Monday Morning Throwback - Brian's bike citati

Karens of the Day - Airplane Tantrum Karen/Pur

Bad News with Happy Music - Madonna surgery/Go

Metallica Marching Band challenge

Uber rates based on your battery level

You're killin' me, Shaws - Fear

Bad News with Happy Music - Jeep in the water/

Good News - barber

State stereotypes

Bad News with Happy Music - woman trapped in a

Three things to do

Thank goodness the weather finally changed! Yes, I turned my AC on, but I'm still happy it's hot out & I can ride the Harley.

We started this week with a different kind of bike, as Brian retold the story of his bicycle citation during the "Monday Morning Throwback". Plus, we had a couple of Karens acting up this week, including a dude on a plane who threw a tantrum because he couldn't get a gin & tonic...and a woman who got mad at a guy for trying to help her find her purse.

On Monday's "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about Madonna trying to reverse her recent plastic surgery, had a story about a 78-year old bank robber with a great last name, a strange story about a naked & greased-up #FloridaMan, and a riot at a live theater production of "The Bodyguard"

We talked about Metallica's new contest for marching bands, and discussed the allegations that Uber charges you more money for a ride if your battery level is really low.

Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we had a great story about a barber in Ohio who's been giving out free haircuts to children with special needs.

On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a fisherman who discovered a submerged Jeep with a woman inside, the toxic soil from the train derailment getting spilled AGAIN, the value of stolen Dyson vaccuums, and a new scam that asks people for gift cards in order to get out of a legal predicament.

Plus, another scam that uses AI to clone someone's voice, and the stereotypes of all 50 states. 

On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a woman who was trying to take some erotic photos in a cave but got stuck by the risiing tide, a dead hippo that was addicted to cocaine, a guy that got too drunk & whacked off in a bus stop for an HOUR, the failed Phillies $1 hot dog night, and another drunk guy who broke into a police station & pooped on the floor.

Plus, a new list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

Thank goodness the weather finally changed! Yes, I turned my AC on, but I'm still happy it's hot out &amp; I can ride the Harley.
We started this week with a different kind of bike, as Brian retold the story of his bicycle citation during the "<a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/04/10/the-monday-morning-throwback-brians-bicycle-citation/">Monday Morning Throwback</a>". Plus, we had a couple of Karens acting up this week, including a dude on a plane who threw a <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/04/07/passenger-handcuffed-over-a-pre-flight-drink-tantrum-like-a-5-year-old/">tantrum</a> because he couldn't get a gin &amp; tonic...and a woman who got mad at a guy for trying to help her find her <a href="https://twitter.com/KarenAwards/status/1637516250128449538">purse</a>.
On Monday's "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about <a href="https://torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/madonna-affected-by-critics-of-her-face-plans-return-to-natural-appearance">Madonna</a> trying to reverse her recent plastic surgery, had a story about a 78-year old bank robber with a <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65232308">great last name</a>, a strange story about a <a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/04/07/naked-greased-up-florida-man-accused-of-breaking-into-2-homes-jumping-in-pool/">naked &amp; greased-up</a> #FloridaMan, and a <a href="https://www.avclub.com/bodyguard-musical-shut-down-because-fans-wouldnt-stop-s-1850316057?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;ICID=ref_fark">riot</a> at a live theater production of "The Bodyguard"
We talked about <a href="https://www.revolvermag.com/music/metallica-launch-marching-band-cover-song-competition">Metallica</a>'s new contest for marching bands, and discussed the allegations that <a href="https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7beq8/uber-surge-pricing-phone-battery?fbclid=IwAR3n-4PprtYORBQPUkSElxt2ByeTvyjrsYXPORdlbXRvNMTyxCkKXAU-CZA">Uber charges you more money</a> for a ride if your battery level is really low.
Shaw whiffed on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we had a great story about a <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vernon-jackson-barber-free-haircuts-children-with-special-needs-opens-noble-barber-beauty-on-day-off-cincinnati/">barber in Ohio</a> who's been giving out free haircuts to children with special needs.
On Tuesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a fisherman who discovered a <a href="https://news.yahoo.com/fisherman-stumbled-upon-jeep-submerged-230002539.html">submerged Jeep</a> with a woman inside, <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/truck-carrying-40000-pounds-toxic-soil-east-palestine-train-derailment-rcna79277">the toxic soil</a> from the train derailment getting spilled AGAIN, the value of <a href="https://www.wfmj.com/story/48698606/police-33-vacuum-cleaners-stolen-from-bed-bath-and-beyond-in-boardman">stolen Dyson vaccuums</a>, and a new scam that asks people for gift cards in order to get out of a legal predicament.
Plus, another scam that uses <a href="https://www.wkyt.com/2023/04/10/ive-got-your-daughter-mom-warns-terrifying-ai-voice-cloning-scam-that-faked-kidnapping/">AI to clone someone's voice</a>, and the <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/worst-us-state-stereotypes?fbclid=IwAR1F3BNsTq6GDmDQyKSNUGY5jRBDpiBOMCnUxEG6ypyKV-ejXVOrohy5UT0">stereotypes of all 50 states</a>. 
On Thursday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we talked about a woman who was trying to take some erotic photos in a cave but <a href="https://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/woman-trapped-in-cave-while-taking-half-naked-photos-rescued-285288/">got stuck</a> by the risiing tide, a <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/one-pablo-escobars-cocaine-hippos-killed-hit-suv-colombia-rcna79420">dead hippo that was addicted to cocaine</a>, a guy that got too drunk &amp; <a href="https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/dad-caught-masturbating-busy-bus-29689688">whacked off in a bus stop</a> for an HOUR, the failed <a href="https://6abc.com/philadelphia-phillies-dollar-dog-night-food-fight-viral-video-citizens-bank-park/13118868/">Phillies $1 hot dog night</a>, and another drunk guy who broke into a police station &amp; <a href="https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2023/04/12/drunk-man-causes-chaos-after-breaking-into-naples-police-department/?fbclid=IwAR2JK5lvCa9JSBbB48DIXokS3fN5rAMV0bLCOcZJXnxZBRE3h7Q7ewpYWvs">pooped on the floor</a>.
Plus, a new list of <a href="https://www.957therock.com/2023/04/14/three-things-to-do-in-around-la-crosse-this-weekend-113/">things to do in &amp; around La Crosse</a> this weekend!

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

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