting way, and a <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12567643/ohio-hospital-woman-fake-alive-dr-Jarrod-Betz-botched-surgery.html">woman who died during surgery</a>...only to be propped up by the hospital staff to make her family thing she was still alive!

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

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