Robbie's Modern Life

People are spitting at each other from cars. It’s tradies vs park rangers. It’s surfers vs bodyboarders. You hear it all too often… How do we make Sydney a friendlier place? Playlist: RML - Disciples (Tame Impala Cover) // Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean? // Black Uhuru - Happiness // Herzeloyde - Thrash Step // MGMT - I Wish I Was Joking

The snug U.S. style RML Fitted Cap is one of a kind, and has nefariously found its way onto the head of a criminal. We hired a PI to investigate…  Playlist: Makers - Don't Challenge Me // Kirin J Callinan - Anaemic Adonis // Kiiara - Gold // Herzeloyde - Injured // Last Japan, Killa P - Exhale (Sully Remix)

See Sydney through the eyes of a Waratah Series 2 as a fun runner in the Neuradol Great Station Race of 2024 PLUS the NZ Classifications Board has turned the rating system on its head…  Playlist: Andy Stott - Butterflies // Kevin Rudolf, Lil Wayne - Let It Rock // Kirin J Callinan - It’s The Truth // Floating Points - Sea Watch

All the hits, throwbacks AND freshly dropped gems. That Grunge Show with Tyler Crab. 9pm!  Playlist: Late Of The Pier - Space And The Woods (Cenzo Townshend Mix) // Clara!, Pearson Sound, Kabaeushie - Ellie // Kirin J Callinan - Untitled 8 // Szymon - Golden // Disclosure - Higher Than Ever Before

They’re going out on a limb… The screen is normal size, but the seating arrangement is a little bit different AND take a seat in the airport lounge as we look at Sydney’s new runway proposals, which may impact us because… we’re headed to Peru to host LimaFM!  Playlist: Fabiana Palladino - Stay With Me Through The Night // Skrillex, Boys Noize, Opus III - Fine Day Anthem // Jerskin Fendrix - Wee // Desert Sand Feels Warm At Night - 永遠にさようなら? // Le Frit - Lotophagie

Worn by athletes, celebrities, and business workers alike, the RML fitted cap is versatile and sleek in a snug U.S. style. An all round winner.  Playlist: Jamie xx, Young Thug, Popcaan - I Know There’s Gonna Be (Good Times) // Randy Newman - Short People // C2C - Down The Road // Missy Elliott - Slide

Mitch’s literal dream weekend has to be heard to be believed, whereas your rental nightmares are all too real PLUS the home fort gets a makeunder AND a lyrebird loosed on the worksite holds a mirror up to the construction industry.  Playlist: Melvins - I Fuck Around // ML Buch - Working It Out // Miles - Phiriye Dao // Spellcasting - Party At Club Bug! // MGMT - Nothing To Declare

Peek ahead at the most mouth-watering mergers set to shake up the business world that no one knows about nor asked for AND as if anyone needed more reasons to love Sydney! Welp, we found ‘em…  Playlist: Hello Meteor - Waterproof Thoughts // Lil Wayne, Bobby V., Kidd Kidd - Mrs. Officer // Skee Mask - Bassline Dub // Connan Mockasin - It’s Your Body I // Software - Island Sunrise

Some of the best music you'll ever hear, uninterrupted!* Playlist: The Pointer Sisters - I’m So Excited // Joni Mitchell - Woodstock // Flybear - Quinoa West // Fred again.. & Jozzy - ten // Carl Stone - Umi  *Amidst a few sponsored words.

It’s the hap hap happiest time of the year! The RML Xmas special!  Playlist: Outkast - Aquemini // Danny Brown - White Lines // Astoria - Cloud Nine // Jonny Greenwood - House of Woodcock // James Blake, Travis Scott, Metro Boomin - Mile High // Mary Lattimore - Sometimes He’s In My Dreams

Cut fruit. Slice squid. Descale a cod. Feasts are simple with the Easy-Meal Toolbox PLUS our friend set up a livestream in a peaceful country valley AND the best band merch of the year!  Playlist: Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me // A. K. Paul - Hungry Beat // Elis Regina & Antônio Carlos Jobim - Águas De Março // Aphro, C3N6 & DJ Juan - Robot Punk // Acoustic Alchemy - Tete a Tete // Actress - Hit That Spdiff ( b 8 )

Bars… Cinemas… Bookstores… Newtown in Sydney is amazing but needs more eats! We’ve got a plan PLUS we prove we’re broadcasting live AND the best NYE vantage points!  Playlist: ROLROLROL - Shark Week // Danny Brown - Ain’t My Concern // Willie Nelson - Funny How Time Slips Away // Sophie - Ponyboy // The Chemical Brothers - Galvanize // Steve Winwood - The Finer Things

He’s literally the man behind the magic.  Filip Kriss single-handedly built the sets of the Harry Potter movies and his new book ‘Filip Kriss, The Hogwarts Tradie: Building The Magic’ is full of cheeky stories PLUS Robbie checked out the much maligned Spaghetti Junction AND Christmas party horror stories…  Playlist: E-40 - GPS (feat. Larry June) // ROLROLROL - POP // Pav Dundee - Nosebleed Getaway // UK Apache & Shy FX - Original Nuttah // Dire Straits - Walk of Life

Have you seen The Room?  Riddled with dead end plot points, continuity errors, bizarre staging, unnecessary dialogue and long-winded sex scenes, it’s a 6 million dollar film written, directed, produced, starring and funded entirely by one eccentric enigma: Tommy Wiseau…  It’s a cult classic, widely regarded to be the best worst movie ever made, and in honour of its 20th anniversary, we’re proud to be joined by Greg Sestero! Star of The Room and author of bestselling memoir, The Disaster Artist.  Also featured are the ever insightful reviewing powers of critics Sophie and Mitchell, here tackling You Hurt My Feelings (2023) and Napoleon (2023) respectively. Now sit back and enjoy the movie magic!  Playlist: Bob Dylan - You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere // Doss - Drugs // Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls // Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful // Art Feynman - Love You Even More 

War hero. Jungle expert. Bray Van Der Fräed was on the front lines of the Rhodesian conflict. He saved many people’s lives and took them too… A controversial and inspiring figure in equal measure, he joins Rick Fiddler for a fascinating exchange on this episode of Conversation.  Executive Produced by Stephanie Yellwitz. Engineered by Adam Reed. Theme and music composed by Trees Mist Productions.

We’ve got the equipment. We’ve hired the car. We’ve heard you loud and clear and it’s finally here! The RML walk in the woods edition AND we put a lyrebird in the city…  Playlist: Tim Hecker - Total Garbage // Caroline Polachek - I Believe (Live @ NPR Tiny Desk) // Lauren Bousfield - Halt Drift // Paul Simon - Think Too Much (a) // Hot Chip - Hand Me Down Your Love (Todd Edwards Micro Chip Remix)

Janice Braithwaight - the woman that brought us the acclaimed “50 Ways To Fuck Up Your Life” - is back on our radars for all the wrong reasons… PLUS Sydney’s Inner West is a hotbed of awesomeness, we’re giving away an exclusive “Five Nights at Freddy's” RML experience AND everyone’s fave teenage band John Wink 182 have some news…  Playlist: Hiroshi Sato - Blue and Moody Music // Solarstone - Seven Cities (Original Atlantis Mix) // Paul Simon - Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After the War // Usher - There Goes My Baby 

Robbie’s back from overseas courtesy of the “always reliable” Foreign Air… PLUS we congratulate the slow and steady souls STILL braving the Sydney marathon a day later AND we receive a virtual tour of the Monkey Missile Launch Facility off the coast of Costa Rica…  Playlist: Haruomi Hosono - Tokio Rush // Awilo Longomba - Karolina // Jill Scott - Golden // 2PM - Again & Again // Maria Schneider - Walking by Flashlight

Laundry day… Sweep the barracks… R&R… Just a few missions available in the awesome new game Call Off Duty PLUS Lachy from exciting local band Hudson River joins us for a chat AND is it hot air balloons? The Government? Why so much smoke about???  Playlist: James Blake - Fire The Editor // Bullant - Shattered Dub // M-Ziq & Mrs Jynx - Cocker Boo // Hudson River - Regent Street // ZZT, Tiga, Zombie Nation - ZZafrika

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The Hamster Dance Movie is gonna be the biggest of the summer PLUS its Tweed v Coolangatta for this year’s “Dominos Origin” AND best things to do at the airport when you aren’t travelling!  Playlist: Hideki Naganuma - Let Mom Sleep // Sheryl Crow - All I Wanna Do // 100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos // Basement Jaxx - Bingo Bango // Blake Mills - Skeleton Is Walking

“DIMID is Sydney’s answer to VIVID - a darkness lover’s paradise but don’t be scared - there’s only DIMID volunteers in the darkness…”  That’s from DIMID’s website. Rather than the luminous brilliance of VIVID, DIMID offers us the opportunity to appreciate the darkness, celebrate the murk, and dim the lights PLUS around the world in 80 sips AND we’re broadcasting LIVE from the Chatswood Chase Genius Bar!  Playlist: Global Deejays - Everybody’s Free (feat. Rozalla) // Beck - Thinking About You // Bladee, Mechatok - Rainbow (make it double Oklou Mix) // Meat Beat Manifesto - God O.D., Pt. 1 // Crowded House - Four Seasons In One Day

Political, scientific, education, development, future, stock markets… Stay informed with The Analyst PLUS the Halo 7 main menu theme leaked, a lone and mysterious Russian squatter in Canberra has us confused AND if you were Australia, with whom would YOU wage war?  Playlist: Tom Jones - If I Only Knew // Yoko Ono - Don’t Be Scared // Roger Sanchez - Another Chance // Met Gala - She’s My Sweet // John Lennon - Grow Old With Me // John Cafferty - Hearts On Fire

Salmon curry… Angel hair steak… Stir baked apple… We detail the top 10 meals that chefs fear most PLUS imagine this: 5 days a week to chill out and foster friendships… Social Uni is streamlining tertiary education to provide the optimum social experience!  Playlist: Hudson Mohawke - Set The Roof // Alannah Myles - Black Velvet // Will Smith - Miami // Bloc Party - Like Eating Glass // Sharda - Peace & Love

What would happen if a alien landed in inner west? PLUS the 7 deadly sins have been updated (SPOILER: there’s 18 now) AND Eight Day Theory is inspiring!  Playlist: Pharrell Williams, Gwen Stefani - Can I Have It Like That // Martin O’Donnell, Michael Salvatori - Peril // Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square // 50 Cent - If I Can’t // The Beatles - Eight Days A Week

Hungry tradies? The Hakuna Makita Tradie BBQ is sure to satiate! We’ve got all the accessibility info PLUS U.S. President Joe Biden has been spotted having a night in Sydney’s inner west AND something strikingly soulful yet strange happens in the studio…  Playlist: Roland Cristal - La Pantera // Unknown Mortal Orchestra - The Beach // Vampire Weekend - This Life // James Blake - DLM // SBTRKT - Wildfire (feat. Little Dragon)

We had ‘Frocks at the Docks’ in the 70s… ‘Block With The Rock’ in the 80s… And ‘Don’t Mock the Croc’ in the 90s… But NOW it's time for ‘Flock To The Rocks’ with an exclusive Tony Stark Meetup PLUS the funniest voicemail message competition and SCREAM for mental health!  Playlist: Gym Class Heroes, DJ Sliink - Cupid’s Chokehold (Club Mix) // Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise // Megan Thee Stallion - Circles // Afroman - I Live In A Van // Edie Bricknell & The New Bohemians - What I Am

Tradies feel more secure than ever as higher-vis clothing blinds drivers PLUS we receive a lucrative but compromising offer… Robbie’s footy ambitions AND everything wrong with Bernie’s cover letter.  Playlist: Flo Rida - What A Night (Big Game Winner Mix) // Prince - Strange Relationship // George Harrison - Life Itself (Demo) // Busy Signal - Jamaica Love // Prince - Visions // The Beatles - I’ll Follow The Sun

“I was today years old when I found out this is my favourite show ever! Love you guys! UwU”  It’s a simple little algorithm called Simp A.I. that’ll calculate the exact right things to say to motivate us PLUS we chat with the man that’s never missed a phone call, Top 15 Most Embarrassing Armies AND Coke lost their gulp recording…  Playlist: Kirin J Callinan - Anaemic Adonis // Max A Million - Sexual Healing // Flo Rida - What A Night // Wilkinson & Sub Focus - Take It Up // Boney M. - Sunny // Ivy Queen - Quiero Saber

A giant inflatable pie that is edible and packed with flavours typical of the Shandong province has been floated across Washington PLUS we’re broadcasting LIVE into Chemist Warehouse Acacia Gardens! Win a spot on FBi’s Flight 945 going straight to Haiti AND somebody stole the petty cash from the RML Home Fort…  Playlist: Pyjama Sundayz - Giving You My Love // Pyjama Sundayz - Drink Night // Morgan Wallen - Last Night // The Beatles - If You’ve Got Trouble // Pyjama Sundayz - Night on the Town // Pyjama Sundayz - We Are the Best

It’s a scenario you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy…  The Toongabbie Little Tractors Film & Footy Club have been swept up in an unprecedented “triple rip” whirlpool in Yarra Bay… Scared, hungry, and nauseous from the constant spinning, we bring you the latest reporting on the rescue efforts PLUS for the very first time, The Sydney Easter Show’s ‘Animal Square’ will be interpreted in Espanol!  Playlist: Rooster - Come Get Some // felicita - Spalarkling // The Zombies - This Will Be Our Year // King Crimson - Frame By Frame (Live) // DJ Godfather - Tits Like Balloons // Ryuichi Sakamoto - 20220307

Blueprints have been unearthed in an old cabinet from an abandoned Department of Road and Sea Cabin entitled ‘The Sydney Opera Bridge’... PLUS 20 weird air bnb inclusions, win the chance for a John Winkfore private getaway AND Mitch demonstrates the HeDoo in studio!  Playlist: Morris - Play and Win Radio Edit // Autalavou Efks Tulaele - Tuana’i la Le Taimi O Le Nofoa’i // RML - Times Like These // Shanks & Bigfoot - Sweet Like Chocolate (Radio Edit) // John Lennon - One Day at a Time

Go easy on me… I still have Thursday and Friday to deal with before I get to the weekend PLUS a survey has highlighted some of the most horrific building sites in Sydney, concerning RML merch updates, Mitch’s AUKUS sub deal joke AND Barricades is coming  Playlist: 500 - Innocence Can Be Held // Yves Tumor - Meteora Blues // Gwenno - Anima // Babyfather - Godhour (feat. Micachu) // Mike Midnight - I Remember (Afterlife Version)

Regularly praised for being sexy and slick, Bond Girls often go uncelebrated for their cunning and intelligence… Until now PLUS Fantasy Music Band: Global Tour, the Newtown-oholic unmasked AND what’s the most Aussie thing you’ve seen in one moment?  Playlist: RML - Dua Lipa // Kings of Leon - Charmer // DJ Smokey - promethazine & anthrax // Tommy Emmanuel - Locomotivation // Caroline Polachek - Crude Drawing Of An Angel // Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Nadja

Servo coffee… Normally it’s pretty average. Just simple, good, ticking the box type thing but there’s a place along the Hume Highway serving what truckies and tradies are calling “the best coffee they’ve ever had” PLUS $500 in a tightly sealed envelope could be yours with the right pitch for Mitch AND song of the week!  Playlist: Wiley - Wearing My Rolex // Sheryl Crow - Stronger // Caroline Polachek - I Believe // Madonna - Sorry // Janet Jackson - Empty

We’ve hit regrettable snags with the roll out of RML merch PLUS why we want Donut Kings to take over Glebe Markets, Aliens (1986) “notes on a scene” AND 5 things Bluey DIDN’T need to be taught…  Playlist: Thin Lizzy - Wild One // Laura Pausini - La Solitudine // Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Layla // Joni Mitchell - Let The Wind Carry Me // Skunkhour - Up To Our Necks In It

‘Horses For Courses’ is a fun game that takes university decisions out of the hands of school leavers and into the hooves of our beautiful thoroughbred horse Sadie PLUS Carly Caruana Voice & Guitar Artist is touring AND a radioactive capsule is causing alarming deformities in local wildlife…  Playlist: George Harrison - Blow Away // Machine Girl - Mechanical Halo (Green’s Theme) // Bulgarian State Television Female Choir - Houbava Milka (Beautiful Milka) // Machine Girl - Squirt of Lemon (Raz’s Theme) // Santana - Black Magic Woman // George Harrison - Your Love Is Forever  Brought to you by HUMBLE Low IQ Dating and the ADF

His first and last day with us… PLUS Mitch’s Avatar 2 review AND Tomato, BBQ or Hoisin?  Playlist: PNAU - Solid Gold // Mac DeMarco - Portland 2 // Prince - Willing and Able // Ice Spice - Munch (Feelin’ U) // Britney Spears - Everytime // Kirin J Callinan - Rise  Big thanks to 2 Dogs Fucking Brewing Co.

“Northern Lights”... “Erroneous Deviation Plan”... “Third Class”... Are you aware of the new commercial aviation terms? PLUS Chief Medic of Healthy Ways Clinic and good friend Reg Zimmerman is in the studio to answer all your medical queries AND where would our favourite Pokemon be sorted at Hogwarts?  Playlist: Robbie Williams - Lovelight // Ice Spice - Bikini Bottom // Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (Clean Bandit remix) // Louis Cole, Sam Gendel - Bitches // Skrillex, PinkPantheress, Trippie Redd - Way Back // John Lennon - Instant Karma! (We All Shine On) (Elements Mix)  ‘My Only Concern: Trip Hop CD Compilation’ available now

12 jury members trapped in a jurors box… How long will you be able to stay put before you piss your pants? Wee The Jury is the latest reality tv courtroom drama PLUS The Help Tank put their powers to assisting Roy McPepsi, a friend of the show having trouble getting his funeral business off the ground AND the team find Robbie’s YouTube channel…  Playlist: Louis Cole - Failing in a Cool Way // The Roches - Runs In The Family // Mr Farts - Reggae Farts // Skrillex, Fred again.., Flowdan - Rumble // Ray Charles - Drown in My Own Tears // Ruff Sqwad - Misty Cold

Legal disputes, mateship and rock n roll have brought them together… Will the RML boys and Michael Hedge find Paradise City?  Playlist: Frank Zappa - Love (George Duke Demo) // Chopin, Maryla Jonas - Nocturne in F Minor, Op. 55 No. 1 // Hiroshi Yoshimura - Icy Copy // Prince - A Place In Heaven (Lisa Vocal)

We embark on a rock n roll journey with our good mate, Michael Hedge (owner of Tarrawonga’s best pub, The Kings Arms). Welcome to the jungle…

Steamed, fried, baked, with sauce as well. They’re nice wedges served by diligent staff at the cool new eatery called Waterloo Wedges that we’re loving PLUS last minute holiday destinations still available AND Mitch has entered his niece into a concerning new reality tv show…  Playlist: Gala - Freed From Desire // The Fall - No Xmas For John Quays (John Peel Session 1978) // Skrillex - Slats Slats Slats // Bob Dylan - Here Comes Santa Claus // Angelo Badalamenti - Mysteries of Love  RML kindly supported by Super Cheep Auto "Coffs Coast" Rally

Man… Myth… Messiah… Did Jesus Christ travel to Australia? PLUS Robbie pitches his movie idea to a big time producer AND new rules for decorating your 4WD this Christmas season!  Playlist: Partiboi69 vs. Choirboys - Run to Paradise // Ruff Sqwad - Anna // Erika de Casier - Polite (Mura Masa Remix) // Claudio Lolli - Primo Maggio Di Festa

You wouldn’t leave your baby alone with a stranger. So why would you make a baby with one? Meet your donor in the flesh and get a hands-on handle on your future with Romantic Sperm Clinic PLUS Bernie is scouting out locations for the RML Xmas party, Top 3-5 Reasons to Watch ‘Love Actually’ This Christmas Season AND Top Things To NOT Do At Your Work Xmas Party…  Playlist: RML - Stars (Live) // Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere // Fleetwood Mac - Honey Hi // Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies // Fleetwood Mac - Brown Eyes // Fleetwood Mac - Never Forget

Our favourite blogger Janice Braithwaight posted about her “Dutch situationship”... PLUS can you Beat The Bowser? Angry Brothers cafe have had their facade destroyed by a speeding van, Imagination in a Minute returns AND Bernie has a hidden talent…  Playlist: Kwesta - Spirit (feat. Wale) // MGMT - Forest Elf // ILoveMakonnen - Tuesday (feat. Drake) // Haruomi Hosono - I Love How You Love Me // MGMT - Invocation // The Fall - Frightened

We’re throwing 50 grand off the back of a ferry PLUS the incredible tales of ‘The Sleepy Soldier’, Bernie’s heartbroken AND sheep are mysteriously circling in rural China…  Playlist: Nia Archives - Baiana // Eamon - Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) // Chance The Rapper - All Night (feat. Knox Fortune) // DJ Rashad - Drank, Kush, Barz (feat. DJ Spinn) // Sam Gendel - Old Town Road // Drake, 21 Savage - Rich Flex // Deni Hines - That Word (L.O.V.E.)

What is the furthest inland McDonalds with seagulls? How far will they travel for a tasty feed? Smiffs Chips Market Watch, Les Litros del Cinque Locos, and the sound we wished to never hear…  Playlist: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls // Madasun - Don’t You Worry // Daniel Avery - Spider // Danny L Harle - Piano Song // Crowded House - Private Universe

5 apex predators escaped Taronga Zoo… Moses Lopez Jr. from the West Kenyan Safari Guides Poaching and Ivory Trading Society joins us to provide his expert opinion PLUS Guess The Flavour, and “Dry-Guards” are being trialed at Bondi Beach…  Playlist: RML - Beyonce (Live) // Cass McCombs - Krakatau // DJ Pirnu - Booty Snapper // Caroline Polachek - Go As a Dream // Portishead - Strangers // David Sylvian, Robert Fripp - Bringing Down The Light

‘Milo the Oversized Mosquito’, ‘Robot Pig on Train Track’, ‘Miniature Cthulhu’, ‘Swarm of Maggots’, the list of amazing animaltronic attractions by the sea is astounding this year! PLUS guess the jelly beans, Mitch investigates app overload in his Tech Corner, and there’s a developing story on a Sydney train carriage…  Playlist: RML - She's So High // Drake - 4pm in Calabasas // Daphni - Arrow // PinkPantheress, Sam Gellaitry - Picture in my mind // Farruko - Pepas // Andy Bull - Slipping Away // James Hype, Miggy Dela Rosa - Ferrari