Show intro/Thursday Song

Inmate/man found/Fort Stewart/Stern

Brewers/Preseason/Smelling salts/Shohei

What's on TV

Good News/Lost rings found

Six ways to fit more movement into your day

Tua/Female umpire/WNBA sex toy/WWE on ESPN

Three-way/Texts

Three-Way/Office Cora

Bad News with Happy Music

Daily Check-Ins

No Jean, no problem!

Brian's flying solo the next few days, so let's crank up some tunes and have some fun.

He wasn't totally alone this morning as Office Cora joined him just after 8am to talk about what she's up to in the 715 this weekend.

He also let you know what's on TV today/tonight, and he talked about some interesting ways to add more movement to your day if you've been feeling sluggish.

In the news this morning, a WI inmate has been sentenced to more time in prison for his role in the death of a prison guard, a missing WI man has been found alive in Norway, the latest on the shooting at Fort Stewart, and an update on the Howard Stern show on SiriusXM.

In sports, the Brew Crew remain hot by beating the Braves again, the NFL preseason officially kicks off tonight with three games, the league has clarified it's new rules regarding smelling salts, and Shohei gets his 1,000th career hit!

Elsewhere in sports, Tua is thankful to President Trump for his role on the Sports/Fitness/Nutrition council, another arrest has been made in the WNBA sex toy situation, WWE PPVs are heading to ESPN, and MLB is getting it's first female umpire.

Heinz has teamed up with Smoothie King to release a ketchup smoothie. Gross.

A woman lost a couple of rings at a beach that were both found and returned to her by two different people!

Cool story about a 12 year-old Panthers fan who had his dream come true thanks to the team and the Make-A-Wish program.

And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who was dancing on a roof & eventually fell into the chimney and had to be rescued, bears in Colorado are hanging out in the sewers, a parrot snitched on some drug dealers, a guy had sex with a fridge inside a Trader Joe's, and a guy was giving genital exams at his house.

No Jean, no problem! Brian's flying solo the next few days, so let's crank up some tunes and have some fun. He wasn't totally alone this morning as <a href="https://www.aroundthe715.com/">Office Cora</a> joined him just after 8am to talk about what she's up to in the 715 this weekend. He also let you know what's on TV today/tonight, and he talked about some interesting ways to <a href="https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/31/health/ways-to-move-more-exercise-wellness">add more movement</a> to your day if you've been feeling sluggish. In the news this morning, a <a href="https://www.weau.com/2025/08/06/wisconsin-inmate-sentenced-5-years-role-guards-death/">WI inmate</a> has been sentenced to more time in prison for his role in the death of a prison guard, a <a href="https://www.wisn.com/article/missing-wisconsin-hiker-found-alive-in-norwegian-national-park/65613771">missing WI man</a> has been found alive in Norway, the latest on the <a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/08/06/united-states-military-base-shootings/85544625007/">shooting at Fort Stewart</a>, and an update on the <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/howard-stern-vows-to-be-back-amid-cancellation-rumors/">Howard Stern show</a> on SiriusXM. In sports, the <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/andrew-vaughn-leads-brewers-in-sweep-of-braves">Brew Crew</a> remain hot by beating the Braves again, the <a href="https://www.nfl.com/schedules/2025/pre1/">NFL preseason</a> officially kicks off tonight with three games, the league has clarified it's new rules regarding <a href="https://www.outkick.com/sports/nfl-smelling-salts-ban-gets-clarification-sniffing-own-supply-a-ok">smelling salts</a>, and <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/shohei-ohtani-homers-for-his-1000th-mlb-career-hit">Shohei</a> gets his 1,000th career hit! Elsewhere in sports, <a href="https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45914771/tua-calls-appointment-sports-fitness-council-honor">Tua is thankful</a> to President Trump for his role on the Sports/Fitness/Nutrition council, another <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/wnba/breaking-news/article/second-person-arrested-for-throwing-sex-toy-at-wnba-game-allegedly-hit-man-and-his-9-year-old-niece-in-stands-041005746.html">arrest</a> has been made in the WNBA sex toy situation, <a href="https://sports.yahoo.com/article/wwe-heads-espn-sports-network-121049489.html">WWE PPVs</a> are heading to ESPN, and MLB is getting it's <a href="https://www.mlb.com/news/jen-pawol-to-become-mlb-first-female-umpire">first female umpir</a>e. Heinz has teamed up with Smoothie King to release a <a href="https://www.foodandwine.com/heinz-smoothie-king-release-ketchup-smoothie-11785092">ketchup smoothie</a>. Gross. A woman <a href="https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/woman-loses-two-rings-at-the-beach-each-found-and-returned-by-different-strangers/">lost a couple of rings</a> at a beach that were both found and returned to her by two different people! Cool story about a <a href="https://www.panthers.com/news/a-wish-a-dream-and-a-perfect-play-for-jase-garland">12 year-old Panthers fan</a> who had his dream come true thanks to the team and the Make-A-Wish program. And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who was dancing on a roof &amp; eventually <a href="https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/firefighters-work-to-free-woman-from-chimney/3760104/">fell into the chimney</a> and had to be rescued, <a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14974577/colorado-residents-shock-bears-manhole-sidewalk.html">bears</a> in Colorado are hanging out in the sewers, a <a href="https://people.com/english-prisoner-ran-drug-gang-behind-bars-until-parrot-snitched-helped-bust-them-11785975">parrot</a> snitched on some drug dealers, a guy had sex with a <a href="https://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2025/08/05/police-arrest-armed-man-for-threats-to-kill-following-copulation-with-trader-joes-refrigerator/">fridge</a> inside a Trader Joe's, and a guy was giving <a href="https://local12.com/news/local/local-doctor-convicted-of-practicing-medicine-without-a-license-for-home-genital-exams-rudel-saunders-cincinnati-ultrasounds-home-apartment-training">genital exams</a> at his house.

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor

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