HUMP DAY! Best day of the week, weather-wise. Gonna cool off the next few days & some rain is in the forecast. We kicked things off by talking to Shaw about the Angel Reese snafu earlier this week, the name change for the Boy Scouts, and also recapped the NBA & NHL playoff action from last night. Plus, the reporter who had a bizarre exchange with Caitlyn Clark after she got drafted by the Indiana Fever is NOT going to be covering her games this season. Let you know what's on TV tonight, and talked about some of the fallout from the "Roast of Tom Brady". In case you missed it, Netflix has edited out the booing of Kim Kardashian. Had another reminder of the importance of learning CPR, thanks to a couple of high-school students near Detroit. Doc texted in wondering about the Putin/Super Bowl ring comment from the Tom Brady roast, and we discussed a new sport that's picking up in popularity. Today is "National Have a Coke Day" and "No Socks Day", and it's also Wednesday, which means we played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws". Shaw didn't get the movie quote, so $10 of Brian's morning-show money went to the Rock Foundation. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who stabbed himself at a car dealership, another guy who assaulted his ex-girlfriend with a pink dildo, a missing trucker who was found dead in the back of his own truck, a guy who trapped his ex-girlfriend in a crawlspace at his house, a very sneaky jewel thief, the new Swiss Army "knives", a #FloridaMan who keyed his name on the hood of a cop car, a man who was in a car accident and then came into contact with a bear before dying, and a guy who had a botched surgery.

What a wild day! The sky this morning was crazy-looking! Talked about the weather in our area to start the show, and we talked about some of the flooding in Brazil & TX. Recapped last night's NHL & NBA playoff action, and heard about the jockey from the Kentucky Derby that might be in a bit of trouble! We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and what's on TV tonight, which led Brian to go down a rabbit hole about Paris Hilton & these boot camps that abduct children. In case you were unaware, today is "National Teacher Appreciation Day", and we talked about some of the teachers that influenced us when we were in school. Had a couple of uplifting stories about a WWII Veteran who finally got his diploma, and a couple who won a brand new truck, but donated it to a kid who needed it more than they did. There was a few interesting food stories this morning, including people eating lemons WHOLE, a woman who likes pickles in her Dr. Pepper, and a guy who thinks he figured out the best way to cut a sandwich. Did you hear about Snoop Dogg??? He is apparently going to be sponsoring the Arizona Bowl this year. And unless you live under a rock, you've seen the memes & videos about a man vs. a bear in the woods. We discussed it on the show this morning. We talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show about the current state of the Brewers. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the most boring video of all time, a wrongful traffic stop in #Florida, a woman who was stealing from stores by using the self-checkout lanes, an alligator that was causing an issue at a Starbucks, a hippo that devoured a boat, a zebra that was finally captured after being on the loose for a week, a bunch of dogs that got painted up like pandas, and a guy who didn't poop for three months.

Welcome to Monday! I know that I'm wiped out after a weekend filled with live music & beers. Gonna quick mow the lawn this afternoon and take a much-needed nap! We recapped our weekends and also recapped the live roast of Tom Brady that aired on Netflix last night. Talked about the incredible video of a stormchaser who saved a family after their home was destroyed by a tornado. Talked a bit about the Patrick Beverly situation, and we hooked you up with the Monday Morning Throwback. Did you know that watching sports is good for your mental health??? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a couple of people who overdosed in a man-made cave, a stolen forklift, a guy who jumped in front a priest during his live-streamed sermon & attempted to shoot him with a gun, a furry convention that went off the rails, a Tesla that updated it's software while woman was in the drive-thru at at Chik-Fil-A, a woman who is messing with guys who send her unsolicited dick pics, and a parent who tried to prank a school by wearing a bigfoot costume.

And just like that, the week is over! Started the morning with news about the city buying a bunch of diesel buses, and we recapped the NHL & NBA playoff action last night, including the odd exchange between Patrick Beverly & a Pacer fan. Also looked at a drinking game for the Roast of Tom Brady this Sunday on Netflix. Let you know what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, and Jean is going to attempt to bet on the Kentucky Derby for the first time ever. Speaking of the Kentucky Derby, Brian wants to bring the "Running of the Porta-Potties" to Oktoberfest! Have you seen the video of the giraffe chiro? People on the internet are loving it. And remember earlier this week when we talked about the swarm of bees that delayed the Diamondbacks/Dodgers game? The bee guy is now getting his own Topps trading card! Today is "National Paranormal Day" and we talked about the paranormal stuff that we do & do not believe in. Had an update on the new waterslide being constructed in the Dells, and we talked racing with Doc. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a surge in unemployment, an increase in IRS audits, a guy who got arrested for stealing diapers from a dollar store, a county in TN that has a horrible record for EMS response time, an Iowa man who got arrested for road rage, an interesting side effect of Ozempic, a nudist cruise is set to launch, a cop that was assaulted by a cheeseburger, a guy who was stabbing himself, and another Iowa man who turned himself in to the police…but forgot to take the drugs out of his car.

One more day of work left! Started the morning with the tragic news out of Mount Horeb, WI. Also recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and discussed the suspensions handed down by MLB after the Brewers/Rays dust-up on Tuesday night. Laughed at the video of Ryan Gosling & Mikey Day reprising their SNL "Beavis & Butthead" roles on the red carpet for Gosling's new movie, "The Fall Guy". And Brian recalled a story about Creed getting their gear stolen when they played his hometown many years ago before they hit the big time. Had a incredible story about a 9 year-old in Oklahoma that ran a mile in the dark to save his parents' lives after a tornado threw their truck into a tree & severly injured the parents. The family has a GoFundMe page set up to help with their mounting medical bills. Couple of food related items this morning, including a new flavor from Jif, and a pickle-flavored wine spritzer is now available for preorder! Today is "World Password Day", so we looked at how long it would take a hacker to get your password based on how many numbers, letters, & symbols you've got. Did you see the video of the bear at the zoo that ate the ducklings right in front of a bunch of kids that were celebrating a birthday? Scarred for life! We also talked about the guy who was thrown out of the Mets game after eating 9 hot dogs & drinking 10 beers. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a granny in New Mexico who shot an intruder, a pizza delivery kid who almost got shot for parking in the wrong spot, a fire at a peanut butter manufacturing plant, a woman in West Virginia who stole a truck to hunt pedos, a man who threw fried chicken at his sister because he was hangry, a guy who got a dental implant screwed into his brain, a priest who spend a bunch of the church's money on Candy Crush, and a story about a face-eater that will haunt you.

HUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! After spending several hours mowing yesterday, we're all pretty sore & tired. But with the rain later this week, it was a must to get that lawn taken care of. We started you off with a recap of last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and we talked about the "brawl" that broke out during yesterday's Brewers game. Let you know what's on TV tonight, and we talked about Sammy Hagar getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Had an uplifting story about a cop in Canada who anonymously donated a kidney, then became close friends with the woman who received the kidney. And a story about a heroic 8th grader in Wisconsin who saved a bus driver after she had passed out. What's the #1 thing you want when you go on vacation? A recent survey says that 70% of people want fast wi-fi more than anything else. Have you heard about the Cheeseball guy? I'm calling shenanigans. That's not a full jug of cheeseballs. More like half a jug. Eric was able to correctly guess that Shaw wouldn't know what movie today's quote came from with "You're Killin' Me, Shaws"(it was 'Friday the 13th: Part 2') We had a lot of bee stories this morning, including the start of "No Mow May", and a bee swarm that delayed last night's Dodgers/Diamondbacks game. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who went on a first date with a woman and she ended up shooting at him, a couple that found about 60,000 bees in the walls of their home, a guy who was trying to smuggle snakes in his pants, a ATM thief who was caught at a casino, a man who killed his grandmother because he thought she was the devil, an emergency slide from a plane ended up in an ironic place, and a couple of lions decided to bang on top of a safari truck.

Final day of the month, and we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the month of May! We recapped last night's NHL & NBA playoffs, and we talked about the umps screwing the Brewers again! Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday, and we took a long, hard look at Olivia O'Brien, who went viral during this past weekend's Laker game. Ahem. Had a wonderful story about a mama bear that saved her cub from drowning after it fell into a river, and another great story about a teacher that recently joined a very exclusive club. We talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports show about whether or not Giannis will be back with the Bucks next season, and got an update on his living situation now that his girlfriend has moved in with him. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the amount of women's restrooms in Amsterdam, a guy in Michigan driving around with a tree stuck to his car, a woman who inhaled a screw, a man & his daughter got attacked and stung by hundreds of bees in Vegas, a guy who was putting his genitals in the food at the restaurant he used to work at, a guy's emotional support alligator has gone missing, a moron tried to harass a bison, and another story about someone throwing pasta during a road rage incident.

Monday again, but Shaw is back from vacation! He told us all about his time in South Carolina, and we all recapped our various activities from the weekend. We obviously talked about the severe weather & tornados in Iowa, Nebraska, & Oklahoma, including a guy who probably survived a tornado because he was out buying hot dogs. Discussed the NBA & NHL Playoffs, and the NFL allowing players to wear the guardian caps during the regular season. Had a new "Karen of the Day" that was upset about the length of someone else's skirt. Today's "Monday Morning Throwback" was from 2013 and informed us all about Tan Mom. Great video from yesterday's Predators/Canucks game.

The weekend has arrived and there's LOTS to do! Talked about the school bus crash by Eau Claire yesterday, and Shamrock! The lime green puppy that's going viral. We recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and we talked a bit about the NFL Draft. Let you know what's on TV this weekend, what's new in theaters this weekend, and what new music is out today! Had a great story about a couple of heroic barbers that saved a kid from running into traffic, and a cat that went missing and was eventually found in an Amazon facility. Today is "National Pretzel Day", in case you were unaware…so enjoy a salty pretzel with some hot cheese sauce. According to a new survey, people are basically split down the middle when it comes to washing new clothes before wearing them. Talked about the alligator that wandered onto the golf course at the Zurich Classic, and Tom Brady allegedly half-assed a bunch of autographs that people paid a lot of money for. Some food news this morning, including a Sour Patch Kids/Oreo collaboration, and Panera is looking for a Ranch expert to be their new "Ranch Hand". Be on the lookout for the possibly severe storms this weekend in the area. Could be pretty rough the next few days. Also, if you're looking to visit Chicago & see the rat hole, you're gonna have to wait until they figur out what to do with the sidewalk now that they removed it. Doc joined us to talk racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who stole a bunch of money from a youth football team & spent it on OnlyFans, using pee to fertilize your plants, and a guy who kept his dead mother's ashes in his car and had it stolen.

Final day of the nice weather with a bunch of rain expected this weekend. We started you off with the Thursday Song from our buddy, Adam Palm…and we talked about Joe Gow fighting for his job at UWL. And if you fly a lot, you're going to enjoy this news about airlines having to refund money over canceled flights. Discussed a list of bad habits that can be aging you faster than normal, and we also talked about brushing your teeth with hot water. Recapped last night's NBA & NHL playoff action, and Reggie Bush getting his Heisman trophy back! Funny story about a couple in MN that fell in love when he delivered fried pickles to her house as a GrubHub delivery driver. Cicadas are coming and they're apparently so loud that some people in the south are already calling 9-1-1 with noise complaints. And did you know they're edible??? No thanks. We also had a story about a high school prom in New Mexico that featured a drag performance. Nascar driver Erik Jones is going to miss some races after he suffered a broken back last week at Talladega. Jean ate a REALLY smelly banana this morning in the studio & Brian could not stop talking about it. Plus, the cost of chocolate may be on the rise, someone shot a dolphin, and Trump is coming back to WI next Wednesday. Yesterday, the WIAA voted to deny a constitutional ammendment that would have allowed high school student-athletes to profit off their NIL. Did you see this MMA fighter in Russia that kicked a ring-girl in the ass? Needless to say, it didn't end well for him. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a road rage incident that involved spaghetti, french fries bread in Tokyo, and Crackhead Barney.

HUMP DAY!!!!!! We're halfway through our week without Shaw and so far, so good. We started you off with the Wednesday song & played "You're Killin' Me, Jeans" for some of Brian's morning-show money. It was from "Knocked Up", and she TOTALLY knew it! Also talked about the MN Senator who was arrested for burglary, the potential TikTok ban, and the bird flu being found in pasteurized milk. NBA & NHL playoff results from last night's games, and a cool story about a Girl Scout in PA that collected over 150 prom dresses WITH shoes for other girls in her community! Had some horrible news about a drunk woman in Michigan who allegedly drove drunk & crashed into a young child's birthday party, killing several children. Brian refused to play a request for Falling In Reverse's cover of "Last Resort", and several people seemed to appreciate his decision. In case you missed it, they National Weather Service added magenta to the heat risk index. Did you see the video of the guy who took a punch from one of Nikola Jokic's brothers at the recent Nuggets/Lakers playoff game? Crazy stuff! We also talked about the recent US Justice Department settlement for the Larry Nassar victims, and Brian raved about this new flame-throwing robot dog named "The Thermonator" Plus, a list of everyday irritations! You've probably heard of the beer mile...but have you heard about the WINE MARATHON???? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a former school officer who killed his ex-wife and his teen girlfriend before abducting his son, a beer truck that crashed, and a man with a giant penis.

Day two without Shaw! We started you off with news about some ground beef that may contain E.coli, a man who set himself on fire near the Donald Trump trial, and a comedian who had a woman kicked out of his show because she was breastfeeding her child. Talked about the NBA & NHL playoffs, and a scary scene during the Brewers batting practice yesterday where a pitcher took a line drive off the neck. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday & talked about the upcoming roast of Tom Brady on Netflix. Did you see the video of the car on fire on I-94 from last week? Crazy scene, but the guy in the car survived thanks to some incredibly brave good Samaritans. If you've never watched ANY of the Star Wars films or TV shows, you could get a job making $1,000 to watch all nine films in the Skywalker Saga. Apparently, there's a new trend that has people washing their shredded cheese. Weird. Doctors in Australia are asking snake bite victims to NOT bring the snake into the Emergency Room when they come to the hospital. We got Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show on the phone to talk about all things Wisconsin sports, including the Bucks, the Brewers, the Badgers, and the upcoming NIL vote here in Wisconsin. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about a guy in Colorado who tried to trade drugs for food in the drive-thru at a Burger King, and a #FloridaMan who tried to drink a couple of cold ones before being arrested by police.

Monday again and Shaw's out this week on vacation! Hope he has fun in South Carolina. We talked about this weekend's NHL & NBA playoffs, and we discussed this year's Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Brian talked about his bird feeder again and tried to figure out what kind of birds were frequenting his backyard. We had a great story about a cat in MN that was living in a car with 46 other cats a few years ago, but is now a model for Target's kitty litter! In case you were unaware, today is Earth Day, and we gave you a short list of easy things you can do to help make the world a better place. We also talked about the most environmentally-conscious states in the US, and a futuristic way to help conserve water in hotels. This week's "Monday Morning Throwback" was from 2015 when Brian took a Citizen's Police Academy course with the La Crosse Police Department. And did you see this door that a guy found in his basement? The internet is a bit divided about whether or not he should open it. We talked about the Colorado Rockies charter flight that's being investigated by the FAA, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about an elementary school student who got assaulted by another student with a metal Stanley mug, a study on the kind of people who like cars with loud mufflers, a granny who helped her granddaughter beat up another student at school, and a #FloridaCouple who tried to tape a couple of scratch-tickets together to claim a million dollar prize.

The weekend has finally arrived! Shaw's going on vacation next week, so we talked a bit about that this morning, and we also talked about all the transfer portal movement with the Badgers this offseason. Let you know what's new in theaters this weekend and what'll be on TV. And had a great story about the importance of learning CPR. Tomorrow is 4/20, so we looked at some of the deals that will be out there if you celebrate. Also, a fantastic story about Byron Buxton of the Twins making things right with a fan in Baltimore. Shaw mentioned that the WIAA is voting next week to possibly allow NIL deals in high school athletics, and he shared the news that the original Star Trek Enterprise from the TV show is back in the proper hands. Doc joined us to talk about racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about two planes that almost ran into each other on the runway, a guy who had a drink at 120 bars in 24 hours, a kid in kindergarten who had baggies of cocaine in his backpack, a kid in Massachusetts that got stuck in the chimney of his house, a #FloridaMan who shot & killed his wife and then chased the ambulance she was in on the way to the hospital, a bunch of morons who were taking selfies with bear cubs, the person with the longest Covid infection died, Tim Horton's gave away a free boat to EVERYONE on accident, a woman who got busted with 56lbs of weed in an airport, and a guy killed his friend while noodling to protect himself from being sacrificed to Bigfoot.

It's just another thirsty Thursday…. Started things off with the Thursday Song and Brian talked about watching "Suicide Kings" last night. Discussed the results of the NBA Play-In tourney games from Wednesday night, and also talked about Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference. Had a cool story about a teddy bear drive in Nashville for abused children. In case you were unaware, today is "National High Five Day" and "National Pizza Cake Day". Talked about the weird shit that people left in Ubers last year. A couple of legendary broadcasters announced their retirements this week, including John Sterling of the Yankees and Jack Edwards of the Bruins. Meanwhile, Bill Belichick will be joining Pat McAfee for the NFL Draft. Apparently, American University has a new course on the economics of Taylor Swift. And if you thought that the Vikings were going plant-based this season, you got duped, bro. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about arrests being made in a major gold heist case, an 8 year-old that was driving his mother's car the wrong way with her in the backseat, a drunk boat captain that fell off the ship, thousands of bees got into a couple's walls, a woman who called the cops because she had some bad meth, a woman who tried to use her dead uncle to take money out of the bank, and a woman who got duped by a fake Aaron Rodgers profile.

Today got totally flipped after Brian found out that Dole's website has a recipe for a banana peel BLT sandwich. For real. It's "National Banana Day", so that's where the conversation started…but once he found out about this whole sammich thing, he was out on bananas. Talked about last night's NBA play-in tourney and the Kwik Trip/Brewers collaboration this season. And speaking of the Brew Crew, they've got a theme night coming up where they'll be giving away Bronze Fonzie Bobbleheads! We discussed some energy-boosting foods you should eat if you're slumping later this afternoon, and congrats to Journey on the sustained success of their "Greatest Hits" album! Had a story about a guy in Cleveland who saved a kid from getting beaned by a hockey puck, and we played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" for $20 of Brian's morning-show money. Jill from Galesville guessed correctly(it was from "The Godfather") and she scored his twenty bucks. Did you hear about the billionaire owner of the Clippers picking up the entire concessions tab for their final home-game against the Rockets a few nights ago? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a horrific incident in Chicago where a woman cut another woman's baby out of her womb, a woman in MN who had over 120 cats in her house, a student who got suspended for bringing corn chips to school, an outbreak on a new cruise ship, a fake priest who was robbing churches, an elephant on the loose in Montana, a couple of drunk vultures, and a guy who used a live snake to try & rob a store.

And here comes the weather. After a few days of really nice weather, we've got some strong storms & rain coming through the next few days. We talked about last night's WNBA draft & the NBA setting attendance records this season. And we let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday. Plus, more info on the whole Billy Joel/CBS debacle. Had a cool story about some Girl Scouts in TN who used the money from their cookie sales to buy some microchip scanners to help reunite lost pets with their owners. Did you hear about the Kickstarter campaign for a paintball-shooting doorbell camera? Apparently, it'll also fire tear gas canisters! Hopefully, there's some truth to this story about the Justice Department filing an anti-trust lawsuit against Ticketmaster & Live Nation! And in case you missed it, JuJu Smith Schuster "accidentally" posted a picture of his wiener on SnapChat over the weekend. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a funeral home in Colorado that wasn't handling the dead properly AND stole a bunch of PPE loan money, a guy riding a motorcycle at 100+ mph while standing on the seat, OJ's infamous Bronco is for sale, a #Florida firefighter who got arrested and tried the "don't you know who I am?" routine, a woman in Arizona that was poisoning her husband's coffee, another #FloridaMan who killed his roommate after arguing over a dollar, another roommate argument that led to an assault with some pizza dough, a guy in Canada who is being harassed by dozens of pizza deliveries, and a drunk guy who REALLY wanted six pumpkin donuts.

Final day of the really nice weather before some showers & severe storms move into the area and we had a MAJOR announcement this morning thanks to Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl! If you haven't heard, the Big River Rally is happening this August in La Crosse with rides, vendors, motorcycles, stunt bike shows, music, food, drinks & more! Tickets go on-sale this Friday at 6am. We also talked about the Bucks sliding into the playoffs after losing eight of their final eleven games of the regular season. In case you missed it, the Golden Bachelor & his TV wife only lasted three months. But, good news….there's a chonky boi named "Thicken Nugget" who's losing weight in the pool. Today's Tax Day, and we gave you some info on some of the deals you can take advantage of. Discussed the new Nike outfits for female athletes at the Paris Olympics, and we hooked you up with the Monday Morning Throwback. Also, mad props to Boban! Man of the people! During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a man who stabbed his mother to death after fighting over the TV remote, a bunch of people without tickets were able to get on a recent Delta flight, a woman is suing Tesla after her toddler was able to turn the vehicle on & ran her over, a #FloridaMan who got busted filming videos of himself doing 199mph on a highway, a guy in Canada who crashed his car after reaching for some fried chicken in the backseat & losing control of his vehicle, an airline passenger who claims they were duped into tipping a baggage checker, a mom in Texas who left her kids at home while she went on a cruise, an acupuncturist who stuck the needles into a client & then went home & took a nap, and a kid who got an octopus for his birthday & ended up with more than he bargained for.

Ah…Friday! And a beautiful one at that. Looks like it's going to be really nice this weekend, so get outta the house & do something outside. We started you off with the Friday Song and let you know what's going to be on TV & in theaters this weekend in case you prefer staying inside when it's absolutely gorgeous outside. We talked about Rashee Rice turning himself in and updated you on the Shohei Ohtani story. A cool story about a father in Philly who's been installing special signs around the city to alert people that there are autistic children in the area. It's "National Grilled Cheese Sandwich" day, and if you're going to enjoy one for dinner tonight, maybe go for a Fart Walk afterwards. Yup…fart walks are a thing now. Brian drooled all over himself talking about the possibility of Tom Brady returning to the NFL to play quarterback. Doc joined us to talk racing, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about cousins in TN getting married, people are made because nuns are eating chips in a commercial, a #FloridaWoman who was driving drunk on three tires, a bunch of stolen Legos, a bakery owner that lost the diamond from her ring in the dough for their cookies, a look at how much money Americans pay in taxes in their lifetime, a library that gave out phony eclipse glasses, an 85 year-old grandma who shot & killed a man who broke into her house, an a Canadian woman who left behind some DNA at a robbery.

One more day until the weekend! We started you off with the Thursday song this morning. Talked about Shohei Ohtani's interpreter getting ready to plead guilty, and Shaw shared some cool info about an organ donation awareness campaign happening at hospitals around the country. We had two excellent & uplifting stories this morning - one about a senior dog rescue center holding a "Geezer Gala" for the pooches…and another story about a retired teacher who recently reunited with about 100 of his former students to watch the eclipse. In case you were unaware, today is "National Pet Day", and it's also "National Poutine Day"! The Arizona Coyotes might be moving to Utah next season, and the Chiefs-A-Holic guy is BIG TIME guilty. Found out that more people rely on Google than they rely on their traditional education, and we gave you a tip on dealing with anger management. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who can't drive his own car anymore, a mom who killed her partner because of the eclipse, a skier in Colorado who died trying to perform a trick, a drone search for a lost dog in Russia, another online "challenge" has people almost losing their toes, a bunch of light poles got stolen, a guy who had two of his fingers amputated, and the Mexican eclipse that just HAS to be seen!

Hump Day is here to rock you like a hurricane! Just kidding. It's like 70° today! We started you off with Brian bitching about his stupid Red Sox & their celebration for the 20th anniversary of the 2004 MLB World Series championship yesterday before their home opener. Also talked about Giannis' calf injury from the game against the Celtics last night. Today is "National Hug Your Dog Day", but all Brian was focused on was finding a new body lotion that isn't too greasy, is affordable, and comes in a squeeze bottle rather than a pump-style. Apparently, there's a new Scrabble game for people who are intimidated by the original. Played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" this morning for a shot at $10 of Brian's morning-show money, and Dave from La Crescent did NOT win. Did you hear about Joey Gase, the Xfinity driver? He's got a new sponsor thanks to his actions at the Richmond race a few weeks ago. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the Delta flight during the eclipse, a guy in NY who drove off a cliff, a naked man who got arrested for banging on someone's front door, a naked woman who chased a guy out of the woods with an axe, a naked #FloridaMan who decided to hop into a trash can, a guy who hung his own art on the walls of the museum that he works at, a dude in Spain that cut his father's head off & threw it at a bunch of cars, and a man who had sex with a woman's car for YEARS!

Did you survive the eclipse? Are you sick of the phrase "path of totality"????? We recapped the solar eclipse this morning, including the mouth-breather on "The View" who tried to blame the eclipse on climate change. Yeah. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked about UConn's dominant performance against Purdue in the men's NCAA Championship game. Had a wonderful update on Fiona the dog who spent 11 of her 13 years in a shelter in Alabama before getting shipped to Wisconsin to find her fur-ever home. Also asked the hypothetical question, "If your non-dominant hand got replaced by a robotic hand, what GADGET would you include?" Did you hear about the Kenosha Kingfish celebrating "Home Alone Night" on Saturday, July 6th??? During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a kid who swallowed a quarter that did NOT go to his stomach, a man who was upset about his financial situation so he fired a bunch of gunshots into the wall of his apartment, an 8-foot gator that ended up in a #FloridaWoman's kitchen, a woman who checked out of a hotel & went on a shooting spree because of the eclipse, a woman who got a speeding ticket while her vehicle was being towed, a psycho in Wyoming who tortured a wolf in a bar before killing it, and a guy who faked his own death to get out of paying child support.

Welcome back, Jean! She returned from vacation today & gave us an update on how things went in Alabama. We obviously talked about the eclipse a LOT this morning, including the expected increase in car crashes, and about 7% of people don't want to watch it at all. Another big topic this morning was the death of Firehouse frontman CJ Snare. Brian's recap of the Firehouse & Bret Michaels show at Ho-Chunk in BRF was our Monday Morning Throwback today. Had a very nice story about a retired teacher who donated $1 million to her school district, and a hilarious clip of Charles Barkley getting pranked during the Final Four coverage. Now that someone has won the massive Powerball jackpot, Shaw broke down the taxes to see how much that person is ACTUALLY going to end up with. We talked about the Dodger fans who caught Shohei Ohtani's first homerun ball in an LA uniform that claim they were pressured to give it up in exchange for very little. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a mother & daughter who were traveling the country giving illegal butt injections, the world's most recent oldest man, a guy who ran from one side of Africa to the other, a guy who stole a baseball team's swear jar, a Southwest flight that lost part of it's engine, a dangerous new trend on Tik Tok involving fireballs, a guy who was in the middle of his vasectomy when the earthquake hit the East Coast last week, a guy who claims the hotel staff used his toothbrush to clean his bathroom, and a guy who showed up for court naked.

It's finally Friday and I'm starting to feel like a human again. Thank Lucifer! Started the day off with a heart-warming story about a stray dog found in Michigan that went missing from California a year ago! Talked about what's on TV this weekend & in theaters. And speaking of TV, there's apparently a "Legally Blonde" show in the works. Funny video of an elementary school principal chasing away a horny turkey named Mr. Tom. Also had another Karen melting down on a Spirit Airlines flight. Are the Chiefs moving to Dallas? The Mayor of Dallas would like them to consider it! And Brian might have a reason to get on a cruise ship after all. Princess Cruises are looking for a "casino tester" for their new $1 billion ship. Did you hear that AJ Storr is looking for $1 million in the transfer portal? Is he worth that much? Got to Doc's Racing Report, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman from Minnesota that was killed by an elephant, a toilet rat that bit a man, a Southwest flight that buzzed the tower, a Walmart rebate for anyone that bought produce over the last several years, the speed limit in the city of Boston, a fight at a bar at a Disney resort, and a porch pirate dressed up as a garbage bag!

The weekend is almost here! We started you off with the Thursday Song this morning. Also found out that there wasn't a winner for last night's Powerball Jackpot. Today is "National Burrito Day", so we shared some of the deals that are available. Talked about the upcoming "Happy Gilmore" sequel, and the new "Matrix" sequel that's in the works. If you haven't seen the video of this hiker being rescued, you MUST watch it. And kudos to this bank teller who helped save an elderly woman from being scammed for $2 million! What are some things you didn't know about women until you lived with one? Talked a bit about the boom in concert ticket sales and the controversy surrounding the LSU women's basketball team's decision to stay in the locker room for the National Anthem. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some space junk crashing through a guy's roof, a 13 year-old kid who was driving a Lamborghini, a mother in Texas who had some really overdue library books, a guy who got assaulted with a Bible on Easter, a woman who's dying wish was to have the Grim Reaper show up at her funeral, Batman got arrested, a couple of idiots in #Florida who were trying to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse, a barber that got assaulted & robbed by an unhappy customer, and a guy who pulled a gun on the dude at Burger King because his meal was CHEAPER than he thought it should be.

Hump Day! Brian's under the weather, Jean is still on vacation, and we had a big show at the La Crosse Center last night. Yesterday was also the WI primary, so we got to some of those results. Had a story about a dog named "Hero" that truly lived up to that title when his owner got stuck in a muddy ditch for two days, and some officers in #Florida arrested a delivery driver who was a wanted felon, but were still able to finish his delivery. Asked another hypothetical question this morning. A friend asks if they can borrow $10. You hand them a ten…they use it to buy Powerball tickets…and they hit the JACKPOT. How much do they owe you? Played "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" this morning for $40 of Brian's Morning-Show money, and Shaw aced it this week with a clip from "Happy Gilmore". Wild story during "The Friggin' Sports" about a soccer player who REALLY enjoyed a goal he recently scored. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a car that crashed into a gym & people kept working out, a guy who hid drugs in his Easter eggs, inmates are suing for the ability to view the eclipse, a guy in Colorado who did some really nasty stuff with food at a grocery store, a guy who celebrated his divorce by firing his gun in the air, a few Americans who got stranded on an island after they didn't get back to their cruise ship on time, a guy who peed on the floor of a plane, and a guy who stole a Waffle House tattoo.

It's show day! We've got Breaking Benjamin, Daughtry & Catch Your Breath at the La Crosse Center tonight…hope to see you all there. It's also the Wisconsin Primary today, so we started the morning discussing the local races, and we talked about last night's women's Elite 8 games. It's also "National PB&J Day", so we talked about our favorite ways to make a peanut butter & jelly sammich, along with some suggestions on taking PB&J's to the next level. Talked about the April Fool's prank they pulled on last night's episode of "Wheel Of Fortune", along with some of the other pranks that certain brands tried to pull yesterday. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday, and speaking of the women's tourney, did you hear about the three-point lines being uneven during the game on Sunday between NC State & Texas? Had a couple of cool stories early this morning, including one about a horse that got spooked, ended up stuck in a river, but was rescued by emergency crews using a helicopter. 4/20 is right around the corner, and Snoop Dogg was recently on Tom Brady's "Let's Go" podcast, talking about the time he got the high AF with Willie Nelson. Asked the question, "Who'd win in a fight? A 13 year-old? Or a 70 year-old?" During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about isolation in adults, a man who drove his car into a barrier outside an F.B.I. building, a flight from Honolulu to Alaska that was flooding with sink water, and another flight that had poop water from the toilet flooding the cabin, and ANOTHER plane that hit a couple that were just out for a walk, a #FloridaWoman who thought that shoplifting was a game, and a guy who stole another guy's identity for THIRTY years!

Happy Birthday to us! 95.7 The Rock turns 26 years old today, and that is NOT an April Fool's prank! Brian & Shaw started the morning by recapping their Easter weekends, including the NCAA Elite 8 action. Since it's the first of the month, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in April, and we talked about the possibility of a "Home Improvement" reunion/reboot. Cool story about a 105 year-old guy who is about to see his 13th solar eclipse! Had a new "Karen of the Day" who insulted some police officers and then pissed her pants. We got to the Monday Morning Throwback and discussed Justin Thomas' attempted chug at a recent Rangers game. Speaking of food & drinks at sporting events, now that the MLB regular season is in full swing, we took a look at some of the more unique offerings at ballparks this year. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the crew members stuck on the ship that ran into the bridge in Baltimore, a nurse that allegedly gave excessive insulin to multiple diabetic patients, a produce vendor who tried to hire a hitman to kill a rival produce vendor, a #FloridaMan who was stabbing himself in the stomach and then got shot by police, the oldest Dairy Queen in Rochester is being sold, a Tesla that ran out of juice while trying to escape from police, and a massive saw blade that got loose & almost killed a guy.

Welcome to Good Friday!! We started things off this morning with a discussion about our upcoming Easter meals, and we recapped last night's NCAA Sweet 16 action. Let you know what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, and we talked about the line-up for the Bonus Bash at Rock Fest this July. Can't wait! Had a cool story about a Pirates pitcher who's going to be making a $100 donation to the Gary Sinise Foundation for every strikeout he throws this season, and a nice story about a couple in California who thought a wolf had wandered onto their property, only to realize it was a husky named Balto that they're going to adopt! We ran down some stats & info on Easter, including the best Easter candies, and we shared the news about David Portnoy from BarstoolSports.com raising a bunch of money for a slain NYPD officer. Doc joined us this morning to talk racing and we DEFINITELY brought up the bootlegger cave they just discovered! And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about song lyrics getting dumber, a guy who did almost 3,000 lunges in an hour to break a world record, a couple of 10-year olds traded a gun for some weed at a school in #Florida, an update on the guy who stabbed his neighbor to death while wearing a "Scream" mask, a guy who drives for Google Street View ran from the cops, a guy who tried to help some firefighters battle a blaze with his garden hose, and a house in Hawaii that was built on the wrong property.

Hello Thursday! We started you off with the Thursday Song and talked a LOT of sports today. It's MLB Opening Day, and Brian thinks it should be a National Holiday. Unfortunately, the Brew Crew will have to wait until tomorrow to start their season. The Sweet 16 kicks of tonight, and yesterday, the NCAA president called for changes to legal gambling involving player prop bets. We also talked about the possibility of Caitlin Clark playing in Ice Cube's BIG3 league. Had a couple of nice stories just after 7am…one involving a dog named Daisy that got her head stuck in a tire, but was rescued by some firefighters..and another story about a guy in Oregon who is retired, but spends five days a week cleaning up & doing some landscaping around the high school his son attended. Who'd you rather? 100% shot at $1 million??? Or a 75% chance to win $100 BILLION??? Remember the story from yesterday about the guy who got fired & stole a front loader from his job site & ran from the cops? Welp, we've got bodycam footage & audio of the incident today. And today's "Friggin' Sports" story is a job opening for a wiener connoisseur. During "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who called 911 repeatedly and threatened them with violence, a guy in Iowa who brought a gun to his kid's school & demanded to speak to the principal, Punxsutawney Phil is now a proud papa, Dollar Tree stores are raising their prices(again), a bunch of cannabis got returned to a weed shop owner, a guy wants a permit to hunt sasquatch, and 7-11 is apparently making hot dog-flavored water now?

Hump Day is here and there's flurries in the forecast. Thankfully, it's supposed to be back in the 50's this weekend. We started things out with updates on the Francis Scott Key bridge collapse in Baltimore from yesterday, and we also found out that someone in New Jersey won the Mega Millions jackpot last night. Talked a bit about the NFL's kickoff rule change that got approved at the owners' meetings this week, and we had another person who lost something in the trash & had to dig around in the garbage to find it. The latest update on the Jontay Porter gambling story makes this guy look like a big-time moron if the allegations are true. Shaw shared a touching story about dog named Fiona that has spent 11 of her 13 years in a shelter, and is now living in Wisconsin, looking for her fur-ever home! Made Brian tear up. This week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws" was an absolute layup as we had not only mentioned the movie earlier in the show, but Rosie Perez in "White Man Can't Jump" is such a recognizable & iconic character! Trying to freshen things up a bit with Tyler from upstairs in the studio this morning to talk about gambling on the Sweet 16 this weekend. Good to have a betting connoisseur on-air to talk shop. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a stoner event scheduled to take place on 4/20 that had to cancel, a guy who put the Scream costume on & stabbed his neighbor to death, a guy who tried to blow up his grandmother's car by putting combustible materials in her gas tank, the new Cadbury mascot is a trash panda this year, a guy in Australia who accidentally left his finace's wedding dress on the roof of his car & drove off without it, a criminal that ran from cops & bragged about how fast he was driving after they finally caught him, and a front-loader death match!

Final day before Jean's vacation. We started things off with the shocking video & tragic news of the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore being run into by a shipping container boat & collapsing into the river. Yesterday afternoon, Shohei held a press conference to address the situation with his former interpreter & the gambling allegations. We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked about the "Price is Right" having emergency sweatpants in case a contestant peed themselves on the show. Have you seen the tractor kid asking all the questions at a recent farm show? The internet LOVES this kid. And we love this 106 year-old Veteran from Texas who just recently celebrated a birthday. Both the Mega-Millions & Powerball jackpots are growing to historic sizes again! And we discussed this list of the best comedy films of all time. Hard to argue with the films on the list, just where they rank. Have you heard about the "Quad God"??? He's REALLY good at figure skating. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a landlord in Pennsylvania that set an apartment on fire because he thought the tenants ruined a washer & dryer, a 15 year-old that robbed a car dealership with underwear covering his face, a couple of sex toy companies are involved in a lawsuit over stolen plans, a guy in Utah who tried to use police lights on his truck to clear traffic, a guy in Australia who got dumped and just couldn't let it go, an impaired man who ran into an impaired driver sign, a woman who got attacked by a yak, and 4/20 is going to be a stoner eclipse this year!

We had a great story about two friends who are attempting to set the Guinness World Record for longest journey by toy car. And they're doing it to raise money to end all kill shelters. Amidst all the college basketball going on this weekend, the Shohei Ohtani story is also a massive deal right now in the sports world, and it looks like Brian's assumption that there's more to this story is coming true! Did you know that today is "Talk Like William Shatner Day"???? It's his 93rd b-day, and he's not only a prolific actor, but also a musician. In one of our three-ways this morning, Shaw mentioned a vehicle recall because of faulty airbags, and Brian went a bit wacky talking about how funny the airbag prank videos are! We talked racing with Doc this morning, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the impact of the Oakland win yesterday the brackets at ESPN.com, a heroic British pilot who recently passed away, a pastor who was arrested for trying to have someone killed, a man in Texas who almost died due to an ingrown hair, an inept robbery attempt at a Dollar Tree store, a woman who lost her hand because of a hair-dryer, a woman attending a funeral in London by Zoom that treated the people on the other end of the call to an x-rated shower, and a reported witch in Iowa that started a porch fire.

Thursday has arrived, and here comes the snow! Supposed to start sometime after midnight with several inches expected in our area. We kicked things off with the Thursday Song and talked about the Powerball & Mega Millions jackpots both reaching closer & closer to record levels. The Dodgers & Padres are opening the MLB season in Seoul, South Korea, but the big news this morning was that Shohei Ohtani's personal interpreter was apparently stealing a LOT of his money & gambling with it. We played Maggie's F'ING song this morning, and she was VERY happy because she's going to see Ra with Soil, Flaw, & the Union Underground tomorrow night at the Q&Z Expo Center in Wausau. Have fun! Had a great story about a roofing company that effed up by tearing the roof off the wrong house, but rather than go through the courts with lawsuits & wasted time, they replaced the roof with a brand new one! Brian went on a rant about the new "Road House" movie that hits Amazon today, and Shaw had another story about a hot air balloon, this time from Rochester, MN! Talked a lot about gambling this morning with the Powerball & Mega Millions jackpots & the Shohei Ohtani stuff…and apparently, gamblers have threatened Cleveland Cavaliers head coach, J.B. Bickerstaff. Played a round of "Who'd You Rather?" this morning, and most people who responded to our question said they'd gladly take a 99% lifetime discount on taxes over anything else. During "The Friggin' Sports", we talked about the upcoming Netflix series, "Receivers", and in today's "Bad News with Happy Music, we had stories about a guy who was too high to testify in court, a bison herd that got loose by a school, a fisherman who caught a MASSIVE paddlefish, a guy who was posing as a tow truck driver & stealing people's cars, a weed bust in Weed, Oregon…a teen who got busted with over 200 doses of fentanyl, a mover that stole a couple's "sex dominoes", and a recent survey about what age people start swearing.

health negatively. Speaking of negativity, nerds are upset about the redesign of Rogue in the new "X-Men '97" series on Disney+. Did you hear about the new traffic lights that are supposed to help the flow of traffic with all the autonomous vehicles on the road? Shaw aced this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws", which was from the movie "I Love You, Man". Sad news with a silver lining during "The Friggin' Sports" this morning as Philly QB, Jalen Hurts, is going to pay for the funeral costs for a high school football player from Texas. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a steer on the loose in Omaha, a woman in Boston who set fire to some diapers & pajamas, a couple in Georgia that got drunk & fell asleep on the beach while their kids were left unattended, a couple that had sex outside a Popeye's Chicken, a manager at a Chipotle that decided to masturbate on a bunch of customers, a woman in Australia that broke into a bakery and only stole baked goods, a guy in Alabama that intentionally rammed a road sign repeatedly, a father that called his son's school because he was getting too much homework, and a real estate agent that accidentally set fire to a property that she was trying to sell!

able to continue with the Swimsuit Issue. Had a couple of nice stories just after 7am this morning. One was a girl's favorite stuffed animal that ended up in the dump was found & returned to her, and a 98 year old Veteran in Oregon is still driving & delivering Meals on Wheels! Had a list of things that are turning FIFTY this year, and talked about all the condoms that'll be available at this year's Paris Olympics. Have you ever been to a show where the artist abruptly ended the concert? It happened recently at a John Mellencamp show in Toledo, Ohio. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday, and lol'd at a recent jersey swap in the NBA. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about eating an onion a day to keep the doctor away, the crazy gang violence in Haiti, a guy in Tennessee who got busted for drugs, a home invasion in Connecticut where the thieves were looking for a cat, a EMT who was groped by a drunk man, the Irish Navy, a guy who stole a truck & a tree trunk trimmer, and a dude who pulled a gun on some kids who ding-dong-ditched him.

th yesterday being "Selection Sunday", we talked about the upcoming March Madness tournament and laughed at AJ Storr's attempt to pass himself the ball for a dunk during the Wisconsin/Illinois game. Apparently, people are swooning on the internet about The Rock and Drew Barrymore. Had a couple of nice stories about a 106 year-old woman who celebrated her birthday with a VIP trip to Disney World in Florida, and a dorm at Providence College in Rhode Island that raised a BUNCH of money for the overnight security guard so he could visit his family in Nigeria for the first time in over 10 years! Found out about Voodoo Ranger's new pizza-flavored beer coming out in early April, and Chick-Fil-A testing out new pizzas at their test restaurant in Maryland. During our final three-way this morning, Shaw had a story about some area students who are going to be competing in the State spelling bee, and Brian tried to show off his spelling skills but failed MISERABLY with the word "conscientious". Did you see the George Costanza bobblehead that the Yankees are giving away this season? And in today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who drove into the ocean to avoid being arrested, a guy who fell out of a hot air balloon & died, a woman who was trying to sell her baby for $500, a deer in Pennsylvania that had a plastic jug stuck on it's head, a guy who was playing some sweet air guitar, a bunch of expired bread that ended up on a dude's lawn, and a guy who worked at a grocery store that was whacking off on some of the food.

Welcome to Friday! Big weekend ahead with the World's Shortest Run/Walk on Saturday & St. Paddy's Day on Sunday…plus, it's Selection Sunday! Shaw is back in the news room today & we talked about the plans for the bridge in Lansing, and since it's Bret Michaels' 61st birthday, we discussed his plans for touring in the next year or two. The Badgers got a win in their first game of the Big Ten Tourney, and Aaron Rodgers responded to the claims that he thinks the Sandy Hook shooting was a government conspiracy. Let you know what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, and Brian went on a VERY deep dive about the Leprechaun films. Had a cool story about a company that's looking to break a world record for the most hair donated in 24 hours. Jean is flying in a few weeks and Brian keeps trying to convince her to watch the "Last Week with John Oliver" video about Boeing…needless to say, she's not interested. But maybe the new upgrade from Frontier airlines might improve her mood. Did you see the bees at the tennis match yesterday? Caused a nearly two-hour delay! Hooked you up with some St. Paddy's Day stats & info, and Brian thinks he could replace Serj in System of a Down. Doc popped into the studio this morning for this week's Racing Report, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some students taking magic mushrooms, a cop vs. a turkey, a bald eagle that got hit by a car, a ski bus in Colorado that got stuck in the snow, a brewery that got a bomb threat because of a drag show, Pornhub in Texas, and police in Canada are advising residents to leave the keys to their cars on the door of their house so thieves don't break in, and a drunk woman who didn't know the difference between suck & blow.

No Shaw, no problem! He was out today, but we held the fort down without the little guy. Talked about the possible ban on Tik Tok and the sad news about the popular eagles that are trying to hatch a few eggs. The Big Ten tourney has begun, and March Madness is right around the corner with Selection Sunday happening this weekend, and we shared the results of a recent survey that looked at how much time people plan on wasting on their brackets! Had a great story about a dog that got adopted by a woman's neighbor after she passed away, who then trained the dog to be a therapy animal! It's "National Pi Day", so we ran down a list of deals for Pi day at chain restaurants. According to some experts, if you've got a sore throat, you should drink pickle juice! Talked a bit about taxes, which are due in about a month…and a wild story during "The Friggin' Sports" about Aroldis Chapman. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy in a Tigger costume that broke into a vape shop & stole about $500 worth of stuff, an email from QVC about handbags contained some very insensitive language, another #FloridaWoman is getting into some hot water because of her OnlyFans page, and a former dog groomer in #Florida is accused of abusing several animals in her care.

t's coming out today! It's also "National Girl Scout Day" and "National Baked Scallops Day", so celebrate with some fresh seafood & a few Thin Mints! Shared the news that 70's/80's pop singer Eric Carmen had passed away at the age of 74. Also talked about NFL free agency which was like the Wild, Wild West yesterday with players moving all over the place. Had a great story about a jogger in Hawaii that found a lost & injured dog on a recent run and was able to get the dog home & reunite it with it's owner! Did you hear about the soccer coach who got fired after he head-butted a player on the opposing team??? CRAZY! Not sure if you're aware, but some car companies are using apps & technology in your vehicle to gather data about your driving habits…and then selling it to insurance companies who can then raise your rates! It's James Taylor's birthday, and Brian wondered aloud if James had any "bangers" when you see him in concert…turns out he probably doesn't. And we talked about a new novelty item available at Carolina Hurricanes games. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new Peeps body spray(gross!), a teenager in Nebraska who was pulled over for driving 117mph in a 55mph zone because he wanted to go see his girlfriend, a bunch of TP got loose on a Los Angeles freeway the other day, a bunch of rats in a police station in Louisiana are eating all the evidence…including the drugs, a bunch of people on a Chilean plane were injured when it suddenly nose-dived, a new age requirement for strippers in #Florida, AirBnB is making renters eliminate cameras in their properties, a woman in Georgia that broke up with a guy had her house blown up, and a guy in England who got high & went on a rampage!

A couple of beautiful days to start the week, beginning with today! We went all the way back to 2011 for this week's "Monday Morning Throwback", and celebrated "311 Day" with some 311, of course! Recapped the Oscars from last night, and talked about Caitlin Clark's incredible performance during the Big Ten Women's championship game against Nebraska. Had a great story about a World War II vet who is going to be honored in France this June, and is also planning on getting married while there! Did you know that you're more likely to die today because of the time change this weekend???? It's true!!! And did you see the fight during the LSU/South Carolina game yesterday??? Crazy! What's the most you'd ever pay for a bowl of soup? Is it less than $1,800? Cause if you've got an extra $1,893 laying around, you can get a bowl of it. During the FRIGGIN' SPORTS, we talked about a high school basketball player who missed a game because a cheerleader knocked him out! And in today's "Bad News with Happy Music" segment, we had stories about a house in the Twin Cities that was hit by 97 bullets in 45 seconds over the weekend while the family was gone, the state of California is talking about banning decaf coffee, some new(ish) technology getting installed in restaurants to help make sure employees are washing their hands properly, a subway surfer got severely injured, a plane's pilot AND co-pilot both fell asleep at the same time, a woman who took an Uber to a pharmacy to pick up a prescription but got assaulted by the driver, and a guy in Green Bay is named "Deez Nuts". For real.

Hallelujah, it's Friday! Started things off today with a recap of last night's State of the Union address, and talked about a Spanish bike race that started with 182 riders, but only finished with 52! Let you know what's in theaters this weekend & what's on TV, and gave you a list of things you should ALSO do this weekend while you're changing your clocks. Had a touching story about an active Military mom who graduated recently & got a very nice message from her son who is also active Military and couldn't be there in person. In case you were unaware, today is not only "Be Nasty Day", but it's also "Retro Video Game Day", and "International Women's Day". And in honor of women everywhere, we took a look at a recent survey about where & when women get the most "me time". Funny bit during sports about a fake Patrick Mahomes that fooled a bunch of people in a mall in KC. Shaw told us about a cow that was born with two faces that's apparently still chugging along. Creepy! Talked about a woman named Cole Brauer who sailed solo around the world, and got Doc's Racing Report. During today's Bad News with Happy Music, we had stories about a Tesla truck that got stuck on a beach, a St. Louis museum that's trying to break a world record, a man in Baltimore that got stabbed with a can opener, a mom who died after getting a butt-lift from a phony doctor, a mail carrier in California that was attacked by a squatter, a deputy in Georgia that was almost a gator's dinner, a woman in Texas who intentionally tried to make her son's bully sick, a man in China that threw

Welcome to Thursday! Started you off with the Thursday Song from our good friend, Adam Palm. After yesterday's discussion about giving Shaw a tagline, we got a whole bunch of suggestions and started workshopping them. Got an update on the Iditarod guy who had to kill a moose in self defense after it got entangled with his dogs. He was penalized for improperly gutting the moose. Interesting story about Kevin Bacon showing up at a Wisconsin family's house, and Jean shared some tips on dealing with this weekend's time change! Brian talked again about the new Netflix series, "The Octopus Murders", and had a couple of cool stories about Jason Kelce, including the reason his ankles were taped at his retirement announcement, and a special soup can that will raise money for his charity! Speaking of soup, we ran down a list of a couple of new food items that are coming out in the near future, as well. Including a new flavor of Ranch, a new grilled-cheese-&-tomato soup, and a meatless hot dog. During the Friggin' Sports, we talked about the Chiefs fans that suffered hypothermia during the playoff game against the Dolphins and how some of them may need to have an amputation!!!! And finally, during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy in PA who got sentenced for abuse of a corpse, a guy in New Zealand who kept trying to cross the ocean in his bathtub, a Lamborghini that was stolen on a test drive, a dog in England that needed to be rescued but turned out to be a statue, a prisoner in Michigan who died after ingesting baggies of drugs, goose intestines & duck blood is apparently being smuggled into the country, jalapenos are less spicy, and they're trying to cancel the very famous photo from 1945 of the sailor kissing the woman after the war.

HUMP DAY!!!!! Started things off with a recap of yesterday's "Super Tuesday" results, including a bit of a Freudian slip by Jake Tapper, and Brian talked about the new Netflix series he started watching. Cool news from the world of video games as MLB: The Show will have a "Women Pave the Way" player mode this year! Ran down a list of what's going to be on TV tonight and looked at the NY Post's story about a possible curse on the very famous Oscar selfie from 2014. Had a great story about an obese dog that was set to be euthanized, but was rescued by a vet student that got the dog back on track! So many hilarious memes yesterday after FB & Insta went down! We threw out some birthdays & pop culture history this morning and tried to come up with a good tagline for Scott Robert Shaw. Speaking of Shaw, he actually figured out the movie quote this week for "You're killin' me, Shaws" and our winner scored $40 of Brian's Morning-Show money! We got on the phone with Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show as he's live at Brewer's Spring Training in Arizona & talked about the Brew Crew and the new MLB uniforms. During "Bad News with Happy Music", we had an update about all the body parts that are being found in NYC, also had stories about a cop that was fired on his 2nd day on the job, a guy who found almost 80 cats in the walls of a home he was remodeling, a very special bird that has shut down the water fountains at the Bellagio in Vegas, some thieves who are stealing Venus flytraps, a Jersey man who dunked his head in a vat of pickles, a woman who was driving around for weeks with a rattlesnake in the backseat of her car, another woman who got high & took off all her clothes in a library, and a Russian man who got drunk & rode a horse home to try & impress his wife

After some really crazy weather yesterday, we got back to normal today with some sun & a high in the mid-50's. Jean went on a cleaning rampage yesterday in the building and had an interesting conversation with a co-worker about how she cleans her home. Talked about Jason Kelce's retirement during sports, and we let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday! Not only is it New Release Tuesday, but it's SUPER TUESDAY!!!! With a bunch of states holding their Presidential primaries today. Also found out that it's "National Scott Day" and that the frozen stuff that fell from the sky yesterday is called graupel. Had a great story about the importance of having your pets micro-chipped, and we joked about Miami Beach trying to "break-up" with the crazy college kids on Spring Break. During our sports break at 7:25am, we discussed the Iditarod musher who had to kill & gut a moose after it got entangled with his dogs, and we talked about former NFL wide receiver, Braylon Edwards, saving a man in a YMCA locker room. We discovered what "hurkle durkle" means, and during our birthday segment this morning, Jean revealed that she's obsessed with videos on TikTok where kids find out that the Bee Gees were white. Apparently, it's a "thing". Talked about a German soccer fan that went onto the pitch & trashed a team after they lost 6-0. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a naked man that stole a couple's car, naked bowling, a sex offender that was on the run from the cops & got killed by a train, a Taylor Swift fan that bought tickets to see T-Swift & ended up with a VERY obstructed view, a guy who tried to steal a self-driving taxi, a guy who allegedly got stung by a scorpion in a Vegas hotel room, a burglar who was arrested while sitting on the shitter, and a guy who got stuck in an airplane bathroom for 35 minutes before the captain of the flight was able to rescue him.

Welcome to Monday. After the absolutely FANTASTIC weather this weekend, today was a bit dreary & much cooler. We talked about Caitlin Clark setting another record this weekend & congratulated Shaw on his son, Jack, getting engaged recently. Had the fastest 40-yard-dash time EVER at this past weekend's NFL combine, and Brian enjoyed some outdoor beers & live music at Tumbled Rock in Baraboo. Today is "National Hug a G.I. Day", and we had a great story about a grandmother who has saved her granddaughter's voicemails for the past fourteen years! Plus, a student pilot who just learned what to do when your engine dies...and had to use that knowledge just days later. Talked about some reasons why you may be more susceptible to getting hacked, and during "The Friggin' Sports", we discussed Bob Melvin's National Anthem edict in San Francisco. During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some horses that got loose on a highway in Ohio, a Brinks truck driver who was robbed & also had his pants stolen, a couple of idiots broke into the LA Clippers new arena & filmed it all for TikTok, a bar fight involving Stephen Baldwin's daughter, a street pole in Canada that's surrounded by Legos, a Texas couple who got locked in an urgent care after the staff went home, a guy who swallowed a live octopus that got stuck in his esophagus, and a fundraising event at a school in Oklahoma that involved licking feet!!!

What a week. We wrapped it up with an overstuffed Friday morning. Shaw returned after taking Thursday off & recapped his experience watching Caitlin Clark on Wednesday night vs. Minnesota…and speaking of the land of 10,000 lakes, today is "National Minnesota Day", and we hooked you up a list of interesting facts about the 32nd state in the Union. Played the audio of Charles Barkley admitting that he's officially on Instagram, and the rest of the NBA on TNT crew giving him some advice. Also discussed one of Shaw's celebrity crushes, Liz Hurley, and her lesbian scene in a movie that's written & directed by HER SON! Also discussed the Phillies deciding to do away with their "Dollar Dog Night" promotion and how it'll likely turn out when the fans show up for games. During our "Good News" segment, we told you about a Veteran who just turned 103 years old, and some officers in Florida who were able to find & rescue a 5 year-old girl with autism who had wandered away from home & into a SWAMP! Brian had a chance to talk about TB12, and he totally took it…and he also talked about another football player at this year's NFL combine who doesn't think space is real. What? We talked about what's on TV & in theaters this weekend, including a tangent about the Dune 2 popcorn buckets. Had a great story about a dog that escaped a car crash and ran a mile to her doggy day care to get help. Talked racing with Doc and during "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a set of leap year babies in NY that were born to the same couple, four years apart! Talked about some body parts that were found in a NY park, a teacher who thought it would be a good idea to host a sword fight in class, a man in Texas who drove his truck into a convenience store when they refused to serve him beer, a guy who may have had his wiener eaten by his dog, and a stripper who assaulted a customer by hitting him in the face with cash.

No Shaw today…he went to the Iowa women's basketball game last night to see Caitlin Clark set another record. We started things off with the Thursday song, and talked about the recent deaths of actor/comedian Richard Lewis & former WWE wrestler, Virgil. Also got an update from Wendy's on their supposed "surge pricing" Played Gary's F'ING song this morning & he scored a $25 Downtown Mainstreet gift card thanks to Niki Paisley, your C21 affiliated realtor. Request your F'ING songs on our app or website! We talked about the camping at Rock Fest being in short supply, and we shared a nice story about dog that was reunited with it's owner after going missing for five years!!! There's apparently a large group of leap-day babies that have been going on cruises with other leap-day babies for the last few years. We gave you a list of things to look forward to in the month of March, and Brian tried a new way to peel a tangerine. Shared a list of Leap Day deals for some national chains, and we also got an update on the cause of that fight between Cam Newton & several other people at a youth football camp. During "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who robbed a convenience store with a Hostess Cinnamon roll box, the Cheifs-A-Holic guy is guilty, and there was a very bizarre naked-lady brawl on the beach in LA.

Welcome to Tuesday! We obviously talked about yesterday's weather and discussed the Odysseus moon rover being tipped over on the moon, and a fantastic story about a treasure trove of unopened hockey cards! During our early sports report, we talked about the recent injuries to college basketball players due to court storming and what the NCAA might do about it. Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday, and Brian went on a rant about putting sidewalks in the neighborhoods on the south side (he doesn't want it). Our good news this morning was a bus driver in North Carolina that saved the lives of 28 kids when her bus caught on fire. During a three-way with Shaw, we discussed the upcoming "surge pricing" changes coming to Wendy's, and got an update on Elijah Vue, the missing child in Wisconsin. Shared the news that Ole Anderson, an original member of the Four Horsemen, passed away at age 81, and  also asked the question, "Do you have an old person name"? after a mom recently went viral after her daughter told her that she had an old person name. While running down a list of birthdays & dates in pop culture history, we found out that a UWL alum was in the movie "Some Kind Of Wonderful". During the Friggin' Sports, we talked about a professional bowler that was arrested mid-game on charges of child pornography. "Bad News with Happy Music" this morning consisted of stories about a handcuffed prisoner that managed to get away from the cops, a couple in Kentucky that got married in a convenience store bathroom, a guy who lost a winning Powerball ticket, a moron in India that jumped into a lion's den and got mauled to death, a Vegas dude who got popped for DUI and peed on an officer's leg, a wedding guest that fought basically the entire wedding party, and a singer in a metal band that was giving estrogen to another member of the band in an attempt to steal the guy's fiance.

Welcome to Monday! The obvious news to start the week is the EXTREMELY warm weather we've got in the forecast for the next few days. The other big news in our area this week is the condition of the bridge in Lansing. Brian went off on the city for it's recent decision to start enforcing it's "sandwich board" law on local businesses. Had a great story about a dog that went missing after an avalanche a year ago, but was recently seen on a trailcam! Talked about the AT&T $5 credit for the outage last week, and we also talked about the viral Cam Newton fight video from this past weekend during the "Friggin' Sports". Got to the Monday Morning Throwback, and we offered our condolences to the family of our 2023 Big Bikes kid, Emerson Small. Tried to hook Jean up with some tips on how to do less laundry, but she wasn't having it. And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about something called "eclipse tourism", a man who died in the hospital after going NINE DAYS without food, a drug bust at a place called 420 Liquors, what is "popcorn brain"???, and Oklahoma State Trooper that's been hit SIX times while on duty, a man who tried to buy a Porsche with a fake check, the inaugural #FloridaMan games, a guy who offered up a free subscription to his wife's OnlyFans account in exchange for concert tickets, a woman who got busted throwing Christmas trees, and a cop who got caught shoplifting while on duty.