Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelWe kick off with a UK mum charging her family $300 per head for Christmas dinner. With a profit margin included, is she savvy or just Scrooge-y? The debate got heated! Meanwhile, we dissect a hilariously awkward workplace harassment training video that’s gone viral, leaving us crying with laughter.
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour continues to shatter records, becoming the first billion-dollar tour in history. And in a class act, Taylor gave $308 million AUD in bonuses to her crew. Swifties, unite—you don’t want to miss these details!
In Glossys, we talk Golden Globes controversy, Beyoncé’s surprise red carpet moment at the Mufasa premiere, and Chris Rock making headlines for a dramatic party exit.
Welcome to the par Gays.
My trench coat is slipped down the chair.
What's trench mouth?
Trench mouth isn't that trench foot?
Trench mouth isn't it?
Trench mouth isn't good. But my trench mouth is always caught in the chair. What's your excuse?
It just slipped down. A bit of slippage, A bit of.
Slippage back here bringing giant big coats into the studio. Actually, I went.
In today to do voice over the Australian Idol and I wear this black trench coat that it's but it's not that thick look to it, touch it, it's not that. It's just And the reason I wear it is because I basically just wear leggings and a T shirt.
And you dress it up.
I feel like you Yeah, but you're a pop star, the foundation whatever you want.
Yeah, But I just when I, you know, walk out the door for the day, I like to look like I'm putting some effort in.
But I'm just wearing basically the gym. It covers your whole body.
Very comfy, isn't it. I like it right.
It's got pockets, yeah, anything in those pockets?
Nope, No, not anymore.
I always have to see it all around the neck.
There's like foundation because you have to blend all the way down down your neck your foundation so it.
Gets on the Can you put that do the wasist thing? Please do it properly, stripper.
I know like you're gonna tell me, like wash your waist is.
The gods, it's amazing.
Get a girl.
You need is a little a little Yankees hat and.
Pull all your lashes out and we're fine.
Away. Pull out all my eye put.
My cart right back, rock a couple of e's in your hand.
Paint my car from black to white. It'll be worth like like, oh, that's fine, all right, we'll enjoy the podcast. Guys like keep this actually, can you give me one of these?
That's brilliant. Enjoy the podcast by friends.
This is Ricky late Tim and Joel.
It's like it's Tim Well, it's Joel Creasy.
It's the game.
Yes, Guilty is charge the best I think it could be the best show.
This is the best.
Friends.
Wow, be the up and about party shouting.
Damn, here we go, naughty girl. Welcome to Tuesday Afternoon.
Dude.
Hey, ladies, I mean it feels weird not having Taylor Swift's ears in the background.
I know.
Yesterday well you know how I had a theory because you know, she didn't really do anything at the end. We went off air thinking there's gonna be big announcement, like.
Yes, I went and spoke to ben leem Bella said it's up to you.
Guys, yeah, to inform the nation.
Yeah, form the nation.
So and then I'm like, I was convinced, Yeah, do one more show, one more big show, like she's not from Canada, she'll go back back to her roots. I didn't.
I didn't agree with you on that. I thought it was going to be the documentary.
Come and I'll show you something. My daughters here coming coming to the studio very quickly. I need to show you guys something because now I know why it's final and is done.
Oh see if you.
Work it out on the back of both shirt.
Can you show me the back of your T shirt?
Bo, look at the look at the last two days.
Little Toronto and Vancouver.
What does what does TV mean?
Taylor's version?
Taylor's version, that's why she finished in those cities.
It's all over kill.
You do that, grise bumps, Oh my god, I actually done.
You Vancouver. You're Swift.
I know we've lost you, but.
Can I say something? You know how we work in an industry where we have ideas. Imagine having that idea but then having to execute it and then years ago.
You're not that years ago that idea.
But that's what she does all the time, in every single thing that she does. There are all these easter.
Eggs in everything that she does.
And you never know, you guys, stepause karma is the sun.
Love Taylor so much, Swifty, you've got you about to burst in.
You don't know what that's nice?
Anyway, No one move on. She's not dead.
You're swifty. Imagine how excited going to be?
Imagine how excited to be when the new new album comes out here?
This will be fine. Next, let's talk frugal families around Christmas, shall we? Because it's tweet. Oh yeah, but it was also about a very tweet lady. Tweet later.
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Ricky leads him and call for skills.
Thanks David and David and Avera coming over from barbecue.
David, who get her?
Max?
We're just talking about Canada affair, about the Taylor tour and stuff. And you've been to Montreal how many times?
Been to Montreal? Eight times? But I've never been anywhere else in Canada. I've never been through another city. I don't think I've always coming from the East coast.
I've just had saying to you, I have no interest in Canada at all.
You know nothing about it. Interests the food, nothing, the things to see, the people.
What do I feel? Lovely?
Lovely, oh my god, beautiful sight, beautiful sceneryautiful out unlike outdoor. I think it might's a bit of New Zealand from what I've seen.
But I guess what I'm saying is pick one thing, though. What should I see there? Don't just say see the snow.
But you said you don't want to spend the amount of money it would cost to get to just go there. But I said, but maybe you can just pop in there for a couple of days.
But you could go to Alaska.
Wonderful people fly over I'll Aska one day.
You can go.
People on the way to somewhere else, may do a little multi city, multi stop city trip thing.
People still do around the world. Tickets where you can buy you have to stop it like different, that's fine.
I was looking at that recently.
They're actually amazing, really, they really are. When you think about the value for money to get to so many places around the world, it's it's unbelievable.
I was actually going to do it.
A little tip for young travelers today. You go to jump onto the flight center app or something the world.
I think it is. Isn't it the one jet.
Every day? Because it's like there's own many little numbers.
And also if you make a mistake and you have to go back, it's like making a wrong turn in Sydney, it takes you half an hour to get back to where you were to start.
Just to make a little chack.
Yes, yes, all right, from around the world trips to Next we're going to talk about frugal families and you've got a story for us next Thirday twenty four teen. Though how tight is your family just in general, doesn't have to be this time of year. Just in general, frugal families want to hear from you. After Avici here on Nov.
It's Ricky Late, Tim and Joel Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel on nov.
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Level beautiful paper. Oh it is. It's very smooth. It's like a freshly shorn leg.
This Joel would not be the paper of a frugal family.
No, that's people paper.
Yeah.
Are you having a frugal Christmas? Or are you even turning a prophet? Perhaps? How's this?
This mum in the UK named Carla, she's she's promised to host Christmas dinner for her family. She she's done it regularly. She has fifteen people around.
That's a big party.
That is That is a bit. That's a fair bit de caatering.
That's it.
That's two turkeys.
I think how many kilos of prawns? Is fifteen people? Confused? Because I would aid a killer prawns myself.
Yeah, what depends how many people? Maybe somethingple in your family allergic to shellfish?
Yes, and not everyone eats a kilo.
Well, what I'm trying to say is, though.
I'd tell like five kilos.
Family fifteen prawn eats five kilos. I agree with Ricky, Yeah, how many oysters? It depends how you know you want to get you know, I'll say three h four h that's nice rocks finger lime on.
Well, I think Carla's doing always because Carla's complained about Cozie lives get it. You know, it's hitting everyone explaining that it's not cheap feeding people. And it also takes a lot of time to put together a nice meat, don't it. Then yeah, maybe she's the best cook.
Love's entertaining, but it is exhausting. It takes a lot of time and a lot of effort.
And it's costly.
It's very expensive to put on a big party for lots of people. As you know, Joel.
Oh, I know, you know I love throwing a party. But my mum always does the Christmas Day cooking and we've often been like should someone else do it? But you know it's like, why would you bend your best player in the Grand Final, you know, the super Bowl?
Your mum's like Sam Kerve, Yeah, except she's fit to play.
She hasn't done her a cl again.
Yeah, you know, Mum, I love I love you, but you know, this is a big day. We want we want to be our number one, you know whatever they call it draft pick. There we go out on the field now. So Carlas, She's revealed she'll be charging her family members. I would if my mom did this, I'd be like, okay, mom, her family members three hundred dollars. That's Australian for a turkey dinner and one glass of champagne and.
Per head, per head.
Karla then revealed that the three hundred dollars includes a profit margin. Of course it does, saying I kind of like this. She's very upfront of her She says, everything I do here she is Ellen's coming for lunch chicken pie.
Well, I'm going to do the UK now with their brown hair.
Oh yeah, and that like in that house that flooded the other day. Everything I do is for profit. And my family understand that.
Even she charges them and takes a.
Profit, she takes a profit.
That is some serious hustler business right right.
Her justification, she says, it wouldn't be any cheaper if you went to a restaurant or hotel for a Christmas Day meal? So why should I be out of pocket?
I mean pop down to your local markers. It's a bit cheaper.
Oh yes, I loves cheap thrills, gay or how frugal is your family?
Once upon a.
Time, my aunt gave me baby.
Baby Why do you get a lot of chafe?
Gale Johnson and Johnson would help me for Christmas?
I love baby powder.
Baby powder, you just you know, give you a little dad.
Oh my gosh, my dad used to put that on a Yeah, yeah, that's that. And the Imperial leather soap. That was the smell of my dad.
It's like in a role.
Oh my god, that's so funny. That just unlocks so many cool memories.
It must have been a real thing of that generation of men, and like powder around there around their inner thighs, and imperial leather soap, imperial leather and tupe. Oh yeah yeah, there wasn't after shave it, I think not with my dad. You're done.
I don't think so was a mental sexual like Terry.
No, No, he's not like Terry. No pearl necklace on Richard. Terry would like dis Max Black Jerry. Hello, frugal families, Jerry.
If if my mom can't use her Flybys points to purchase a Christmas presents, we ain't getting them.
I am your subsessed.
I just went to fill up my car at the petrol station and I was devastated because I didn't have like ten times points.
Off of Oh no, but how do you use your points?
I try.
I put them over to my Velocity points so that they can do that. It's wonderful, and then every day rewards you can put that on contents.
You girls across all of it.
Look at you, little swift, you quite about.
To burst into tea.
You don't know.
It's nice. Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel driving you home on over.
I've touched myself.
What a song, What a wonderful song, and it makes me laugh knowing what we're about to talk about, what I'm about to play you.
I love that you've chosen this song.
And a little shout out Christy Ampler too. I actually stayed near her lane in Melbourne on the weekend. Yeah Lane, Yeah, I know this is very funny because what you're about to present it to us, it's so good.
It's so good now obviously, sexual harassment is no laughing matter. We all know this, and it's why workplaces take it so seriously. But you know, sometimes when you're in meetings all day and there's work and there's paperwork, and there's emails and there's meetings, and it's all the chat is just.
Sometimes you need to get.
A bit creative to help things sink in for everyone involved.
I always think things sinking better with the song always, you know, like jingles like Winsome with the y or the Blind Factory.
We all remember.
I will say that, Yeah, we all remember a cute little jingle jingle, which is why a workplace has gone viral on Instagram for posting a video from their sexual harassment training. And like I said, it's not a funny matter, but this is so funny.
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No, come on, guys, Fricky lead him and Joel.
I love that.
On No.
Very soon, we're gonna award you with some cash thanks to your good friends. It overrates, right.
I thought you met me because you were looking at me in the eyes, and I got really excited you're going to give me.
Some cat You've got to know you don't have to. We're good enough. We want to reward people.
We want to reward our wonderful listeners.
But breaths is great, right, you can pretty much get anything on no breathsh God, it's I don't know how I live without it now, No, that's it. But we want to know now what you accidentally ate, like pretty much what you shouldn't have eaten? Accident?
Yeah, my grandma accident down eating cheese accident.
You never know when your grocery accidentally eat.
Well, I swallow some of my grandma when more scattering her ashes told you Dan Murphy's in Mandra strong win because we had to, you know, leave it arrested a favorite place, Dan Murphy's, and and the wind picked up and blew straight back into our mouth and I got a big, big mouthful of nan.
That's beautiful job, Keith Richard snorted his dad.
Yeah, I know, how did none taste bitter?
That's a bit a bit like her, isn't that unique?
Right on right on brand with for me real.
I've also been to Dan Murphy's Manader twice. That was her day.
She I think you should go there twice a day.
Well.
Authorities responded to a healthcare health scare, even involving a ninety year old Bobby. Now Bobby loves his yogurt.
Oh, Bobby, grown man that loves yogurt. I've never heard of that.
But also Jermaine, grown man eating dairy stuff after a certain agees like queens. It's like a banana. It's like, so if you're if you're a kid, have a banana. If you're an adult, why.
What should you have in place of banana? That's so convenient? It comes self.
What's a manly fruit? Like an apple?
Yellow necktarine?
A yellow necktary heard of?
Oh my god, you are.
No but Jamaine.
What I do love about our lovely Jamaine is that you don't just put it in a bowl and eat it, which is I would think more of an adult way to eat yogurt.
He has it out of the pouch like a four year old, like one of those.
At An adult way to eat yogurt is in private work.
When it's his, when it's his afternoon snots.
Five pm yogurt time, yap full of probiotics. It's like I saw a boke eating like drinking, and like drinking a glass of milk last week.
I love milk, you know, I love milk.
What is going on?
And I put expired yogurt in my hair. It's good for your hair. What just like a little hair mask? Yeah, strengthens the hair and the split ends.
Oh god, you learned something every.
Day, you guys with the yogurt. And you've both both got something in common, by the way.
Yeah, both incredibly good looking with great hair, great skin.
And also so you'd be a favor.
So you eating yogurt, it's now you can't have it.
Now.
You won't see me eating yogurt because I'm an adult.
The yogurt thing has to go on your anyway.
Bobby accidentally, instead of eating his yogurt, consumed half a eat or a paint. You paint this morning? He goes, Apparently I paint this morning, Bobby. Yeah, Bubby, his.
Lips is stained green.
Insides are up to.
Fake to me. But anyway, that's funny.
It's full of toxins, isn't it.
Eat heaps of pain?
Remember the yogurt, the fancy yogurt when you're a kid, where you had like the jelly bit or the granola on one side.
Then you flipped it over. Oh yes, break out, break open.
So ritzy to have that.
Because it keeps it press, it doesn't get soggy.
Yeah. Oh wow. No one or I'd say, yo, hey, Wendy, what did you accident?
I ate my mom's best friend bread milk.
Oh mom's friends.
Sweet.
She mixed it them baby porridge and it was left overside.
Just ate it, not knowing well.
The good thing is it's not going to do anything bad to you. If anything, it's going to be great.
It's come from your best friend's mom's breast, my mom's dead friend's breast. We've been in contact with your mum's best friend. Yeah, and your best friend's mum. I know, I spent any time with my best.
Friends, my best friend's mum.
I've got so much breast milk in my freezer, my best friend and every now and then I pull it out and take photos of it.
And she said, oh, save that want.
Okay, Kate accident down eating cheese? What did you accidentally eat? O?
Goodday, guys. It wasn't me, it was my ex mother in law. She told us the story that she reached for a packet of Sultana's late at night without the light on it and with a bit perplexed as to its texture and consistency. And when she turned the light on she discovered it with pantry moss, chrysalises and larvae.
What moth larvae?
Yes, lying around little crispy little egg.
Oh wow, they look a bit like maggot.
I don't know exactly what you're talking about. They're the things that are always like on the floor in the cup.
Oh my god.
That's tip for you players. Turn the light on.
Yep.
Yeah, we used to get anything in your mouth. Turn the light on the phone.
Deal with the lights on, all right?
Next from things you accidentally ate, things that you should be eating. Thanks for your good friends, and over eats a shot at two thousand dollars.
After post my line, Ricky leads him and Joel, somebody stop it.
Over, I'll post what belong what don't belong to me? Well, two grand at the moment to give two grand doesn't belong to you at the moment, But it's just about to do you get it because this way you could score score your share of ten thousand bucks. Because this year we don't want you to half past Christmas. I mean, Joel's talking about this frugal, frugal lady at the start of the show.
We don't want you to do be like Karla he was turning a profit on a Christmas Day lunch.
Cheeky bugger. Let's given me a few ideas.
I know, I'm going to charge my family for jokes.
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Don't half ass it, no, full us.
Let's go for it to.
Look a lot like Chris.
Now, remember there's two grand to give away to our best or we can split it up if you want, but I would suggest today, let's got to go in the full two k. I think so, because you know what, it's too grand.
It's too grand.
It's a couple of loads of prawns and a couple of bottles of chance.
Yeah, well you know well trained years on this, of course.
On the question is is do you want someone to go really hard like seeing it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas like metal style, or.
Are we going for like perfect pitch.
I just don't want you to half ask it, okay, and orders.
We'll be able to tell.
Yeah, we can hear. We're like Paula and Simon.
Cow Oh my god. Reference. I love that era of American idols. That's when Ryans wasn't annoying. Yes, can't stand him anymore. I used to like Ryan Seacrest, and now I'm like, you know what, enough, he's amazing.
He's a mogul. He he's a wonderful TV.
Radio show. Sucks over there.
I wish you were all like run.
It's boring and it sucks. Who was he married to that?
The girl from Julian Half? Yes, I think that ended team half.
I was team half, not the half, not the half.
He's a muggle.
Okay, Tory, Sorry, back to this, don't half asked? Is okay? Ready?
This is it?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Sorry, okay, that's interesting. Sorry I didn't mean to him. Okay, Daniel.
Beginning to look a lot like.
Locked up thereon impressed.
A guy. Sarah, bring it home.
It's big inklas like Christmas.
White instruments, slow running? Can we can we?
I think?
I think, Sarah, Well, they are well done.
Wonders relations. I know that easy? What do you get to know?
No?
Worry really made that your own? Sarah love her?
Do you plays the gun?
I wish you were?
Ricky leads him, and Jill, I mean.
That beat still peaking duck Darren Hayes cool that he's got a book out. So did I see him do the rounds?
Yes?
You did?
You did?
You did?
You did? I can't tell you the name of it?
Was like, how many more times can she say?
You did? Did?
You?
Did?
You did?
I was trying to cover up the your coughing?
Now is it called unlovable? Am I unlovable? Because I've just had unlovable.
Brutal with the latter unlovable to unlovable.
All right, let's just get it.
It came out overnight gold Globe nominations. This came out actually, and it came out before midnight. And you were like yesterday, like you tomorrow, tomorrow. It came out before midnight.
I was right.
Golden Globe nominations are out. There's lots of nominations for the Bear, lots of nominations for Demi Moore's films. That's suh, Yeah, that was sever yeah, something like that. And of course, very excitingly Wicked nominated the Best Picture and both Witches nominated in their respective categories and favorites to win.
But oddly the director missed out on Bessie.
Direct John Chu. If everyone's saying it's a bit of a they they forgot to add him to the list.
Can figure out.
I know there was last year everyone was upset that Gretag didn't get nominated for Barbie. So there's maybe is it because these films are less kind of serious actory drama.
I think it is a bit more than Barbie, though, but it is in two parts, so maybe they're waiting to see what he does with the second part, to see if he can pull off.
The whole field. I feel this is just all the downhill slide for Wicked because Amelia Perez, Amelia Perez, the one that Selenda Gomez has got ten nominations. Yeah, and then another one that I think what's the name of, the Timothy Chalameae one, the Bob Dylan one that's going to clean up. They reckon as well. Okay, that's what I've heard.
So Onana I was nominated.
Yes, yes, of course it was sounding desperate. The San Diego San Diego Film Festival all had their awards. All the Witches won those awards. They've won all the lead in so far.
I think Selena Gomez is going to win all the acting awards though, Oh my god, are we going to do this the next month.
Angelina Jolie's film also is apparently very good.
She's going to I'm never telling you what I like every again.
You will.
You love it.
It's not going to be completely different.
I'm going to go and see I'm going to go and see Wicked next week. Okay. Yeah, I got your Hots gold card for the year again, don't pay for it, refuse to give them any money. Yeah, I'll take care Okay, next, Gli, come on, let's do this.
Oh this is our Blue Ivy.
Now she.
Blue? Now she's in more fassa Is that right?
Sure?
Is the new Disney animation.
That no one really needed.
But anyway, I know the Blue Ivy is in it. And she just sit the red car but with her parents.
And beyond.
Look amazing, look at all.
Look how tall Blue is.
She's a little baby and she's like almost as she's tall Beyonce. No, I think she's Blue twelve.
Are you serious? And she's taller.
Beyonce and almost as tall as Jay. And it was, it was, It was a big thing.
There's a lot going on currently with the Carter family, shall we say, But I think this was a very much a defiant show of strength in the face of the allegations that are out there.
But yeah, they look amazing on the red carpet.
I'm taller than as well, because if I'm taller than Beyonce, he's quite a.
Bit taller than and Beyonce. It's got a heel.
I've got a big dread sticking out of his head.
His shoulders, though only a little bit beyond.
One point eight Are you am? I tall as Z.
I thought jay Z was really tall. I'm taller than you one seven night. You know you're Joel Joels Jazz of this Z.
Yeah, you're blue you are day Z. Next, what's happening here?
Oh, Chris Rock?
Oh he left a party billionaires party.
Yes, Australian holiday party in New York. Yes, joke, a controversial joke. He was being filmed and he said that wasn't supposed to be taped. That's how old school, pushing through the crowd to exit.
Oh wow, Comics are getting very thinny about getting filmed these days.
Well, because you can't test any of the material out right, you can't push the But like, isn't comedy part of trying to find where the line is and where the edges and how far you can go?
And then remember someone's sitting at home on TikTok saying about a context doesn't really make sense.
Yeah, and you have to be able to feel safe enough to be able to do that and to go there, and then maybe.
No one in every thousand comics can afford that that technology and you know, cloaking phones at doors and stopping people every other comic playing comedy clubs. We just have to totally. But I also think it's a hope for the.
Best with people like people like him, the steaks of getting canceled are so high because there's so much on the line to start with, Like.
I love a storm out same Maybe maybe he didn't have a closer that was his closer. I love this show. You were going to love this so much because it's brilliant.
This is Lady Gaga. I don't know what the news is.
Okay ready. In an interview with Rolling Stone, she's revealed her fiance got her a very cool Valentine's gift. Listen to this.
Michael Bilt a home studio for Valentine's Day.
He said, I have a surprise for you, and he turned his office into a music studio.
I mean it's kind of romantic.
And then in that studio listened to this. She played Rolling Stone the ice leaded vocals for disease. Go to the ads of listener, disease.
It looks like a house and starry boards.
Yes, how good?
All right, we'll see after this.
Love your step, take this job and sure.
Walk men. This is really yes on over.
Until the down. Oh yeah, Tuesday last week? Are we calling it?
No?
Really do you want to call it.
Last week.
Some people already on holidays.
True, not snow.
We lived to broadcast some big Tuesday energy up in here.
Hello feel Okay, it's up to you.
I want when are we going to see you in real life?
Joel c I are our Thursday.
So we call lot tomorrow tomorrow. Then it's basically because then Thursday. Guess what I can taste.
You don't say that, that's disgusting.
I'm just playing Taste by spreend Carpenter.
I can taste you.
What's on bum plane? I do like it? Go ahead, trying to hit the song. Okay, you know what, you do it, you do it.
This is our Taste by Sapreena Carpenter.
Yeah, that's not a number one.
Ricky leads him and Joel on over its Sabrina Carpenter, who has just earned her first multi platinum album in the US with Of Course Short and Sweet, We Know It, We Love It, Espresso six times platinum, five times platinum, Sorry Please Please Please, three times platinum, Taste two times platinum, Your Together, and the rest.
Six albums Wild, It's fresh. She's like twenty five six hours.
Twenty six albums, Because where did she come from when she is thinking, yeah.
Got chall yeah, said we're a bit old.
Old banger.
Yeah.
I just was so offended.
Someone just tagged me in a picture on Instagram and it's lovely because they're posting about my song raining Diamonds, best way to end a long, hot work day and the picture of them listening to raining diamonds in their car and wrote a bit obsessed with this old banger?
Oh my god, are you the old banger? Or is the song the old bank?
Who are you calling an old banger?
All right? Next, you want to know where you sits with the number fifty four. Yeah, it'll make sense in the second fifty four number fifty four, Oh it makes sense.
Next, Ricky leads him and Joel.
What was the message you guys just before.
This about someone said best way a photo of someone listening to raining diamonds in their car and said, best way to end a long, hot work day.
I'm a bit obsessed with this old banger, old.
Banger, She's only thirteen, that's not that old.
Thanks a sequel.
What a song?
I love it so much. It's the game astroy anthem.
Do you know how hard it was when when I was recording it because I was in New York recording it, and the way that we said that that whoa whoa bit it's a real struggle for Australians to say whoa, whoa and make it sound like whoa whoa.
Yeah.
It took me so long to record it exactly the way they wanted it right, because my accent sounded too like Oka to bogan, whoa.
Diamonds I need? Yeah, yeah, no, diamonds yeah yeah, diamonds yeah.
No, game on, mill.
Let's go from words two numbers, yes, from World War to fifty four. Okay, what does the number fifty four mean to you in terms of.
In terms of sessions?
Yeah, there we go.
We're talking ses.
Is that?
Is it a?
Is it a position?
No?
Sixty nine and then fifty Yeah, the fifty four is get another thing.
Fifty four would be four? Look like okay, five, fifty four.
Let me look for fifty four.
Who's the five and who?
I think people are bumping like I think you're bumping groins because look at the five and the four, they're like pushing out each other.
That's true. The four slips nicely into the top of the five.
Maybe it's yeah, compatibility.
But I think, but that, but that when you look at the five and the four, what you're saying, it almost seems like you're talking about another position.
What kind of looks at Maybe you have a good gut because the final gut and the four has a bit of a gut. Maybe it's someone with a gut hooking up with.
Someone with a big yeah, and like the round part of the five, and then the top is like the head looking down.
So that's not it.
I love it. Tim is just fully checked out. He's drawing what fifty four four version looks.
Like being a crafternoon over there.
It's so good. Okay, So this is really interesting.
I thought scientists and sex therapists have gathered information to see what the average number of sessions an individual had over the past year.
And this is where the big number fifty four comes in. R this is a surprise. I've got to say.
Now, I don't need to ask how many times how many sessions either of you are having, I think because.
Close to knowing the answer fifty four while the stream on different different ends of.
The scale, different ends, I mean, I've had breakings, to be fair, and you have a hold in your I've got a bullet warning you on that game. You're tired.
You got cold, and I'm tired of the cold of a nightmare.
And so this you know this, this number for some is like a rookie number. This is like, you know, one week. Some might say fifty four sessions a year.
Fifty four suggests to me, what are you doing on the other three hundred and eleven days? See, I was just so, but what are you doing? You're watching TV and getting.
Like you watch TV like for five minutes. Watching TV doesn't for hours.
But I was like a man after midnight performing night. Please, I'll be asleep, true, yeah, true, yeah.
As a girl gets older, Joe, oh no, my body's breaking down. Your bedtime gets earlier and earlier, and you start yawning. But anyway, I saw this, I saw this come up, and the comments section on this story basically exactly what you said, Tim, looks like the next few days are going.
To be pretty crazy for me.
And someone else said, I did it fifty four times between January and February, so I could relax from March to December.
Maybe I'll do that.
You stood, pump up those numbers.
Yeah, and then just relax.
Yeah, you know, just like that's true. You head first, maybe maybe you don't like it in summer, maybe like yeah.
There, yeah, but then you know you get some some of us get a bit chubby in winter.
Oh no, oh my god.
You know I don't judge, true, I.
Do with someone here must be doing it fifty four extra times to make up for me. Someone then said, I'll certainly be below average on yet another thing.
And then someone said, for the.
Year, they're forty five times behind, forty five times behind what they a ninepp.
Only they've had it under ten times in the whole year.
Treat yourself to nine guys the fifty four.
I'm a bit obsessed with this old banger. Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel driving you home on nov.
Now we know Tayler wrapped up the year's tour yesterday around this time. Mm hmm.
God she's a good boss though, Oh yes, I saw. She's very generous so to.
Her band dancers, her security or choreographers, are hair and makeup and wardrobe designers, her videographers, her production stuff. She's handed out over three hundred million Australian dollars in bonuses.
Wow, huge, huge, here that's massive, and that would be such a massive team of people that work for her.
Oh yeah, that everyone has to be on their a game.
Oh my god all the time. If someone stuffs up those rises and she trips in trouble. I think she was the only person in the last twelve months I didn't fall through her stage. Yeah, well, Chris Martin, olive your old rego about it, Pink Catastompan the Weekend, let's just say, yeah, she's the only before not a trip. Yeah, it's incredible. I wish tailor was my boss. Yeah, big bonus goods, good, big bonus energy.
Ricky leads him and Joel.
I love that. On nover Pus The Weekend is dancing in the flame.
How long could you dance in the flames before it started to really hurt?
Oh? Not long.
You would have done like the walking on hot coals before for something I.
Have never done it. I think i'd be quite good, though.
Click on your feet.
Yeah, I'm quick quick when I need to be.
Quite heavy on my feet.
So there's an area to burn. Yeah, I got authotics. If I could wear my authotics across the flames, that'll be I.
Don't see the point in that, although that's a good name for a pop song. Authotics on the Flaming.
Authotics on the Flames. That's my next album, next album, and we leave my first album here in all the awards for it.
Now. What makes you a hit with the ladies? Thirteen twenty fourteen, Give us a call? Tell us. We want you to, We want you to fully have tickets on yourself. What makes you hit with the ladies? Give us a call? Tell us about it? Thirteen twenty four ten. No, is it your is?
Is your your wishy sense of humor? Is it your smile?
Is it yours?
Is your your scent?
Do you have heaps of like sexy tats?
Oh? Yeah?
Do they like that? Is it big dick summer? All that? Is it just that?
You know?
I like, I'd love it if you if you're that? But bolden to call up? Pete Davidson, of course, is known for his his way with the ladies. We haven't spoken about him in a while, and I've been fine with it yet I've brought this story to the table.
That movie he did about his dad I think was really good with Bill Bill Burry, It was really good.
I haven't seen it, actually seen a lot of Pete's work, to be honest, quite liked it.
Surprised me.
I know more as you know Cereal Casanova. And he's also people always say he punches above his way. I think he's quite handsome. I think I think that's fine to say.
He's a rich, famous man. I mean, all some people need.
People see him with like Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande. You're like, oh, really, I know, but it's not always about it.
I think it didn't make sense with Kim. That's where I'm standing.
Yeah, and Reradikowski Kate beckon sale, So Kate Beck and South throw back.
A lot of people say.
And I don't think that this is ruining your story, But a lot of people say it's because of his very genuine.
BD well body language expert. Don't we love those Judy James, I was just quick sighteding happy nineteth birthday, the Judy dent yesterday.
Dang anyway, Judy James said he laid back and rebellious nature, equalities that are desirable to women craving stability or maybe just do your duty. She says his body language makes him look star struck in a very fluttering way. The more beautiful a woman is, the more she tends to attract the arrogant narcissist. Pete looks like the opposite, which could be refreshing.
So it looks like he's grateful.
I'm just happy to be here.
Like when you think about Kim had just split up with Kanye, who is probably the biggest.
Of all time.
So then to be with someone who's a bit like easygoing and cool and just fun and laid back and just he.
Have it's nice. Nice.
Yeah, you know, I'm not forcing her to walk outside in you know, through clothes.
I know I have insight VD because.
Been doing some field research.
He's addressed the size of his pain on a podcast called The Breakfast Club.
I love the Breakfast Club.
OK.
I don't understand. It's really not that special. It's a very normal size beingus. It's like, you know, not too big or too small. It's just like bigging off to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt.
It is what I was told, Yeah, you big enough enjoy, you know as a small Now you know they're shrunk like everything else. Yeah, it's just you know, that's that's just the economy shrinking. Onmics. What was a big wordification? I stay there at him even more blokes or ladies? What makes you here with the ladies? Let's go what is it about wrong? Maybe you're just grateful to be here?
Yeah, have you got that spark look in your eyes?
Like a Teddy Swims kind of spark. Somebody stopped. We'll get into some Joel driving in a second. That always gets the ladies jolt.
All the ladies stop me on the street and say, Joel, can you introduce me to me?
So hot?
How do you the sweet nothings into my late at night?
I should do like, yeah, I should do? What is as mr? Go to sleep? Are you feeling a lax? Go to sleep? You're floating on a cloud. You're beautiful, You're beautiful.
We have a couple of people here ready to tell us why they are hit with the ladies, because we've found out via body language expert that Pete Davidson is here with the ladies because he's looks star struck and he's grateful to be there. But that's the vibe he gives off from his his buddy sexy sex and buddy. Right, So Adam, thank you for holding because you're desperate to sell the nation. Why you're a hit.
I've got beautiful blue ones.
Oh oh, I love a beautiful blue.
Eye like our dan mom.
I'm gifted with my mom giving the beautiful blue eyes all the ladies.
So you just see you flooter your eyelashes at people.
And just you know, really that just you know, they just look at my eyes and they say, wow, it's such beautiful, bright blue. It's like electric dream of yours.
It will be a dream of mine. I still have none.
I s no, they just fall out because I have to wear all the eyelash glue when I put my lushes.
I'm going to go on stage. I'm so bored of this conversation.
And then they will give you a hundred bunch of better celebrations. Thanks beholding and telling us about your beautiful blue eyes. Pretty much all right, And phyllis.
Hi.
So for me, it's my next tattoos that seem to get the ladies going. So I've got a beautiful butterfly down the middle, and on the other side, I've got a dream tATu.
Oh wow, such a lot of.
Conversation and I've had I had a few glamorous women approach over the years.
Philip, catch this dream mate. Yeah, there's a butterfly cording in your dream catcher.
That's a bud catcher.
Ricky leads him and Joel, etc.
Ben lamonbell coming up after six o'clock. Guess what what? No, but I asked you to guess what.
We're playing Joel Driver now. And the addition is something creative.
I can imagine.
We've all use some little cookies putting it together.
It's the you Edition. Oh, it's the edition. So yeah, that's it, and we have it's our last jol Driver in to twenty twenty four. Can you believe it?
Gosh, so many, I mean forever, whenever, forever. Gate feels like, you know, two weeks ago. This year though, yeah, this year, I think.
That'll be being in the middle of it.
Well, you're both wrong, so I didn't say that.
I'm looking forward to keep watching their parents fight, you know, whenever, wherever, whatever, last one of the year. Jarl's playing for you, Yes, and Natalie for you?
Okay, Yeah, bringing home with a wet se Yes, bring it home with a wet sao.
Whatever.
I'm I'm yeah, I'm You'll do it.
I mean, is mine I don't mind soggy like a wet sail, wet or wet sale a.
Wet sail as in a sail boat.
Saying I feel like Okayla, Natalie, what's your cool saying, oh.
Just a normal one.
Go Ricky like that one. That's a Creatif I like it, I can't get you back.
One hundred dollars up for grabs, sax friends at chemists warehouse. Now we did the toss and Ricky, you have one. Hell yeah, I'll play the next line. No points. Was making words.
Soldier blood, soldier every day, break back three times and left the right. Oh no, oh no, soldier, Oh come on, because you don't know it's your song.
It's one of those songs that you sing along and you don't really know the works.
Because it's ridiculous. Just give me the first line.
Soldier boy, No, not at all, Gelge, you will have a go soldier boy come in and go.
Sold your bu.
Soldier boy off in it.
I said, soldier boy up in it, which is what I said.
Sounds like a cat's.
Saying soldier boy off in I know that that you're saying that with confidence, but it's sold your boy off in it.
That doesn't make any sense in it.
I mean, is it really?
I would say it's up in it. Okay, you'd be up in this, not off in this.
We're checking that, all right, Okay, I'm scrapping that. Joe. Correct, Yeah, correct, correct, I mean the the lyric correct on your pad. Your boy off in it, soldier boy up in it? You're up in it? I would say you're up in it. If you're off in it, I don't know.
You don't.
You don't want to need someone that's offer it.
You know, apparently it's off in it.
Okay, animation, all right, Okay, you're good. Next one, Joel, this is the you edition. It's time to fix you.
Someone I never heard in my life.
Lights woop.
Boob it's to do with my eyes, No, it does lights swill blood god?
What okay? Okay, yeah, good blood twell.
You soldier blood.
That was live guys, just live in the soldier boys stuff. Just make sure the lyrics are right over here.
Trying to to check the lyrics on soldier boy.
You did that of off the which I'm sure you're doing the car.
Park, no doubt, because there's no reception in the cup.
Okay, Well, you can do before we get to the car park.
Because I want to try and save my game.
Okay, well you're up here, this is this next song is for.
You please.
We all know.
Oh no, but you, oh god, you need.
And everybody.
We'll love.
By bye bye.
What oh yeah.
You perfect Souldier boy. It's so fun. Which I had that idea on TikTok to get a TikTok page. It's viral on TikTok. Throw your phone being embarrassing. It's not far, it's not viral, but of course you know about it. It's like I read an article on the Cydney Morning Her website. It's not no, it's not okay, it's okay.
Now I can confirm. I can confirm that I now understand what the lyrics mean. And I shall not even try and say what the lyrics are and what they mean, because then.
It's too rude. Soldier boy off in it. Oh watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank that Soldier boy. That Superman that oh.
Then Superman that, Oh my god, what a gross song.
But do you know what it's Yeah, I understand. I would say that's spider Man. I don't think that's.
Super my god, no, because you know what?
Oh okay stuck? Yeah wow, I don't understand soldier boyship be ashamed of himself, and I.
Don't want to understand.
Okay, sell your next it's over to you in the you edition whole bless.
But no, it's no way yes, my love side, Oh Joe, amazing, some of your best work ever.
I was standing in a great several production of Grace.
What why.
You soldier Bo?
You're gross? Soldier boy, you are filthy?
Too dirty?
Ans up, that's gross, too dirty to clean my actor?
No, okay say it like so how you.
Think it goes too dirty to clean my ans?
What should be dead?
I just thought that was a livery because someone voice?
Can someone pass Joel a pump water bottle?
I know?
And a squeezee mind.
Mind you have a pump water bottle handy and your type bag. I'm sorry you have a pump water bottle handy I got. Come on, let's do this, riggy.
Okay, this is the tied up up, this game tied up tat Okay.
Bo, love you?
Well, just that's something useful you.
Yeah, go on, my your little boys, see your driving around town with the girl.
I love and I'm like you, you.
So what worth enough? Too dirty to clean my act?
Two points each.
This is for the wind, I.
Mean yeah, the wind with a wet boat or whatever it is.
We now feels like six months ago.
Yeah, I love cat know how soldier boy feels about what what is soldier boy up to these days?
That too dirty to clean my job? This is for the wind.
From you can dance, you can jo having.
The time of your life? Bay, why one is going to be seen that? Congratulations? Hi Kath and Natalie guess what? It's our lost shill drive in the EU. Both get three hundred dollars to spend its chemist ware house. Congratulations, have a great nun. Everybody who'll seen tomorrow? So easy
