First up, we unpack the 89 baby names banned in Australia—yes, some parents really tried to name their kid “Nutella.” Then a Tim Mathwell blows our minds with a viral shoe-size maths trick that somehow knows your age. Science also tells us that alcohol officially starts wrecking your body at 36, which feels like a personal attack. Plus, a woman named Sativa wants a rebrand after her weed-inspired name stops her from getting jobs. And Aussie icon Claudia Karvan joins us live to play Quick Draw! Let’s gooo.
Welcome to the pod, every body joint some hot goss from the Melbourne Office. Yes, the office is a fluster right now because Christy Swan has lost her car keys and being Christy Swan Queen Chrissy, I think she has. She's got every member of the office currently searching. I think sales engineering, even Vicky on the front desk.
Isn't she like she must have really lost them. This is ages for her. What she's in their late Oh?
Yes, she's in there.
Yeah, I know they really lost people on phones.
It's christ Is she looking or is she just got her team of team of people.
She's leading the charge and she's doing it on speaker phone.
Well, I don't know where they might be because the other day she put a tim tam between two Scotch fingers. I reckon they might be in between two Scotch fingers.
Well, no, here's a curveball. The air tag for them have been has been found over the road. Yeah, what's over the road?
And get a did she go and get a drink?
I haven't had a moment to inquire.
Is across the road? The fox? It's it's like I'm making a funny joke about previous funny joke about another radio station.
We had some we had some sorcery happen over here as well, something on your own. Yea a magic trick on Tim What? Yeah, his mind is blown because I managed to do an actual magic trick Socials?
Now, is it really okay? I don't understand how you did it because it's magic ages as well, so.
Magic Well, you know, a g T might come back. I might go on as a contestant, not a host.
Field regular field. I enjoyed the podcast, guys, and check out our socials with the magic trick there, don't you enjoy?
Hello podcasters, welcome to the pipe, that chy pod.
Welcome to today everybody.
Oh you guys.
I had so many messages overnight about name them the best game ever on radio.
I'm not lying. Let me show you what. Please don't okay, well, don't really don't sound lying, but then not want to see the evidence.
I don't want to see. I want to talk about name them. Hey, guess what Thursday?
What?
What? What? Big show today? Huge show? Quid after five o'clock.
Yes, and if it's the guest I think it is, I'm excited for you.
Oh you're a little bit more dressed up today. Yeah, I'm not to be more dressed up than usual.
Do something different to your hair.
I got a hair cut, easy bearing cologne, Ricky.
Yeah, you're real woofy today.
No, I you know, I hugged the mate though he was doing too much cologne, So now that's on me.
Oh I don't hate that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all right.
Though I do like a strong cologne though he do.
Not a subtle, cosmic cowboy like myself.
No, I'm more of a punch you in the face kind of girl.
When I'm with When I'm with you, guys, I douse myself into purely for Ricky.
Because it makes me excited in all the right ways.
You know what, another chance, your last chance to go to London at the end of this month, So in like two weeks at the Roundhouse in London, Nova FM dot commod are you that's going to be great? I love London great.
What's more of a Scottish accent?
No? I love London.
I love London.
I love London.
I love Love, I love it.
Gary and the guys.
Love I also love Cyril and Mary Joe. Not not someone stilling to you. It's no him and Joel. Al Right, hello Fresh, you're right. I'm stilling to you.
Yeah, into you. I'm so into both.
I'm sewing to you right now, selling to you right now, still going to Gary right now.
He's gonna love.
It's going to love. I'm going to.
Love love.
Cash Indian food.
We should give away some maca calfh sure, Oh my gosh, oh.
My god, way to do it down, loving the I love, I love.
I love a tick missala.
Oh, I love a chicken.
I love an onion.
I've never had an onion.
I love.
It's my favorite food.
I promise you will be doing that like the potato cake of the onion world.
Like an onion hash brown.
Oh yeah, that's a d oh I love.
What about non yes? Garlic no yes, garlic no yeah?
Jasmine Rice? Or is that is that more? Jumin Rice has a.
That's a great drag name, Jasmine Jasmine Rice.
Name of Sullivan name an explosion in the name ideas factory today.
I'm going to talk about band names later.
I thought when we were talking about band names, like Georgie said, there's a list of eighty nine band names have been released, I'm like, why are they releasing eighty nine band names, but the eighty nine names allowed to call your band?
Oh wow, it's about names that are banned and you're not allowed to name your kid. Oh yes, there's going to be something not allowed to read out on the radio.
I'm sure you give it a crack or you're now that to us off, Mike, I'll send you the list.
I've got to your mouthwell, making an appearance today because the I just I just want you all to tell me your shoes, so I get your shoe size ready for this?
Okay, to get ready?
I can I just tell you now, if you know it now, it'd be great.
But that's sometimes some depend on what eight and a half or nine depending on what brand.
Let me just check.
Don't give me an eight and a half in US? Ten? Are you a ten?
While we're plugging, what's going up on the show, which is now basically the entire show. I've got a very juicy story about Ricky Lee, but a very rock and roll story that.
Because he speaks in specs. Last, and now, when's it going to air?
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Christmas Christmas.
I have already filmed a Christmas special of a TV show three months ago. How fun TV last night was? It was a hoot. We had a great on with you. I can't tell you, but I will tell you the one per because it's that's all you know, like wait wait for the show to come out. But I was on with one person who gave me a great Rickyla story.
Okay, you're going to do that next.
I'm going to do it next.
What is it a good one or a bad one?
You're gonna love it. It made me just go, that's my girl, that is my star. Queen.
Hey tell us about last night because you have a bit of a bombshell story for us.
Bomb shell story. Yes, yeah, I filmed Spicks and Specs last night, which come it'll be coming out the next few months.
So it's back on like ABC, back on ABC and spects so much.
Yeah, I grew up watching I remember going to the live show of it in Perth when I was about twelve years old, and so it's very cool I now get to do that show.
Especially because you know nothing about music.
Well that's I think that's why they always have me on. And also you don't have.
To know anything, you just need to be funny.
I wasn't going to have you guys on on on speed dial if I needed help. But they never put me with my best mate, Mif Warhurst. They always put me on Alan Brow's team because he really does know the answer to everything. And I don't think I'm giving too much away. But also on my team last night was the gorgeous Meg.
WASHINGTONIA Award winner dead Set Legend.
Dead Set Legend. She's got some new the new season of Spicks and Specs premiere June fifteenth, so not far away, and she's got new music coming out so too. So I'm going to have a new music Friday. I was so thrilled and she told me that. I was like, text me, text me, I can get it on new Music Friday. She had no idea what I meant anyway. Question for you, RICKI Lee, how many famous people did you grow up with? Because I know you went you grew up with Amy Shah.
Yeah, I mean I went like from primary school and all through high school together friends.
I don't know vernicis no.
But I got to know them quite early on because we were coming up around the same time.
I thought so and Meg Washington.
I didn't realize, well, I did yesterday when you said when you said you were doing spicks and Specs with Mag Washington, I did mention that I had.
I know her very well.
We've worked on music together in the studio. She's an incredible artist. But my first encounter is this what you're is this what you're alluding to.
When you encountered each other at the Brisbane Lord Mayor's Christmas Carol's New Talent concerts. I had to write it.
Down, yep.
So you had to win the competition to you had to. It was like a singing competition in a shopping center, and you basically won your way to sing in the Brisbane Lord Mayor's Christmas Carols on.
Channel seven right, and Meg Washington was I. I was in the main up chair, and we're getting to know each other because we didn't really had it. We hadn't met before, and and then we realized we had a mutual connection in you Ricky and and she said, Ricky Lee beat me in the Brisbane Lord Christmas Carol's New Talent. Meg Washington came second. I said, welcome to my life, Meg. She beats me every day. And then she told me the most rock and roll thing that that you said. She said she never forgot it. Apparently you walked in with a big rack of clothes and and you said, and everyone was, they're just already in their outfit. And apparently you said, you got to have options.
Love it.
You gotta have and are your options?
You are superstar.
I do love that. Now she's just black teas and black trenches.
But I do have plenty of options.
Tim and Joel, you.
Love to talk about names on this show. It's one of our favorite areas.
Well because I just find names so interesting, and like one of our one of our friends just had a baby. And for someone that doesn't have kids, Rich has a lot of opinions on kids' names. He likes a strong name like Tim and Joel.
Oh yeah, yeah, tough man, you know what I mean.
But there are people that give their kids some real interesting names, and we we talked about that very recently, I think, with some real weird, weird ones that I'd never heard.
We had a girl coming to emergency, so it was c v I I I l y N that would be pronounced civilian. Their V I I in her name was actually Roman numerals, so that was an eight. So her name was Caitlin.
Yeah, I think I've said it before. I've encountered an absody. It'spelled A B C D absity.
Have you ever encountered We.
Had a young child in the pediatric room. It was s h I hyphen t h E A D pronounced, but they had essentially named their child godhead.
I came across this today. There's a list of eighty nine names that are banned names, not no, no, not bad band.
Names, eighty nine names that have been banned in Australia. So you're not allowed to call your kids any of these names. And so the funny thing is is like, so Shathid or as we all know as Head, he's actually on this list. You're not allowed to call your kid head, of course course not I mean.
In school.
I mean you're about to call your kid.
Official name.
Yeah, not on the birth certificate totally.
But obviously people have tried, which is why this list has to be released and there has to be laws that state that you can't call your kid these names legally because people are trying.
So names.
So the first type of baby names that are a nogo include official titles, ranks and words related to royalty and religion. So Beyonce would be in big trouble with this song because she's called her son sir, which you're not allowed to do in Australia.
In Australia, how that spelled s A I R or s U are like sir Lisavanda Pump's.
Restaurant, not like sir in the history of the world terrible service.
Yes, so you're not allowed to call your child king, Queen, Prince, Princess, Admiral, Baron Marshall, Duke Bishop.
But God, dala, Lama, devil, saint. Oh my gosh.
Kim Kardashian's in trouble as well, Queen all the time.
Yes, Queen j C. Your your Jesus Christ.
The second category of names that are banned are brand names and food themed names.
People have actually tried to do this, my son Pepperoni.
Yeah, so you're allowed to call you kid ntella, I Kia, Facebook, iMac or medi care.
Your kid.
Is even called that anymore.
I have no idea. I have so many apps that don't use anymore.
Down riches had to deal with that. Yes, so for his it's my ID. Now I think that it's still my gove and you're still going to go through something.
Remember when the Bureau of Meteorology called themself bomb or whatever calls the bomb. They came out and they said, please don't call us bomb anymore. And we're like, why the rocks it's the bomb? Yeah, and then they put it back.
Yeah, I know that was what everyone calls.
It, the Bureau.
Bureau Vieer of Meteorology.
So the third, A lot of names that are listed here are yes, band names are.
Head.
You're not allowed to call you kid that obviously, you know, do what do you want in private? Because that's what they're being you can you can you that your kids and it's your prerogative. You can't call your kid g Bang panties, singman song terrorist. I would think that that just goes without saying that.
Checks out, checks out.
The little community service we're offering here today.
Given a list, when you're pregnant or something, you have to google this.
You have nine months to work it out. Hates the Times, tip the time.
Tuesday night, I'm sitting on the couch with my twelve year old daughter and yes, we're watching Gossip Girl and eating sushi because preteen.
Girls XO xl oh, it's so good. The second time around, Really, you watch it the first time around? Single episode? Are you more of a Blair or a Serena.
I'm a Jenny, you're such a Jenny. A Serena.
Yeah, ickon Serena.
I watched your Serena. You're Blair For.
Those of us so nice.
Haven't watched it, can you explain what that means?
Like, Serena is lively, She's like, she's what the personality is.
Sen Serena is but so lovely. And Blair is like just wants to run, are so bad but the best.
She's a bit evil, but it's like she doesn't have to because she's beautiful too, but she doesn't realize it. And then Jenny is just like this cool like you know rock chick who comes in and wants to go to fashion school.
She's Penn Bachelor's sister.
Jenny with her dark eyeliner and stuff. Yeah, get you all?
Does she does?
Oh my gosh, is that where you developed your type?
Yeah? Developed? My type was developed at birth. It's like, you know, Joel was born that way.
I was born a beautiful and always because God makes no mistakes, I.
Like what I like.
So because my daughter is twelve and she can't do it like one thing. She's also on her phone on YouTube shorts. So she drove me this no fair, and it blew my mind. So it's time for a little bit of tim Mathwell, calculators out, because this is actually real. And if you're listening in the car and you're a passenger or you're a homer, you're pretending to work from home.
Get your calculator out. You wouldn't be pretending to work from home. Now it's four forty two on that okay, So take your shoe size. What's your shoe size? UK?
Half that's where I am.
I'll say nine.
You want me to put like a big You're mean to make my foot bigger just for you.
I think it's better to go bigger than I don't wreck this.
Okay, shoe size and I took my shoes off from show.
Just whatt your shoe size? Get your shoe size right? Add two zeros? Okay?
Okay? So so okay, so I'm ten. Now my thousand.
It wouldn't work if I said eight.
Point five zero, It should be thousand. You had two zeros, you had three zeros? Is that right? Yeah, you're right? So I am all right, Yeah, your shoe size numbers in my area minus the year you were born. Oh my god, okay, yep, plus the year in twenty twenty five.
Now, the last two digits are your age or the age you're going to be this year.
Okay, so you equal.
Mind blow, it's correct. Work shoe size two zero's minus the year you were born plus the year in and the last two digits are your age now or the age you're going to be.
What see?
I no, I get it now, I get it how it works?
Okay, okay, okay, what GLOSSI the.
Beabs wearing a huge that needs a massive zipper on that jacket?
Is that? Sorry?
You know he's been a bit fresh of late. This is worried about him.
Bieber Hailey beaber related because Haley launched a phone case with a little slot in the back.
Yeah, for your lip balm or limping products. Apparently it's very big over in the US with girls of a certain age. Baber I suggested a new use for it, because that's that's.
They know what he would put in there, Granger j that's funny.
Oh the Devil's lettuce.
That's going to make you feel funny. I would imagine.
Yeah, you won't be able to get out of a bean bag.
I've seen it on TV shows and in movies.
Bea the bag, next, Possy, what's happening? Yeah?
Oh your mate Tom Cruise, who and I are really warming up to.
Warming up to.
I'll never be able to forget the way he spoke to Peter Everton. And that's you know, that's just my own you know, that's my own bear.
But did jump on Oprah's couch?
He did?
Well, that he did, and you know all all the other stuff, Dicky.
He had his interview with Dicky on the Today Show this morning, Yes yes, where he looked like Dickie's seven year old toddless son. But Tom Cruise received a five minutes standing ovation.
You know how to do that? I can?
And the final reckoning was next Thursday. I cannot wait going to Imax.
I actually kind of want to go and see it, of course, yeah, because I still haven't even seen the second one, third one or whatever.
Lady gargars in the second one, So that's really good. Is she she's really good in it?
No she's not.
She's in top ge too.
Bro.
She sings the song and.
I know I'm just kidding. I'm just doing the job.
But between the new Mission Impossible movie and Formula One movie, I'm going to be very busy.
Girl.
I'm you are very busy.
Double session, maybe back to back, get.
All your Adam Sandler movies out in the morning and when you can go to the new films at the Cinema's.
Next. What's happening?
This is fifty cent and is this about him trolling the hell out of just everyone but particularly Diddy.
Yeah, I was going to say it's this Diddy relate.
So he just keeps posting he's the biggest troll and it's funny. It's not funny to be a troll, but what fifty does.
I don't know.
I just find it funny. It's not it's not that it's different, but it just is funny.
So he's been posting all these AI generated images of Diddy and like a bathtub full of baby oil and.
Yeah, just all very.
All, just fun stuffy.
He did it then maya for a while there, No, they're not.
No, a bit busy at the moment, and he has access to a mobile phone.
Yeah, he's a bit busy, and then at times really a lot of free time.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, Yeah, you can't go anywhere he wants. He's going to say, in this little area.
Last glass. What's going on here? This is a big one.
I love it. It's Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.
So yes.
Michelle Obama was talking to Amy Pohlar about how she has made Barack Obama terrified of the thermostep.
Oh my god.
Well, temperature is wild for any woman anytime, but especially it's.
A battle with a partner, right because he's always cold, and I'm like, do not touch And sometimes I wake up heart and I wake him up. Did you touch the thermostat? Did you touched the thermostat?
Didn't you?
He's like, I did not swear?
God, he now knows he's afraid of the thermostep.
You are, Michelle Obama? Is any polar podcast good?
I'm famous people coming in and having a chat A good chats will started? Really the huge big podcast trend Hollywood. Yes, I love smartlets so much. It's so good. They had Amy on recently. They yeah, first time.
Wow, we I actually didn't know they were married.
They were his first two kids with Amy.
Only only listened to introducing and our podcast obviously.
Obviously introducing is back with a hot new episode tomorrow in new music from your.
Teas, Tim and jel On Nover tools are down.
Yeah, it's the weekend, it is and like we called it on Tuesday, So yeahad memory, certainly.
Very soon, quick very excited. This is the first time quick draw contests, and very excited about this guest. Don't embarrass me.
We would never know when you embarrass yourself in front of Gracie Abrams and you couldn't say your favorite line in front of her when you were sitting on a count.
We were mortified.
I apologies.
I don't remember that incident because straight afterwards and we started recording, she took me aside and said that she loved my fish.
She did, and I still haven't heard the audio. You were both miked up.
I don't believe in you.
I have conversations just because you're a massive star and my mate.
You were both miked up.
We weren't reporting. It wasn't a hot mic.
It was still a real hot mic.
I don't believe you until I hear it, and no one's playing it to me, which means to me.
I know what happened.
Have you had it deleted? Have you had it removed?
It happened that old chestnuts.
Anyway, whatever coming up in about twenty minutes next day? For what age? Did it all take a toll for you? Just planning the perfect day and that's got on.
No, I don't want to go. I don't want to go on a movie date with you after work.
I'll go before work work.
No, so we'll go to we'll go to Imax and we'll go and watch the Formula movie and then we'll go and shoot some hoops and then we're downstairs and then.
We'll go to work.
Okay, cool, and then go home.
Yeah, we'll look at us go I'm in another city.
You can't make it.
I mean i'd love to. I'd love to let the be bore back in the cars after work. Abra beer o' clock my right day?
What if? But what if it's taken a toll for it? Maybe you can't do r clock at the moment because it's all taken a toll for you.
Fourteen I think it was fourteen for me, but it really started taking a toll.
When did you start drinking? Twelve?
Dad gave me a bit of his Crown lagger yes, I used to.
I actually brought crown like as to my family and stuff because I thought I was fancy.
I thought I was so fancy.
Like eighteen eighteen.
I wasn't buying them earlier, but I was drinking sub zeros when I was sixteen.
Yeah, I was allowed. Not good kids, of course not.
But back in our day, you know, one hundred years ago, I was allowed to take a four pack of West Coast coolers to Christmas Day when I was like, and you either drink them all really fast?
What you made?
I used to make them last Yeah, yeah, obviously, Sally, and things have changed.
But as you get older, as we.
All know, all of us in here with the creaky bones and sore knees and.
My I remember it saying, oh my bones, all my bones.
I haven't had any pain. I haven't any pain yet.
Really, you can be to be studied, name them, name it.
You need to be studied because you are the best at backing up if you've had a big night. No one would ever know like you're fresh as a daisy.
I know, you know because I talk about it though last night.
True and others others turn up to the airport.
And just have a huge sleep. I reckon, I reckon my age, just I reckon thirty like thirty.
Two, Yeah, I reckon. This study is exactly on the money for me. What is so scientists? We love a good scientist doing very important work and very important studies at a university in Finland have done a study on the impacts of unhealthy vises like smoking, heavy drinking, lack of exercise and what they have on your body. They've pinpointed the exact age that drinking starts to take its toll, and this, for me is totally right. Thirty six was when I when I could not survive a hangover anymore. It just changed, everything changed, my favorite the oh yeah, it just started getting longer and longer, Like you couldn't just wake up and go for a run and feel fresh and be fine and be able to back up and have another one and be like.
Oh God, braw new way.
But fear not for all of us oldies, because another lot of scientists, another one, another one, have now created a drink that stops hangover symptoms and cuts your blood alcohol level in half in just thirty minutes.
Okay, so I thought it was a scooner would be until you said that bit.
No, I mean that that is, you know, hangover you if you can, even if you don't want to.
A nice cold schooner.
Coke from you know when you've had when you've had a couple, you feel writer's rain. So this has been called the safety shot.
This has been.
Called the safety shot, and it accelerates the alcohol in your metabolism through a blend of vitamins, minerals, and botanical ingredients.
Shut up and take my money. I want it now.
What is it?
Did you say it's a drink or it's a tablet.
It's it's it's it's it's a I think it's a it's a drink. So you drink it and in thirty minutes it cuts your blood alcohol level in half and you're good to go.
Rachel, what I did it? Kind of take itself a year?
Twenty four? Oh, I get it, I get it?
Goodness me? What was and is your your beverage of choice?
It was vodka?
Soda? O?
Yes?
Okay? And what that's it? Twenty four? That was it? You hung the boots up or something special occasion? Not sure you hang the boots up?
Clean have among the boots up?
You don't.
I'm saying I don't.
I don't have an age.
Yeah, you're still you're yet to yet.
To find it? Yes, sure, creep up with me on one day you'll.
Oh, you'll find the line one day, Sally.
Anne, Hello, what age was it for you?
Hello?
The eight for me would be when I.
First started having kids, which was.
Well, I had my first when I was nineteen and I just had my last last year.
So and do you think that's because when when you had the lack of sleep and all of that just kind of catches up and adds up. So adding in drinking and having a big night just does not make sense. It's not worth it.
Yes, So kids are a physical and mental toll on your body.
And you love them?
Yeah, really giving a hard selling Ricky.
And I who don't have them, tell me finally the age for you? Please?
I'm forty and I'm still going strong.
Tammy, meet my friend Tim. I'm tying this all together in a little bow for you because we talked about band names earlier, and we did talk about a bit of Limma Granger, a bit of the Devil's Letters. Twenty eight year old took to a Reddit to ask for help and choosing a new name for herself because she revealed her parents named her Sativa. Sat I'm the a after the cannabis strain sativa, cannabis sativa, the plant marijuana is derived from. So now as an adult, she's had trouble applying for jobs and doesn't get taken seriously because of her weedy weedy related name. So if you want to find that Reddit threat and give her some suggestions.
You know, I thought that was I didn't know what sativa is, no fativa.
Even if you don't have that connotation to marriage one. Yeah, it's actually quite a pretty name.
It's actually quite so. It says like sativa is the place I watched Roger corses the floor. Oh that was a long when I got there. Wow, what's on sativa tonight?
Guess what our next picture guests has had a decade on sativa.
Oh my gosh, you're going to lose your mind.
He's already nervous. I'm so excited.
Yes, you'll be carving out my name on the Greek or trophy if we had one.
This is Ricky, Lee, Tim and Gel.
It's time to meet our next guests. Colaudia carbon I mean oh I m Coudia Carbon. I'm standing ovation, big deal. Welcome, welcome, oh good.
Thanks for the intro. I love it when people clap above their heads like seals.
That's make.
Did you Crystal Carbon was coming in? Of course you did.
We'll use my non chemical, non aluminium free chemical free.
That'll make his day.
We all love we all love you.
I mean your Claudia Carb and who doesn't love you? But Tim Blackwell specifically is such a fan.
He's blushing. Now.
Should we just hand over the floor for.
It?
Make it a bit awkward? Tim Blackwell?
We we we get a lot of amazing people that we are lucky enough to talk to, but there is one person that my friend over here, Tim has been very excited about having on.
The show, the most critical person in the world as well, so it's a huge compliment.
Now I'm feeling really embarrassed.
I know it's it's a little bit, but he really does love.
To thank you because we're saying before and I think I met once in a radio studio, used to work with Hughes and when you were doing Love My Way and you came down and did dumb and radio and you're like Melbourne. But I actually sat next to you on a plane, you and your daughter on the way back from Splendor in the Grass.
But it was the Monday morning, all three of us.
How good was that good?
Every Splendor is the best?
O you Splendor girl?
Yeah?
Yeah, I love it and my kids.
It's my favorite weekend of the year.
It's beautiful.
It hasn't happened.
It's gonna happen this year. Jury is out.
I don't think the jury's I think the jury's out and not allowed back in officially.
So you were a real Splendor girler as well.
I love a music festival a full stop. I used to love Home Bake. Okay, I don't think I'm very cool, but can I just tell you the foolest thing in my memory. I was in the mosh bit for Nirvana at Big Day Out.
I kid, you know. When I even want to say it, I think, am I making that up?
But I really was.
That would have been hardcore and he It's true.
I lasted about three songs so crammed that I was. You know when you get pushed sideways and you're almost and you get just picked up and then.
I got out of it.
When they were in Australia is when they actually blew up internationally and they couldn't really get out of their other days, like they couldn't get out of the dates right. So basically that it booked all these dates and they just happened to be in Australia, I believe, we never mind, just went nuts around.
The world and like, okay, we just have to play these dates in the must smell like teen spirit or.
Like marijuana.
We're going to get to who do you think You're in a second. But I have to also say Love My Way is my favorite Australian show of all time. But that scene, we won't say it for people who haven't seen it, but that scene, there's a scene, the scene dare you the scene that makes you pause the TV and walk around the land happened? I know.
I'm sorry about that.
I can't goal park ever again.
Yeah, Scarred for life?
What is it like being one of the greats?
Do you like?
How many scripts do you come across your desk every day?
And you're like yes, no, yes, well no, it's more like how many ideas do I have a day of what I would like to do? And to start developing series? So I've got a couple the moment, which I'm really excited about.
Is that something that naturally comes from being an actor or is that just a specific set of skills.
Kind ofly amnis and esque.
That you discover over the years or learn throughout learning the craft, and you watch and you observe, and you see other people do and you think, oh, I might want to give that a shot.
It's sort of like observing different dynamics, different ecosystems, and you just go, oh, I want to be that person in that ecosystem, with those relationships with those people.
I want to.
Interrogate that psychology or that type of person or that archetype.
That's where I come from. And also it's like, where's a world that.
You can focus on that's going to have its own sort of story engine that might not be a police station or a hospital.
I look for those worlds. So sometimes it's not just the character, it's it's it's where is it?
What?
What are the themes? Like Bump was the Inner West, and.
It was I Will Pass I Am.
Were you a nightmare at school?
Like I was?
I was the drama Captain. I also did a year on Neighbors I'm sure you know that, Claudia, so it technically appears you and I did you Were you in all the school musicals vision I think I was on the How to Cancel You.
This is one of the most humiliating stories of my entire life. I'm about to share with you. Yes I was house Captain.
Yes I did direct and start and write my own play.
Your Last the Boards.
Still I still break out in the hot sweat even just thinking about that moment.
Last Goodness.
It's good to fail at school, though, and then just save it for life. It was a good place to fail. All the teachers that are listening are just like, oh please.
Please, don't care about school as you're on your way home from school right now, and stop caring about it.
Not caring about it. You can be good after school. Don't worry about school now.
Who Do You Think You Are?
On?
SBA is a show that I think tried to dip his toe into.
I was invited to be on Who Do You Think You Are? And I gave them all the details, and you know, we were getting all like the contract ready and the research has looked into my family's background, and I was told he was too boring. To make an episode.
Your dad is a solo man.
I know.
That's so funny.
Well, Barry Humphreys, did you watch his episode?
I think yes.
So they investigated his life and his final word was, so it really is true. I am the most interesting person in my family.
And he was right.
This was pretty boring.
What about you on the sky of one to ten as the most interesting person in your family?
I have been riding on my ancestors coach like they delivered in spades, phenomenal.
Absolutely headlines like yes, like oh I get I see.
A photo of my great great grandmother in this like fur coat, looking like a part of the elite. I go to this massive mansion sort of come palace in.
In the UK.
They flew me to London, like you just get the boarding pass of the airport. You don't need to know where you're going.
Oh really yeah, and I'm standing out, so I go, oh, my am, I a blue blunt, Like, what's happen?
No?
It had the owners of the mansion had lost all their money and had become an orphanage.
So my great great grandmother was an orphan so I sat in her the room.
I was really really moving, Actually it was really sad. Then I discovered like incredible, like my then her son got the Military Cross and did these extraordinary things.
He was a balloonist on the Did you even know what a balloon like?
From t Yeah? Yeah, that Channel seven show that had two episodes.
What do you what do you think a balloon?
Make a little poodle? Else?
What it is?
The way you remember that.
Balloon?
Guys, I've never heard of it either. So it's basically like a human drone or a human satellite.
So they winched him up in a big hydrogen balloon and he's up like four thousand feet and he's blowing around in the wind and he has to report down like he's telling, you know, where are the enemy coming from?
And he got attacks.
You gotta watch the end making poodles and and she'll one of my one of.
My answerstors from New Zealand was a suffragette and her she signed the petition to get women the vote, first country in the world to give.
Women the vote. My great great grandmother was a suffragette and like phenomenal, like mic.
Drop Well, Who You Are is Tuesdays seven thirty on SBS and catch up on SBS on demand as well, you are here to play a the other game with us called quick draw, and we have our Prime Minister here, Anthony Alberzi, with that rule that's for real.
Listen, I'm Anthony Albanesi and these are the official quick draw rules. Tim will give a category and a letter. The first to yell out a correct answer gets a point. The first antie yell out is locked in. Best out of seven wins. Ultimately, Tim will exercise he's discretion.
Thank you, Prime Minister, and Claudia, I believe you're playing Ricky. I have your back and just to psych Ricky out of it. Where do you keep your three lakis?
I'll give you a practice question. Then we'll come back and play for rural real. It is Claudia via Ricky, name something you inherit from an ancestor starting.
With F fancy jewelry.
Cordia play quick draw for real. When we come back, leave him and Joel's quick draw Coudia. Carmen's here with us for quick John Today, who do you think you are? Tuesday at seven thirty on SPBS. We've just learned a little bit about your family history, and we'll be able to watch it on Telly on SBS on demand. Your episode on Tuesday was wonderful.
How amazing?
What incredible? Did you have a viewing party with your family?
I had it with my daughter and my son. Yeah, they actually put their phones down and they were captivated, like genuinely. I was really surprised. I thought they'd last five minutes and then you know, walk away.
It's what I wanted to do the show for my family. So they found out. But it turns out their balls.
I'm sorry about that.
No, it's okay, I'm fabulous, So I've got to get them.
You think you're on one hundred and.
Speaks inspects and stuff?
You did the project with me years ago. Metro. All right, here we go. It's best of seven. Claudia Riki. Question number one, name something in the sky, starting with M monkey.
Yes, I'm paying it.
You're on the board. We will give it to you.
One point to Claudia, No points to Aky.
Okay, what's something you put on a pizza? Starting to see Oh.
Look at you go so far?
I'm what's your gonna say?
Capsic?
Oh?
Yeah, my favorite food? It's broad?
What's your favorite?
Pa or Big Max?
Is mine? Welcome to John Howe.
Last night I just put it on the flame and mashed it up and turned it into bubble. She was tiny. Lemon juice oil.
I do a plant in the in the with anchovies on top and a little bit of butter and Parsley love anchovies.
The emoji, the heaps, I'm.
Sure you do.
Question number three, Name something you find in the suitcase starting.
With D dummy.
Yes, but if you're a mom, you've got dummies. I'm thinking back to when I had baby.
The baby's dummy.
You and I have such different, such different brands, because I think the complete.
Okay, I'm with you question couldn't go now.
While she's still laughing, name a type of fish starting with S.
This is a great gang.
It's either a quick, good answer or a terrible one that I can't even say out loud.
I was going to go salmon, but I'm so pissed off about that, so I didn't even want to mention it.
The salmon and Tasmania they diet, Oh.
Oh no.
I used to go to the salmon farm and kid and Hobart and my uncle used to tell me, if you want to get the salmat you just kick your feet over the over the water and I kicked my shiell in. He did it on purpose, wearing a thumb. Definitely funny.
Uncle, Yeah, that's right.
He'd be interesting the series two hundred and seventy eight. Maybe literally gone through everyone else. Blug hasnew that salmon story. Absolutely love and a loaded When do you need me? Question number five, Name a country starting with Jay Jordan, Oh good.
One, look at you go.
Glory bumped down, Glory bumped out.
She just did.
She is a demon, you know it is.
It is three point winner some.
One yet don't worry. She doesn't one yet three points too.
Now you're going to be kind to me, aren't you? Or are you just really competitive?
You know?
I'm again so competitive.
I might know cho competitive person.
I love that about you.
Well, you need to get this next question correct, Claudia to stay in the game, and you can do this.
You can do this. Name something that has spots starting with yes.
Yeah that No.
I didn't know what I was thinking, but it was.
You're just dragging this out.
This for the Okay, it's exciting.
You can't write this stuff. I mean, you can't write this stuff.
Great game team, great games.
Great TV show.
This was Christian Home Sydney Energy.
At the start with a long.
Term Australia, Australia name a historical figure starting with G.
George Washington.
To get that.
You're a legend.
You were going to say George Foreman.
I was thinking, you know, a wonderful girl press.
I went straight to Ali G and then I was like, it doesn't begin with a G, begins with an A.
I would have paid it.
I would have paid Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel's podcast