That Time Joel Suffered a Freak Uber Eats Accident!

Published Jan 8, 2025, 7:00 AM

Back in July, Joel was in the studio with a black eye and bruised ribs. The reason why is a little but funny, but sorry to laugh, Joel...

We're back live January 28th.

Ricky leads him and geltys.

It's so nice to be back in the saddle, as they say.

You know, I had this plan to come back and on our first day back and arrive and look like I've been working out, and people, Oh, Joel looks fresh. I look like a thug. Some of the worst I've ever looked.

Right now.

It's like a tear drop prison tattoo.

Right eye.

I didn't even notice the right eye because I was actually more concerned about the rest of the bottom and bruising. Yeah, I know, I'm not that body confident at the moment.

Jaye promises not to use it on any video.

I don't is I don't know where some of it is. I'll find I'll find it after you and show you in between between.

So tell us because I got a I got a very terrifying photo that you sent me.

The photo.

I got that photo that you sent me that looked like someone had broken in to your house and just smashed all of the stuff at.

The battle is where I landed, so.

Right at the bottom of the stairs.

This photo was taken at night when Jack got home and Darling Man cleaned it up. So two thirty pm I'm doing my favorite thing right on the couch lying of the roof. I've knotted off of ordered some Uber Eats ding dong. The Uber Eats order arrives and I am so excited. I jump over the couch. I slide across the floorboards and then I grab one rung of my staircase and I completely slip. And I had a second to go what what body part goes first? And I put my hand in front of my face. I can remember every second of the stairs as I.

It's very important to thirty Thursday. What do you? What are you ordering from? Overeats?

I love that that's telling you that he almost died.

I think it's something meatballs. I've been having a real meatball triggered meatballs, meatballs and garlic bread yum.

Any spaghetti or spaghetti.

As well, mixed all up and yeah.

Away. So meat balls are ridiculous.

A smashed meatball on top. But oh my gosh, I went bang bang bang bang down the stairs. The Uber Eats driver didn't want anything to do with it.

He was like this and her dropped and run. He dropped around.

But another lovely man who was walking past the time saw and was like Hey, I'm going to come in and just check the right. So I'm a little bit batter than bruised.

But it looks like a car's gone through your house.

Yeah, obviously I've obviously pushed myself off something to get away from the glass, I guess, but as in doing someone, I've smashed another pot.

And so you've you've you've got a little like kind of like a black eye, it's kind of hot, and a little gash on his face, and you've got some ribs that are.

All swollen, and.

Ribs and hips.

And then so we get that from you and then all of a sudden, gash head over here same day Thursday.

Well, you two should change the name of the song to Thursday Bloody Thursday, because I had blood coming out the top of my head like the Treviy fountain.

What happened with you?

I was unpacking the car after a little coastal get away, and I threw some rubbish into a bin which was under like a concrete staircase, like an outdoor concrete staircase like at school. And there was a little step there and two old ladies checking into their sweet sweet number two.

Lovely Hello guys.

Life lesbians and I beautiful getaway, yeah.

Some rubbish in and then sat up like that. I heard the crunch, like actually heard the.

Crunch, but thinking, because it's your head, it's fine. And then there was so much blood. I turned the white hotel tower red, like fully red. So I went to the Milton hospitalsh chack straight in, lovely nurses straight away, pink scrubs and all very fancy. You would loved it. I guess what they do to cover, like to to so you don't need stitches.

But they braided my hair to pull the skin toward each other. Then they blew over the top of the hair.

I wondered, it's a conscious thing that they had done to like weave the hair and pull it across the pool together.

Isn't that great?

And how is it?

Then?

I need to have had a massive stack, massive stacks. It's been the kind of week for massive stacks.

I know what's going on.

I've got apparently dance found audio of when you ran into the ober Reeds person. Okay, so you fall down the stairs the.

Ball I have actually can't know. I do not know what the interaction with the Uber eight person was, because by that point I was like, I've got a bit of like pot in my.

Hair, Shelley, let's talk about your massive stacks.

Just recently, I got out of the shower, stepped out of my long sweet lot of the polish floorboard dish and split.

I thought immediately, that's what I thought, How is she.

Is not in any use?

So that's okay?

On the bench, I was getting on a plane to the UK, I know, right, but I was thankfully I was allowed to listen to you guys on the podcast while I was.

Can you break.

This? Is? Ricky, Lee, Tim and Johel