From Summer Heights High to the Aussie Rugby 7’s — the bullied red-haired kid is now bulldozing on the field. Across the pond, a 16-year-old is ditching Fortnite for ration books and living like it’s 1943. We’ve also got a breakup sandwich that’ll put you off carbs forever (yep, it involves feet), Taylor’s proposal scoop, Ethan Hawke dodging Titanic, Miley’s mum giving horrendous dating advice… and Adam — our caller of the year with the cleanest phone line we’ve ever heard, joining in for Insta Fame Game glory.