Men with beards apparently make better long-term partners and we unpacked that claim. Harry Styles kicked off his new tour in Amsterdam and is heading to Australia in December which is very exciting news. A Qantas flight was diverted after a drunk passenger bit a cabin crew member which is a new low even by airline passenger standards. Hyper-independent kids who grew up eating cereal alone and fending for themselves are apparently struggling in adulthood and we had thoughts. Ricki opened up about her three unexplained ailments including sore hair, randomly muffled ears and tiny patches of skin that hurt for no reason and Sydney called in with their own weird body mysteries. And Tim took his daughter to the Billie Eilish documentary in 3D and came in genuinely emotional about what a good role model she is. We were not expecting to tear up on a Monday but here we are.