Because Florida have been pumping out news stories all about alligators ending people lately, we threw it out there - have you encountered a dangerous animal where you live/lived? These are heeeeectic!!

We've found a new song doing the rounds on the internet and there's something a bit wrong with it...

These are absolute gold - the stories of when you've been smashed by an old codger...

From 'Dean' Rumble to the world's oldest explorer, these are some hilarious yarns from people who reckon they have a famous cousin...

Yes, that's right - this chat is solely about curry

This absolutely boggles the mid - the driving test that has nothing to do with driving that you have to do when you turn 70 here in NZ. If Anthony Kiedis' lawyer can't pass it, then gee whizz...nor can we...

We wanted to get people on to do their best stag roars, instead we got some bloke who did a fat hoya 

This will blow ya wee cells up in the top two inches! A helluva yarn of a notorious gangsta roaming the Aussie streets back in the day

Our famous segment is back again! These are absolute stonkers

The man with the most villainous laugh, Tyler, joins us to talk through his "side hustle"...Don't try this at home kids

This is damning...

This. Is. F*cked.

We've done it - we finally have snail mail from jail...and it's gooood!

Bloody unreal stuff here...Shane has seen the other side

Yes...this is a thing. People hire these individuals to crash their OWN funerals and reveal massive secrets to their family and friends...

Dunc's been on a diet for 2.5 days and his life has completely changed...

Some absolute rippers in here...Van Helen for example...

One of our loyal listeners does...yeah, bet he does with a business name like that...

We catch up with John who runs the Instagram account RawMeatExperiment to see how the hell and why on earth he's running a diet of just raw meat...

Cookie for crookies, east Auckland...say less

Jay went to hospital with a bleeding chest before the show today. When did you just 'shut up and get on with it'?

Were you 'buckled and brilliant'? Bob with a helluva yarn! Plus Jay's mate Dogtit...

Got any outrageous lies that your mates standby and keep ramming down your earholes? Flick us a message on socials or, if you're in NZ, text us on 3520!

Back in about 2010, NZ TV was 'humming'...well, those on it did get in a lot of shit but it seemed like it was great fun at the time. We take a look back at some old Breakfast TV footage from New Zealand featuring the great Paul Henry...

Here's some of the best moments from our mates over in Straya

Used Wet and Forget...didn't forget. How are you Livin' On The Edge

Murph is back at Bathurst this year, and he's live in studio with us to chat about it!

Jays been away for aaaaaages and turns out he's been a bit worse for wear... So much so he has a bag on the side of him draining sh*t from his chest. Not gooood

This one was a hot start to our 5pm hour on Mondee...Dunc went on a fishing trip and this involves a former Chiefs footy player

Helluva yarn from the UK about a politician who reckons he was actually looking up tractors on his work laptop...not a certain film....

Nicknames is baaaaaack everyone...

Our famous nicknames segment is back for round 10! These are beauuuuties!

Tech Producer Caleb's stolen car has been found and inside it, it had a t-shirt with the name of the culprit's Aunty on it...clearly the crims ran a rather sloppy operation.  But these yarns about sloppy criminals are just as, if not more, out the gate...

Dunc's found a new favourite song and we've also found out what's been changing your life of late too

It's health and safety week at work, and boy oh boy has it gone bloody mad...

These sounds are very nearly extinct apparently...see if you can guess these!

Dunc's cousin made the local newspaper, so we wanted to know what your big moment in the spotlight was?

This is the most Kiwi DIY yarn ever...armed with a bow and arrow, Faz shot a Kingfish from a bridge 15m above the water 

Gee whizz there's some loose units out there...

This weekend, Warriors five eighth Chanel Harris-Tavita burst his nut...and turns out so did a couple of people listening to the yarn

Jay went to uni, last a couple months. Then changed to studying teaching and now works in radio. So, what'd you train in but are no longer do?

Round 2 of this because it's H&S week here at work...our second fav week of the year

Because Portugal's first ever serial killer's head was chopped off back in 1841 and remains preserved in a jar to this day, we wanted to know what you've found in a jar...gees this is gnarly

After we found the weirdest thing in a jar, we wanted to find the weirdest thing you've come across in a vehicle...

Show Boss Tiegs has been writing letters back and forth with a prisoner here in NZ called 'Trent Trent' and he's finally responded back after a month since his last response!

One of the best noticeboard posts on a supermarket wall you'll ever see

You absolutely read that correctly

Probably the most hectic yarn you'll ever hear ever...seriously

You crook bastards getting up to no good when ya bored

We aren't talking cars or jewelry...we're talking weird stuff being nicked...