Many kids dream of becoming astronauts, but only a select few actually make it their profession. And even fewer manage to blow that chance. And only one threw away his dreams of space travel in a truly ridiculous way: stealing moon rocks from work in order to say he'd had sex on the moon. Literally.

The Good Bootlegger: Roy Olmstead
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You Get an "A" For Effort: Beautiful Plans, Become Ridiculous Crimes
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Here I Dreamt I Was an Architect: LEGO theft
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