Happy Hump Day, yo! Not bad today with a high in the low 60's expected before cooling off the next few days. If you already bought some outdoor plants, you may want to keep an eye on the forecast the next few nights and bring those plants inside!
In the news this morning, more from the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting…including a teacher in Kaukauna who is on leave after a post on social media about the assassination attempt, the guy who was seen calmly eating his food while the shooting occurred has been identified…while people are still trying to figure out who was the woman "stealing" wine bottles…plus, a conspiracy theory about the shooter that's gaining traction on the internet. Also in the news, the FBI is executing search warrants at a bunch of Minneapolis daycare centers accused of fraud.
In sports, the Brewers beat the brakes off the Diamondbacks last night, a recap of last night's NBA & NHL Playoff action along with a look at tonight's schedule of games. The Phillies become the 2nd MLB team to fire their manager this season, and the NCAA March Madness tournament is going to officially expand next year.
We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and check out the staggering amount of money the cast of "Friends" makes in residuals from the show.
The La Crosse River Clean-up is next Saturday, and you can sign up to help online at rivercleanuplacrosse.com. The one in Milwaukee just happened and they officially set a Guinness World Record for the largest multi-location river clean-up! Also, check out these students who saved a bunch of lives when their bus driver suffered a medical emergency!
Elsewhere in sports, Damon Jones pleads guilty in that basketball gambling case, an NCAA QB could be in big trouble for gambling on games, and the Steelers have made a move to keep Aaron Rodgers with the team for next season.
Today is "One Gotta Go Wednesday" - Condiment edition! Ketchup, mustard, mayo, or relish?
We talked about the latest credit card scam, and also jammed out to this pop-punk song a guy made using his pregnant wife's text messages. It's a banger!
Plus, a poll about our favorite uses for A.I., and a Cleveland Guardians fan who stole a baseball from a little girl is getting absolutely dragged online.
And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Confederate Memorial Day celebration in Alabama is NOT well-received, five dead bald eagles in Michigan, a woman in Massachusetts who attacked police with bees, and the Scientologists are locking down their buildings to prevent the recent spate of speed-runs.

Hypothetical questions. No Office Cora! Fart salads. Wiping poop all over the neighborhood.
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How "Wisco" is Grant Bilse? Brian's first time trying Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
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Beaver dams. Brian's wild weekend. Roadkill in a restaurant freezer.
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