The gang’s back together, and we’re kicking things off with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, who explains why you are getting an extra fiver a week thanks to the budget!

A United Airlines flight had to turn around because the pilot forgot his passport—how does that even happen? In the Glossys, Garcelle quits RHOBH, Pedro Pascal reveals his extreme coffee habit, and Sydney Sweeney fuels breakup rumors.

Plus, a Squid Game-style contestant smuggled Yorkshire puddings onto set… because addiction is real.