Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelTim kicked things off with his bold claim that flight chat is the most boring conversation topic ever, and naturally, our listeners jumped in to agree, argue, and share their takes. Then, we unpacked the results of the CSIRO’s “Chart Your Fart” app, courtesy of some very dedicated (and honest) participants. Let’s just say, it’s a wild ride of smells, sounds, and surprises.
Over in the Glossys, Paris Hilton is making waves by claiming she’s never had any work done. The team had thoughts, and you’ll want to hear them. Next up, we dived into the fascinating world of the South Korean Space Out Competition, where doing nothing for 90 minutes is an art form—and one that earns top prizes!
Finally, the showdown of the century: Kylie Minogue versus ALDI. Kylie’s $25 rosé has a budget doppelgänger that’s selling for $16, and it’s sparked all sorts of drama. We even roped in our “ALDI Booze Floozers” to share their best budget wine hacks. This episode has it all, betches. Tune in!
Welcome to the podcast, everybody, And guess what. I need to find my closest aldi.
You're going to say something else, you stop doing.
I need to I need to find my first Aldi.
There's one near my house. Yeah, on Oxford Street.
Oh yeah, what number.
It's under the building that all the gays live in.
Oh yeah, okay, there's a big one, the big building of gays. I think I know that exactly.
A chemist warehouse near that, yeah, right under it's the Hungry Jacks.
Across the road.
I know, I know exactly the one.
Yeah, like so many of my friends live in that one building. Yeah, goes off views. There's an Aldi downstairs.
Okay, I'll go check it out because we've been recommended some stuff.
By our aldi.
Boozeluss Yeah today because Kylie, when I rose, it's going to be the hot water.
Yes, you don't want your rose in hot order.
No, you don't want that. That's gross. There's a dupe Kylie's rose Aldi. But really cheap. There's heaps of cheap alcohol.
We've gone from four bucks down to three. I could not believe it.
Three dollars sixty for the best red wine ever.
Okay, well that's Sroy Bordeaus on the line. I enjoyed the podcast. Guys. There's no jol crazy today. He was stuck in fog.
Yeah, we had a very tough morning. All day at the airport.
Text hearing about it every five minutes.
I was just trying to keep you all updated. Can you imagine if I didn't and then I just didn't turn up for the show.
Keep someone updated.
I don't need to know that the first officer hasn't yet everything.
I do it to an extent. I'll never tell you out on some kind of.
Details, you know, Okay, I won't tell you.
I don't want to be in the full weeds. I want to be just on the top of the grass.
And then I was trying to see, like, what's going to happen if we don't turn.
Up, Well, what are you going to do? Fine?
To be a professional?
Absolutely fine. I promised you enjoy the podcast.
This is Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel.
Thank god it's Monday, Monday Afternoondays.
Thank god it's Monday. It's the best day of the week.
G I m guys, this show is good for what ails you on Monday?
Here we go, Yes, what is happening? Well?
Making gestures to our team.
Welcome to Monday, inappropriate gestures.
Some would say in the workplace, no way, not me, not you, No, not me, No, it's.
Just the boys. So that because there's no dog.
Creasy, no Joel is as I have been all day stuck at Melbourne Airport? Do you want to hear more about it?
Can?
I can? I can?
I ask thirty twenty four j jump on the phone right now and I'll give you hund bucks to bend at a Snaffle's Hearing about people's flight delays on par with hearing about their dreams.
I'm just trying to keep stated on.
Under bucks thanks to Snaffle, go for it.
I want to keep you all updated our team. I'm a professional. I'm trying to keep you updated with communication on when or if I'm taking off from.
You're using words like first officer.
First officer wasn't even on.
The plane, by the way, if you're just joining apparently lots of fog in Melbourne.
There was a lot of fog. There was a lot of delays in Melbourne today. I'm sure there's lots of people that have been in the same situation, but there was they had to change over the crew because some of them had flying got seen.
I'm just sitting on the time.
I'd happily have stayed in Melbo.
Louise, I mean, please say you're on my side here. What's happening with flight delays and dreams?
Well?
Sorry, my name is actually Maria.
Okay, Louise, sorry Maria? Why anyway? Anyway, it's so boring hearing.
About people's flighty problems and all this time, especially because.
I'm not going on any flights exactly.
Anybody, Chrius, Marie, guess where I am? Just here like I always am, Like, I don't care.
You brought it up.
It's like it complain to someone else.
I'm just trying to be a professional, Maria and tell my team whether I will or won't make it for the show.
Yeah, okay, we can to our ap.
Maybe what I'll do is from now on, I just won't communicate. I feel like you guys would all really love that.
No, it's just the incessant updates, ran And I mean you would understand this, wouldn't you. I mean, how boring hearing about domestic travel.
Oh, it's boring, It's so boring.
Yeah, thank you so much, Bianna. And then we all love Ricky, but Jesus, get a new story. Okay, steph, Oh.
My god, it's so boring.
It's like asking about the weather. Better conversation.
No, we'll have habit this step, Tim tabout this step, I got both.
I got flight delays because of the weather.
Yeah, okay, I'm going to give a hundred bucks next to Snaffle because guess what to strut like nobody's watching. Get what you want when you want at snaffle dot com dot au. Here's a song for you all. I was putting this in because this is all about flying dot comid I you the home of bite sized payments. Welcome to Monday, lots o happing. On today's show, no more flights.
Joel because he's stuck at the airport in Melbourne.
Ricky leads him and Joel I love that on nov There you go.
That's for Ricky, who hasn't made it, just in.
Case you're just joining us, and also Joel, who was experiencing fly delays.
Yes, Joel isn't with us today because she is stuck at the airport in Melbourne or maybe on a plane, I don't know, maybe maybe circling Hobart or something. At this point.
But I promise we won't boy you with it between now and six.
I've been at the airport since nine am.
Why no, you've been mentioning it on text. I'm aware, mail bag soon and all the usual stuff.
Remember when Ava Max was in the country last week?
Remember miss Remember when she jumped up on you and I hate.
That baby issues now with David ghettar Ricky leads him and Jill.
Who do we work out? Did this before there was a youth group Australia? Can we get a little bit of that down? I love that version. That's forever one with youth groups in Australian band.
Oh no. And then there was is it Young Hudson that was the jay z one?
No?
Okay, cool anyone? Yeah, it's so good.
It's it's you know, youth group. I'm not sure youth greper up to those days.
Dang, Can we also get the jay z one please? Just so we can compare.
Wish we can't fight just because Joel's are here.
It'll be very awkward if we start fighting and then we give it the silence in the songs like this, well some radio shows who double handers do do that doing the song.
Yeah, yeah, We have seen a lot of that over There.
Was a real famous one Fame of Sydney one where one was Sydney, mum was in Melbourne.
They didn't speak well. Also, I wasn't involved in that one, by the way.
Sure the jay Z one is called Young Forever. So we're talking about that song though.
We've been texting all day about music.
Yeah, we have. We've got a good idea.
I've got a good idea I want to bring to the table for the show.
It doesn't feel like a Monday idea though, okay, and it has a big X next with that Young Forever song here it is.
Oh there, that was me. I promise.
Do you want to live?
That's good? So who's singing that?
Is it?
Mister Hudson? I think ye, mister Hudson?
All right, it's very good.
And then when they do it live, when Beyonce and jay Z go on tour together and they do stadiums, she does that bit.
So have you heard the rumor about Beyond Destiny's Child touring? When I heard it on the Today Show this morning, Dicky was talking about it.
Oh well, if they've said it, then obviously I wake up with Today.
Would you I don't believe she would do that though she's She's bigger than that now, isn't she.
She'll bring them out for a couple of songs, Yeah, maybe, and then let them pop off into the distance.
You think that will happen?
Well, I mean all of the fans, we all would love to see that. Yes, I would love to see Destiny's Child as if they do all Beyonce songs, But then let Beyonce sing all the lead parts, because I don't really want to hear of Shell singing beyond these.
Bits with single ladies. Destiny's Child, No, okay, because I've got that next? Should I play that? Or a Disney's Child song?
Play Booty Delicious? Can you play Booty Delicious? Are we allowed to do this?
Oh my gosh, no one's here, you know, yeah, Joel's not here.
This one, that one.
That's what I meant to say, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel too cool for skills.
I am ready for the Jelly.
My buddy's just buy a bed.
I'm more of a conserved guy, you know, BlackBerry conserve this morning, not be relicious, No, not jelly.
Have I panished the Destiny Child fans around Australia.
So what's happened is over the weekend, Beyonce posted some photos and videos of her going to watch her band member friend sister Michelle Williams, who is in Death Becomes Her on Broadway, and Kelly and Beyonce have gone along to watch her and they're supporting her. So maybe that's what Dicky was talking about on the Today Show this morning, which is now caused you to tell me, and all of the the Beyonce and Destney's child fans are there reuniting. They were reunited good over the weekend and at Michelle's show, Death Becomes Her on Broadway.
It was on in the background as I was cleaning rice bubbles up off my jeans. Not my rice bubbles, but my son's rice bubbles. So I was half looking at Dicky.
Okay, well, Beyonce wasn't wearing any pants, so wasn't she Maybe look at those photos. She wasn't wearing any pants. She was wearing little booty short becomes her, little undies, little gray, gray and also gray. I like lots to wear gray undies. You are not wearing groand oh my god, that's so disgusting. Can we just prop No, that's disgusting. Gray undies. Yes, grayies?
Why not? Why I love gray?
When did you? You bought them at a shop? No, you went and chose to go gray on them online.
They came in a pack of five and there were three blacks and two Graysy.
Wouldn't you just want to stay safe and just go with black?
I trust myself.
Actually there was that moment. I had a little ring of fire incident last week after after that restaurant that we went to.
But you're the same.
We put too much chili on the lobster, which I know is a very out of touch thing to say, but you.
Did put a bit too much. I spooned a bit too much chili all on the lobster. You would beyond. How are the same? Right now?
I think crazy?
I think there you go in your big groyund is not big. This is Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel.
Britans.
Come on now. Australian band T shirts like pretty much my wardrobe.
Pretty much during a good Year T shirt today from Houston, Yeah, Houston, Texas, there's one for you.
Guess what's I was music T shirt on Thursday?
Did you get it in this size? Because you thought it would fit me. This T shirt is the biggest thing I've ever seen.
But I heard you complaining a happy day, like because I asked for a size larger in XCEL because I like a big T shirt, and then they chose to send me a smaller medium and said they're oversized and they're not.
Look at the which is skeleton.
I love that, but she's still got her top knight.
Yeah.
Anyway, I was Music t Shirt Day right on Thursday, but I thought instead of reminding you on Wednesday and you run out of time to get one, yes, I'll let you know today. So get in touch with us though, because here's what I thought i'd do. I don't want to pick just one band on Thursday. So I'm making this about me. If you're a band listening now, if you're an Australian band listening now, send us your T shirt.
By Terrors Day. We'll make a donation on your behalf to support acts.
Well.
Also, for people that don't know, was Music t Shirt Day? Is race money for Support Act, which is the music industries. I guess it's what helps.
It's a fuss.
Yes, It's like if someone that works in crew or lighting or a musician or a manager or someone. People that work in the industry, the people that build the stages that you come and watch and love, and do the lighting and do all the back end stuff. If they fall on hard times, support act is there to support them.
Yeah, my little mate time James Organ says when he was standing up on stage, he goes, it takes a lot for me to stand up here with a little beer can and sing to you for forty five minutes.
And a lot of work goes into.
A lot of people. There's hundreds of people behind the scenes that get an artist to a point where they're on stage singing for you.
So this Thursday where your favorite Australian merch for OZ Music T Shirt Day, OZ Music t Shirt Day dot Org got au to donate and it's happening Thursday. We've got a bit of a selection in there. But if you're a band you want to be promoted. The thing is if you send your band tea in we'll wear it on the show.
We get to make sure you said a larger on extra large, you.
Know, always large extra large, and we'll wear them on Thursday.
Getting touch on our Instagram.
Let's keep it here now though this is a bloke from ginder Mine the Snowy Mountains.
It looks good. It's Brad Cox. Do you wear a Cox tea? Do we have a braid Cox tea?
Like a big brad Cox tea, Like a big black brad Cox tea.
Everything I've got?
Ricky leads him and Gelaw had a.
Ginder Mine the Snowy Mountains in New South Wales. That's Brad Cox. I put my order in for a big black brad Cox T shirt for I was music T shirt day.
Thank you. Just just a big extra large black Brad Cox T shirt I was music T shirt. They not all got au to donate. What's the matter. How's your big Kylie one going?
Your big yellow car, big three e some yellow movement. It's amur even on me? Got you? I got your body out before.
How to kick the roy T shirt on for the purposes of the VID.
But you've taken your shirt off a lot and you've shown me your body a lot today. It's only been thirty three minutes and I've seen your hips three times.
Ki, Jim and Jay. It's one day. So let's check the meal.
RTJ at no BIRFM dot Comida you if you still email it all O four O nine r t j RTJ if you want a text or slide into our socials, if you'd like this one. I think this was tnyny tiny or tany sent a tany coincidence in for me because remember our tiny coincidences coincidence. I mean because I was listening to a SmartLess podcast ages ago at the exact same time they were recording it. Crazy It was fifteen minutes of ten am and it was nine forty five. There have been other ones, but I I've often said this about Joel's community. Love espress your community, love ice coffees walking around, love and.
Ice coff Yes, love iceed coffee.
To rattle it, Why is that, jermaime? Why do you guys like ice coffee so much?
Because it's a little bit bitchy and it's like you're a little bit bitchy.
Well, they've got it.
There's something to like gesticulate with.
Yeah, what do you say? Just escalate with? Just what? Just escalate?
Just escalate, gesticulate.
I'll gesticulate.
Yes, she's a lovely person.
Just escalate anyway, Just escalate.
Is that why you drink ice drink?
Can you actually not say that. Are you doing that on purpose?
I'm doing that on purpose. Can you just me I went to broadcast school. I know what I'm doing. She just escalate.
Small coincidence or tiny quincents. I'm listening to the podcast where you say Joel's community love and ice coffee.
This is tiny.
I mean Joe's community, and the macas worker was literally handing me my eyes.
Call me when you said it. I love a coincidence it love it.
Keep sending them me and I like tiny, not not earth shattering coincidence.
Little ones, any tiny little ones that maybe would pass you by if you weren't aware of tiny coincidence we.
Were talking about.
I was talking about how boring The Lord of the Rings is boring in the office, and then all of a sudden, Danny Rap's email went she got invited to the opening of The Lord of the Rings?
Was it a musical? Firstly? If I get that rs VP, no, I'll save everyone the time.
Just don't send it tiny coincidences, coincidence you've been on apps last week or pooy in farty apps. No, look, I'm trying to bring information to the people that may or may not help them and their gut health. So I was talking about the new cs I r O app which is called Chart Your Fart because they want to check your gut health. And look, yes, I'm a rule follower, as we know. So I obviously downloaded it.
I haven't used it yet because that is a bit weird.
It's a bit gross and also much.
You don't want to see my hips a work. I don't want to see how much you fart.
I don't because I'm a lady. So you guys made a joke saying last week that I was a bit gassy. I wasn't. I just moved on my chair and the chair made a noise. I didn't do anything.
I had those kind of noises like this, can you hear that? You do it again?
So last week I told everyone about this app, and Hailey has contacted us on Instagram and said.
Bing, by the way, the best first line of a message of.
The year, exactly, Hailey. If I could tell you what I really think of you, and if I could say the words that I want to say to you on the radio, I'm just I'm offriended word please. At eleven fifty three am, Hailey sent us a DM and said being a gassy girl like Ricky, and that's the end for me. That's the end.
Thank you, and said, but what was she doing? Has she done this?
She said, I was so invested in downloading chart your fart to track my daily duds, and this is my past week. Lame. It doesn't tell me what it means, but it's still fun. No judgment. For Wednesday, she was particularly LACTOSEI oh wow, I recently got diagnosed with IBS as a twenty six year old. Maybe for the sake of everyone else in the studio, you should get Ricky.
Testy got five.
Anyway, So yes, she had, she had a big day on Wednesday. She she's tracked all of her farts. And then she continued and said, my friends and I also use and this is a wonderful revelation for me. The poop map. You said, every time you've done pooh and describe what kind it is, and then it adds to a map and you and all your friends can see and like in comment, like it's a Facebook or Instagram, and it's all over the world where where you've been dropping your guts.
I learned a lot from doctor Oz and Oprah about your poos it's meant to come out like a letter of the alphabet.
When they pick up something and show you what it's to look. That's about the moment where I tune out.
Okay, no, thanks, well, thank you from one Gassy girl to another Gussie.
Thank you, Hailee Haley.
But thank you and for.
Everyone else getting in judged with us.
Guess what next? I've found out another reason that I am the same person as you Grant.
You're not going to believe it.
Ricky lead, Tim and Joel.
I love that on over all right, Ricky lates him and Joe. That's not Joel today.
Happy Monday, TG, I am my hundred bucks thanks to snapping for all our callers.
Just updating everyone. Joel has just landed in hober He's been delayed all day like myself. In case you're under we.
Have no nover in Hobart. So there you go.
Now he did heretic Hugh Grant's new film, Heretic. Okay, it's out now. I'm obsessed with Hugh Grant. I always have any but more recently we found out that him and I share some similarities.
Yeah, I love him even more now because he is exactly like you.
So he hates backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks. I don't like people with backpacks on their front.
And then I don't like people with backpacks and water bottles.
No, sootle.
I mean, I don't mind my Stanley at work, but I'm not wandering around with it. Okay, I don't. I got it. I went to the airport on the weekend. I didn't have to have my water with me.
Yeah, because you can get water anyway, exactly as my dad said, to drink out of the he is if you need to.
So anyway, So they were talking.
He was on SmartLess, one of my favorite podcasts apart from obviously the regular Tim and Job podcast, and introducing and they were talking about why horror movies are so big at the moment. This is really interesting because it gets people to the cinemas because people don't like being scared on their own or.
At home exactly.
They want to be They want to be scared and a shared expiperience. So that's why a lot of horror is coming back to the cinema, because it's not just all marvel and stuff like that.
So he's talking about that. So talking about his new movie and the fact that.
It's also available on streaming. And then this is now why I think you, Grant and I are the same person. Listen to this whole thing.
I can't understand the instinct of someone who says, I think I'll just hit home. That seems so utterly sad.
It is nice to not have to leave the house. I mean, I couldn't disagree with you.
More object in life is to get out of the house. I've always regarded home as hell.
I don't get it.
That's why I don't understand why everyone wants to work from home. I cannot imagine anything more drearrial, depressing, grand.
Being at home. I hate stopping, you hate sitting. You want watch TV at home?
No, I don't use my couch, A really nice couch. It really on it.
Wow, how is that the whole the whole reason for life is to get out of the house.
Yes, you, Grant, Yes, I would love to stay at home for seven days in a row. But no, that's your worst nightmare.
My worst nightmare is to be at home for seven I would say seven hours, because that's I guess that's sleeping.
But you barely do that.
How is that I don't think homies how I like being at home, went with the kids and stuff.
But you always prefer to go somewhere and do something rather than sit at home, whereas I say no to doing anything, so I can just be at home. And I always say, hey, do you want to come to more?
Tricky, leads him, Unchel, somebody stopping.
Shaboo. It's a bar song.
Hey, shaboos.
I wouldn't mind getting tipsy a bit later on.
A Monday, you calling it already had a big day.
To him blackwell, did you watch the Vegas Grand Prix yesterday?
I did. I did. My boy Max was stuff and one his fourth well jummy, yeah, fo in a row.
Yeah, that's an illustrious club. That's him.
Daniel Ricardo, No, sorry, Lewis Hamilton, Oscarstorians, Oscar Piastres.
Oh my god, that's the Blade Runner. Oh my gosh, Oscar. Okay, let's just do the glossies gloss Okay.
This is Paris Nelton and she has said that she has never had filler or botox or plastic surgery.
Yes, she was on a show. I have listen. She was on a little Poker.
I feel really proud that I'm all natural.
I've stayed out of the sun.
I've never done any photox, injectables, no surgery, nothing.
So her and zach Efron.
He had an accident, I know, but he had to have his jewelry.
Laughing it just because of think anyone who's had really obvious work I do. Yeah, okay, next Glossie, what's happening in here?
So, speaking of Formula one, Brad Pitt is the star of the new Formula one movie.
Which comes out.
When surely that comes out, I think middle of next year or early next year, due twenty seven. There we go and they've been filming on track whenever they're going all around the world, and they turn up and they film the movie on track. Lewis Hamilton's involved with it. I think he's one of the producers.
So they have some of the scenes.
Daniel Carter's probably retired. It's a sore spot for all of us that love Daniel Ricardo and Formula one.
So just leave us.
I love Daniel Ricardo. He has him around the podium.
Ever, yes you do eight times? Eight times times there eight times?
Okay, what's this?
Kim brad Pitt filming the Formula one movie has there's some footage that's just come out of him coming out of a car that's been crashed, and then he passes out, and it's all very dramatic. And that's what I wait to see.
What everyone thought he had fainted, and thinking he.
Fainted when there's a camera through around on a mat when they know they're filming the Formula one.
I'm happy this. This is your old mate, my old mate.
Yeah.
Here, here she comes Meghan Trainer.
Oh Megan. What's going on with Meghan is no?
Well, unlike Paris, guess what what?
She is discussing the fact that she will be going under the knife for cosmetic procedures very soon.
Do this.
I'm getting a boob job because my mommy boobies were full of milk and now they're empty, and then full of milk and now they're empty.
They got big, they got small, they got big, they got small.
I've lost some weight and I have SAgs on just like saggy sacks as boobs. I've always joked and said for years like I can't wait till I can get a boob job.
Yeah.
My sister said this exact same thing. She's had three kids and by the end of breastfeeding all of the three kids her. They were very, very sad looking, and you know, they were like a loose T shirt and she was so happy. My three XL Kylie yellow Homer Simpson T shirt and she got them done. She's never been happier.
Perfect. Hey, do it to do what you do? What makes you happy? Guys, do it? Last, glossy, what's happening here?
This is Taylor Swift and Kara Delavine.
Yes you may have mab bler, Yes they did. But guess what.
Car is?
Revealed in an interview with Nikki Glacier, who I love her.
She's a comedian, female comic, very good on the roast circuits.
Okay, oh yes, I know the one.
Yeah.
She moved in with Taylor after a horrible breakup.
Se Taylor is a girl's girl. Friend, is a good friend.
Yes, I'd love to move into Taylor's house.
Just fine.
Knockoff time and blood it up paid time.
Yes, CG, I am crank it. Thank god. Monday, Well, Monday looks good on you, ten.
An, Monday looks good on everyone, Like, get your head around Monday.
Yeah, Monday, yes, glass Monday, make up free Monday.
That's what I thought gorgeous. Right, I have my foundation on and stuff. I just scrubbed it off. I'm like, you know what not today, Satan?
Did you do an oil cleanser and then a regular clem so that your paws get really clean?
I just splash water on my face and pushed on in my day like I normally do. Well, look, any true any notes?
None?
Tens across the board?
Thirteen twenty four tens? How about that? Callus? Now, let's blitz. Let's blitch some.
Snapple cash, A hundred buckstacks to snap forrale care.
Chris Strut like nobody's watching.
Get what you want when you want to snaple dot commody you the home for five sized payments.
Let's give away some cash to start the week.
Yea, guys, come on? Wow? Well well hello.
Everybody, Hello everybody. We normally did this on Fridays. But hey, d how are you hello?
On?
Good guys? How are you just wonderful?
What's on for the week? Anything fun?
Is?
What's the one thing you're looking forward to this week?
I've got my work Christmas pardy tomorrow, which is really early, but let's.
Go Tuesday, Tuesday. I don't want to spend any money whoever you are for.
Venues a cheap on Tuesdays, we'll have one hundred bucks from us D High Christina.
Hello, how are you wonderful? How are you?
I'm good.
I just finished work, so I'm very happy.
I'm punished for the day.
Yep, very happy for the day.
All right, he's one hundred bucks from Snaffle. Congratulations. Now, Peter, over to you the thing you're looking forward to most this week?
I would have to say the Shepherd's ty tonight when I get.
Home from work.
Did you plan that this morning? Is someone making it for you? Are you making it? There's a lot of questions there.
Sorry, Peter, Yeah, it was planned.
I think the wife's got to take all the credit for it. It's not my doing.
Is Shepherd's beef and cottage lamb? Or is it the other way around?
Good questions, because it is.
Shepherd's Pie beef and then Cottage Pie's lamb. Maybe I don't know. I have one hundred bucks thanks to snapping. I'm sorry.
Wow, you've been hanging out with me too long asking.
Really boring question. Oh my god, I forgot where I was for a second.
One more quick, Alison, Hello, a hundred bucks from you or for you thanks to Snaffle, and.
One more Hello b Anchor, Hello, you got.
A hundred bucks to have a great week.
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B Anchor, Thank you so much.
Ricky leads him and Joel.
Too cool for skills, not that you're interested, but cottage Pire's ground beef shepherd's pie is lamb or mutton, and I reckon the cottage pie had the potatoes on top because you're rich, you lived in the cottage fancy And now the old timey radio show comes to an end.
Old yeldie recipes with Bluffer's cottage Pie.
Shepherd's you ever made either?
Yeah, it's just mashed potato to mate, not really a pie. Where's the pastry, bro No pastry, it's lazy pie.
Fricky leads him and Joel.
Et cetera.
If you can't scrape barbecue shapes out of your gums in front of your friend, then what's the point.
It was just so, and then your whole hand was in your mouth.
Whole hand was my whole index finger.
Your whole hand was in your mouth, and you were just like schme.
Around my barbecue shaped co collagulating what's the word coagulating? Agulating? Calculating slating.
Okay, let's talk about this. This sounds hellish. How much nothing can you actually do? Twenty four tens out number? How good are you at nothing? We've talked a lot with you about bed rot, which to me is hideous.
Well, that's what Joel calls it, and that's what you know, the young kids, what the youths call it. I just call it doing nothing. I love doing.
Nothing, and to you, but you are doing nothing in bed. To me, bed is literally sleeping and maybe one other thing. I'm not hanging out in there all day eating toast, watching.
Weekend sunrise love. I love having a bar me in there, getting me crumbs all over the joint.
I love just a whole day in bed waking up. The only time I get up is to go to the fringe and toilet. Obviously in bed I.
Would past you. You're steaming three forties now.
Hey, But I love doing nothing so much. I can spend like so much time doing nothing. But there is a competition in South Korea that is you worst nightmare. It's the Space Out competition, which challenges participants to relax completely for as long as they possibly can. This is the part that gets me.
Look at them.
I know, no homelet's my favorite?
Oh my goodness.
So they are not allowed to laugh, check their phones, talk or do anything. I like doing nothing but scrolling, or like watching TV and just chilling out. But they're not allowed to do anything, and they have to maintain absolute stillness and silence for ninety minutes. You could never I couldn't do that. Can you imagine not talking for ninety minutes by your When you're by yourself, I talk and sing. Yeah, I would think.
Yeah, sometimes I sing what I'm doing, We're going here to the bushing machine.
Yeah, I do.
Because also that's how I don't think about anything. It's a real easy way to not walk around all sad sacky, just sing through life. So get those off the beam.
I wish kids could clean up after them.
And the kids do that too. They sing as they're doing things too, and.
Do they also do their eddie vedder her.
Yea on the trafore.
So these guys for ninety minutes have to do nothing. They can't fall asleep otherwise they disqualified. But I thought this was What was cool about this story is that it's a It was an artist that basically wanted to do the competition almost like an installation, like it was a performance in the middle of this crazy, busy city of.
Soul, almost like a flash mob but with no flash.
But doing absolutely nothing amongst all the chaos. There's just this absolute stillness and so cool bloody.
Artists in a world of things is just so busy.
So busy.
Just stop to stop from come on.
I just want.
Thank God, it's moll.
Day, all right, all right.
This is a great song I found on the weekend. It's by BB Why BB Why? I love a funny name.
I love a funny name so much. Now, this guy, Jerry Lee, he's a TikToker and he's applied to over a hundred jobs using a joke name, a made up name on his TV to see how much attention recruiters pay to each application.
Now, the name that he's given is kismer nurts Kiss.
He got thirty six responses, thirty of which were rejections things, oh my god, and six.
It's so ridiculous, Kisma kismas good luck.
Ricky leads him and Joel.
I don't want to say I have egg on my face, but I know when I'm wrong.
And that song was the fastest song to reach one billion streams on Spotify.
I've never been happier to see a start come out in my whole life. Knowing how much you hate that song.
I just can't stand it. And I love both the artists like I do. But that's the stat and that's thank you.
In fact, Well, is there another thing that you've learned recently?
Well?
Been jeeped? Why do you think that I'll read you this sentence because he's.
The story and also you said it like it was a made up word.
Well, I've never seen it written like this before.
So Aldi the supermarket has released a dupe pardon of Kylie Sparkling Rose.
But wait, you're such a boomer that you didn't know what a duke.
Wants to know what it is? But who says dupe?
Everyone? How all of us? But when it's a jep, this perfume is a dupe for that one.
And I'm talking about.
Up now, what do you think? Because here are the bottles and side by side there's Kylie's Sparkling Rose and then there's Rosalie.
It's Rosalie Coats de Provence Rose.
My friend, that was that was beautiful.
Province rose.
That was a dupe of a French Jackson.
The bottle label and even the font bear a striking resemblance to Kylie's. Right now, Kylie's Rose for twenty five dollars, which I've tasted it. That's twenty bucks too much. I've actually never tasted well Ouri cells for six teams. I'd love to taste those. Kylie's team are reportedly considering legal action. The spokesperson Variality the quickly. He said that that Sam blind tasted both them.
It was blind when he tasted them. He blind tasted both of them and said, they're so similar in taste and color. How do you know that the same in color of his blind folded.
Maybe after the fact he opened.
His blind tastes and they look exactly the same. They're completely identically in taste. I guess, yeah, but I don't know that don't look that's similar.
Well, I wouldn't mind tasting them. I haven't tried Kylie. I know we're friends with Kylie and stuff like that, and I'm a little friends with a lot of gay men. That would be a surprise to most people.
Have you had Kylie's Rose, but you have a couple of bottomized brunch with the boys.
And the girls.
Would you use a training kid for that bottomless brunch? Thank God, I'm gonna ask.
This question because my mum loves Aldi wine. Okay, so are you a booze flues for Aldi? I want this to be an add what's your go to? What is your go to booze at Aldie? This is not an ad for Aldi, but let's just do it. Do it how much it is what it tastes like.
We'll give you a hundred bucks next to Snapple.
It's so convenient.
Also, I love it, Ricky leads him and Joel.
Somebody stop it. There's a song for you, Matema. It's Alena all right, it's on Monday afternoon. We're talking about Aldi blues, booze booze.
When we get the blues, after you.
Have the booze, what's what?
Homer Simpson says, alcohol the cause and solution for all of life's problems.
Like that. I do like that a lot. Not as good as the catchphrase we came up during that song.
No, that's it.
If you're a personal trainer and your client's name was Ain. Okay, so Carly and I has got a rose.
It's not for everyone. That's all right. It's yummy, though, but.
You've had it. You haven't had it.
I have had it, Yes, I have had it, and you didn't love it.
I like it.
It's okay. I'm not a mad rose guy.
You just want a rose girl.
I don't think it was designed for me. No, no, But Aldi have also got a rose out sixteen bucks.
I think it is Rosalie.
Yeah. And it looks very similar the font on the bottle, the color is the same, the shape of the bottle is very similar.
It's a gep and Sam Carborn blind tastes in it, and he said they look exactly the same. He was blind the good blind tastess. Thank you very much for you for that, Sam. Okay, So my mum is all across Aldi wine.
She loves it. I think it's like five six bucks. It's pretty crazy.
Yeah, my friends, some of my friends buy champagne from it.
Actually, okay, all right, Havana, we are talking booze at Aldi.
This is not now. If you are just joining us, share it with us. What do you recommend? Hi?
What do you love?
I really love the Audi Gin Advent calendars that they bring out around Christmas time.
Stop up advent.
Yes, so I used to work for AUDI as a deputy manager two years ago, and every year they bring out kind of alcohol advent calendars. So it's only about for twelve days. But they brought out a gin one and I'm a bit of a dry gen gal myself, so I really, I really like to try the different typogins they have available.
And then by Christmas Day he's so depressed.
You couldn't possibly have any more.
Oh I like that, Thank you? Watch this one. This is Dan's just giving me this.
Do welcome because up and solution to all of life's problem.
Think good stuff Home.
I love Homer.
Okay, Okatie, Katie, Hello, we want you to be an Aldi booze flus.
What do you got for us?
Sure?
I absolutely love the pino grassios for four.
Dollars ninety nine. It's a blah, it's a blood and peanot gracio. Is it dry or sweet? It's dry? Oh good? I love it.
You know what?
Today today I compel that I've got on the air, but I actually lost my.
Job today and I'm feeling so good that I'm going to go home and actually smash out my pino gracio.
From you who needs a job anyway, Katie, it's for losers, all flusesloses.
Good any Katy.
I'm not going to be recommending if you're going through a hard time to go home and get smashed. But if that's what you want to do, like, make sure, make sure you're safe, do you boo?
You boo? Okay, Penny? Hi, guys, can I say my favorite three people of the week so far? Already? Are my aldiboos? Please?
Talking about alcohol?
I love it.
I am a bit of a boozy.
I do like to drink an awful lot of wine, and I do have to say the Hires Precious Earth is deep best and.
The only red wine I drink now, and it's only three dollars.
Okay, We're going to have to do some research. Okay, yes, look better than any other one, any other red wine I.
Need to find now. Thank you, Penny, I love that's huge.
Wow, my gosh, let's become cheap drunks kiss from a rose.
Ricky leads him until it.
Ben Lambbell come up next, Aaron Richard for Smalls. I noticed there was a lack of the small zenata around here today. Very quiet small h I love smally No Joel, I mean, come on, what's going on, guys?
Bloody hell? I mean they also get caught up in the fog in Melbourne.
I'm not sure.
Maybe under the weather. You're going to finish off with one of radio's great games.
Lookike, Yes, we're doing unfortunate look alikes.
Love this so much.
What is that?
That's his guitar, isn't it? Yes, like it's rock set guitar.
Love this song so much. In two thousand and three, group of Russian lawyers reportedly planned a lawsuit against Warner Brothers, who produced the Harry Potter movies, because they claimed that the character Dobby. Have you watched Harry Potter?
No, I've watched one of them because the rest of them get a bit scary for the kids. I'm watching them with kids because when I was when they were coming out, I was not They weren't made for me.
Beebupping and scattering.
Yeah, I was drinking cruisers, wearing like wearing shiny shiny dress shirt.
G HD and your fringe, Yeah, leaping into the side.
You're trying to get to the casino.
Wearing wearing jeggings or.
Actually wearing a black suit, black shirts, silver tire trying to get to the establishment in Sydney and drink Crown Lagers for fifteen dollars.
Oh my gosh, Crown Markers, thickest drink ever the office. Yeah yeah, yeah, big big day, Big day. So Dobby. There's a character in Harry Potter and apparently.
Dobby looks like for anyone, have you got a picture of Dobbie. I know it's a big day.
Look behind you looks like Vladimir Putin. Yes, don't you think? No, you don't think it looks alike at all?
But not at all. There's no similarities.
Okay, well there was a lawsuit because of the similarities where it.
Is just like Kylie like there.
That is ridiculous. They don't look anything like each other. They do.
You know.
He's an animated character, but he pretty much looks like it.
That's for the break.
Oh my god, that's so similar. The BBC also made a rupole of about five and a half thousand votes, and just over fifty four percent agreed that Putin and Dobby were separated at birth. Now we wanted to talk about this because you also have a couple of lookalikes, one from the Lord of the Rings, and the other a female comedian.
I think the female comedian, don't.
Yeah, the phonos you are basically you are basically a perfect yes cross between Tina Fee and Frodo Baggins.
Elijah Woods, Frodo Bagans, Frodo Bagan. Don't you think like that?
And I thought about it too, And I thought about there were some people for a little while. Yeah, and I love her, I love her, but there were some people that head that I look a little bit like Julia Gillar. I don't know. I was really offended.
Oh my god, your mouths are exactly the same. Right.
She's amazing and I love her, and she's a strong, powerful woman. Look at that, it's gorgeous.
That's unbelievable.
I never saw the resemblance, but now I do.
The only thing that's not similar to you two is I sat next to both of you on a plane before, and Julia was in economy, and I've never sat next to you in economy.
That we'll see, to my god like friend. Nice even then, get some of that Aldi wine.
I'm racing home. That was three dollars sixty one, Ben Leamonbell Next you said it, U
