It’s a wild mix today, betch. We meet the woman who got 5 kilos of French butter as a push present (yep, actual butter), and hear Lauren Spencer Smith’s stunning One Direction cover. Blackers puts everyone through a sonic showdown with the Startup Game, where things get... unexpectedly saucy. In the Glossys, Deborra-Lee’s planning a tell-all, Chris Martin’s dating Sophie Turner, and Diplo’s still dropping Trudeau jokes. Plus, a gold toilet worth $15 million and a marathon that somehow turned into speed dating.