Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelFull Show: Jase Steps In While Tim Hosts the ARIAs!
With Tim off hosting the ARIAs (go, Blackers!), Jase from Nova Melbourne’s Jase & Lauren steps in to keep the good vibes rolling. We couldn’t be prouder of Tim—this is massive!
Joel’s fascination with big holes takes another wild turn. We chat about a prisoner kicking a massive hole in a jail wall to escape and dive into the bizarre theory that aliens created a beach hole (it was just some drunk sandcastle shenanigans, of course).
Ricki shares the hilarious story of how a rogue champagne cork left her with a self-inflicted concussion—classic Ricki. And during The Age Game, Joel made a bold (and very wrong) guess about Kylie Minogue’s age. The Minogue family didn’t take it lightly—Joel even got a phone call from them! Did he talk his way out of trouble, or did they deliver a serve?
To wrap it up, we celebrate Tim’s incredible ARIA hosting debut with highlights of his best moments. Safe to say, he absolutely crushed it!
What just I just know you're the baby. Oh my god.
High podcast friends Joel is Charles on the phone to Danny doing a bit of damage control.
Job, Joel, Joel, tell us who you're talking to.
You're talking to I'm talking to I'm talking to my dear friend, Danny the number.
Yeah, just in their kiss.
He's he's he's doing a bit of damage controls.
You're doing the podcast, and we just thought, you know, we'd jump in there on you doing some damage control with Danny because you just called Kyle mon Oak sixty in the Age game.
Well, at least know Kylie's not in the country because she recorded a video message for the Arias.
But Danny was listening live at the time.
Why are you saying by podcast she might listen to the pope because he's in the show. She's, oh, yeah, good point.
How did she take it?
No, Danny was, No, Danny was. Janny was like, I honestly haven't listened in ages. I was like, okay, and and and she goes, I turned it over just as you were talking about my sister, just.
As you called us this.
I swear she celebrated a milestone recently.
Yeah, fifty was the one.
That was six years ago.
Maybe the fifty fifth, maybe fifty fifty five a big one.
Well, I think when you hit the fifty celebrated every year.
Yeah, oh my god, what are you? Jason?
Are we doing this?
He will play h Game thirty two thanks to you.
Well, he's been.
Doing radio for thirty years the same ages Blacker Blackers forty.
Three, three eighty one, Baby eighty one eighty one for Expo.
Wow. All you radio nerds came out that year.
Yeah, yeah, because then at Radio went through that real like Big Brother contestants.
You've had to over the few of those.
Yeah, all wrapped up. Christy, Chrissy, I mean Chrisy, she's one in a million.
Yeah.
But also I want to introduce our podcast listeners to our James from Melbourne's number one breakfast show, Jason Lauren.
Don't say that they could be listening in seven weeks.
In Australia's number number one the time Fine.
With men aged twenty to twenty six groceries.
I love how they break that down to feel good.
That's the advantage with having a national show. So we took it in the Asks in Brisbane, but we are No. One.
Absolutely do you get told like, you know, the perceptuals of what people think of you.
I know when they do l oh really yeah, we love it.
I always I want to know what the bad things are that people say, but they would never tell us.
You know what I've always wanted to do is we'll have Twitter. I want to stitch up Lauren, my co host, and you can hire those rooms in where it's one way mirrors. Oh yeah, And I was going to tell her that we've hired a listener advisory board and they don't know what we're that. We're watching them give feedback on the show. But have them just sit can my fifty and you go to football? What's she doing behind the glass?
You stay number one.
Good radio seven weeks to turn around.
Someone said Joel was cool.
I know, because they've got their finger on the pulse.
Was that? Is that what came up on the service?
Perception yourself?
Cool? Really? I don't know.
I was even surprised. I think so, yeah, I'm quite exotic in the burbs.
You know, have you ever played like Panthers World of Entertainments?
I have, of course they have. You know, he got your teeth somewhere.
Rudy Sydney.
It's not the Rudy hilarsl Anymore. It's it's it's West h Q.
That's where we film all the Australian ID all live shows.
Oh it's called.
West h Q.
I don't call it the Rudy Rudy hilarsl Anymore. I played there back in the day with the young.
From the Ricky Knock.
That signed down just made a bit more glamorous.
Yeah, they've got fancy dress It's a wonderful theater and very fancy dressing rooms.
I'm like some of the theaters here in the city.
Backstage at stand up shows, freak me out.
Oh that's so grim, Ye it is, isn't it so depressing? We're all we were soul as clowns. You know, we're here. We're just here to make everyone else laugh. But you know we never service ourselves.
That's not true.
I could have put that better action.
All right, Well, podcasters, thanks for having me, guys.
It's been a real train in wonderful I love you.
Yeah it's quite generic, but I'll take it.
This is Ricky late Tim and Joel's it's the game.
Yeah, it's duty is charge.
I feel.
I think this could be the best show.
This is the best Wow, be the up and about party.
Damn here we are girls just want to dance. Well, this is different, Jay, hete Jason is Jason Melbourne's number one breakfast showy.
Maybe for another seven weeks and then we'll throw it up. Yes, welcome. I am in for Timmy today because he's putting on the tucks and hosting the areos.
Oh, he looks sensational. I've seen some photos online he looks.
Does he look good?
So good? He looks so good.
We've been seeing the suit coming together. It was a custom made suit.
He picked the plants you approved, he picked.
We didn't have approval over them.
I definitely told him that he was going to have to trim some of that flare at the bottom.
Stay on tonight.
Oh who knows?
I hope not.
I won one some great stories tomorrow. Yes, yeah, because we can't be there. We're here with you. You know the Grindstein.
Can I just say I know? We host a breakfast show on over in Melbourne. It's very interesting having an insight on how the drive team works.
Welcome to the fun time to day.
Well what do you mean by that? Because Smalls he had to feel in for Tim. A couple of said the same thing. He said, you two don't do much.
Well. I was sitting here, sorry, Job, but I was here at three fifty nine and I'm like, hey, does Job come in for the show? How does it normally work?
I have to fill out my water glass and I have a little chat to the office, a hob knob around and then.
And you're producing team needs to be shot with a tranquil Again, the energy is just a bit too much for someone who does breakfast hours. I'm going to microdose the whole.
One of them.
Really, they are they too much for you?
No?
No, no, it's high energy. It's good. It's good.
We like high energy.
But we're party time. It's four pm to six pm, bro, like you know.
Yeah, we called it for the week yesterday, Jase.
Yeah, on a Thursday.
Yeah, No, on Tuesday we said we called it for the week party time. I think it was about five ten yesterday. We just we just called it.
For watch your back blackers.
I could get used to this and get comfortable bad.
So coming up today, I believe we give away holidays. You got like twenty k to drop on the Big Four?
Correct?
Joel screams jumping pillow to Melus Wednesday were on the way. That's what he said. Tim just said, be a control for it. Yeah, Joel now and then and it will be like he's not even here because smalls.
He was right.
We have no idea what we're doing. We're just here to to chat.
We're just cheap, glamorous.
It is Tim and Joel.
This is Nov Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel on Nov.
Afternoon. This is Lee, Tim and Joel on Nova. Tim Blackwell out hosting the arias Jason Hawkins filling in this afternoon.
What a gig for Tim, Great gig, yeah, great, and greatgig for you as well.
Well.
I love the three young kids, so gets me out of how soft. And I went home to my wife and I was like, I need an hour downtime. I have to broadcast this afternoon.
You will have done five hours of broadcast.
People wouldn't understand.
People know, the people that have been out in the hot sun, using their bodies, working really hard, can't possibly believe that.
People chatting into a microphone is anywhere near.
Welcome Gil to the studio, Hey thirteen twenty four to ten to join us on the air. We are talking big hole brags.
Yeah, it's also for intellectual show Jason, you have night.
Yeah yeah, we did this on the breakfast show Bang on eight o'clock.
See, we think we can get away with way more, but it's like no, it's the same. A lot of people going home. This bloke was arrested last month in New Mexico and detained in police custody. Now the Sheriff's office has since released footage from when the man was left in the custody room. This is wild. So this guy, he could be seen getting more and more agitated while he's in the custody room to the point that he bangs through the wall out of frustration, like like for look a look at that. Look it's like a like a plaster wall. He bangs, kicks through and through kicks, yeah, escapes, like what if you call it attention?
Very secure rush.
I love whole, love a bit a hole love, I love hole. I love whole just because I love hold.
I love who I love.
So that was and it was very nice. Someone put that together in Yeah, thank you Dan. That was like the band.
Hole Tim left a few presents.
A whole is my favorite thing in the whole world because I can't not find it filthy.
I know, well, she's you know, she's a she's a you know, pop superstar on this show.
You're a fan of the whole with a terrible the band or.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the.
Only songs, But I like, what are you?
What are your songs?
Your whole song is celebrity skin and that other one starts with starts with m m man albar.
It wasn't a conference. Different songs.
Hey, big hot brag. We've got some We've got friends that are quite wealthy, and they recently purchased her quite a big property. I decided to put in a swimming pool. You know, when do you guys get entertainment out of watching bad things happen to rich people?
Oh?
Yeah, I love it so much that things happening to anyone.
Really, they started digging for a swimming pool, and they dug up a swimming pool that had already been filled in at the property.
Is that good or bad?
It was there, It was already there. They're putting in another one.
Yeah, double dipping, Yes, double dipping. I have a whole story also where we're just full of hole today.
This is wild, Okay, what do you got?
And it's also giving me. This whole conversation has giving me castle vibes, you.
Know, filling with water.
Great movie, great movie, and this story is exactly do you know that you're too young?
I do know it. Yeah, I watched it once.
Yesterday when you said what year you graduated?
Jace. This will might blow your mind because Ricky and Tim are never impressed by I was on a TV show about movies for two years hosted by All My Great Stuff Away the Black Isn't Here the other show. You were on the Celebrity Cash Cab. The other side, I was on Celebrity Get Me out of.
You out to do that? I went on an episode of Jewels LUN's Hole in.
The Wall.
The whole story.
I knew we had something in comment all com Full Circle thirteen twenty four ten Big whole Brags. You got a whole story. We want to hear about it. We our whole lovers, Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel.
This is Nova Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel, etcetera.
On nov.
Myey Minute Sky Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel. Tim is our host in the arias Jays filling in for him. You are listening to Nova. We are talking big whole brags.
Of course we are, because Joel loves Whole. He's been this construed. I love the band whole.
I want to be a bit more specifical.
I like the band. I like the bad Hole because my friend Lana, I was trying to explain it to these two. I am thank you for noticing the look.
At the ring.
I think I paid for beautiful kid. Yeah, well I know. My friend Ilana introduced me to Whole in grade nine.
Which really sent me when he told me that story. Jose Alana introduced him to Whole.
She did, she introduced me to a whole. Yeah, but I wasn't into Nirvana. I was into Hole, right of course.
Do you know by then that you're a fan of course?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, or yeah. I was like like when my mum was seeing me, like Mary had a little lamb and I was like, you know, nine months old, I was like, do you know anything from Lamy's And you.
Were harmonizing and doing little jazz hands.
Was the signs were there?
Yeah?
Absolutely came busting out in your first words would have been quite gay.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten, if it's a story relating to a whole. We want to know about it.
What do you yeah, any any kind of hole.
There was a perfectly semetric hole on a beach in Ireland that caught the attention of passer by's last September.
Now, this is something that just.
Some some drunken idiots did while they were at the beach. However, Aliens, one of the locals, was an astronomy enthusiast and claimed the whole was the aftermath of a cosmic event.
It led to the whole, the big hole filling with water.
Dad, I dug a hole. It's filling with water. It ended up making the news.
Listen to this. It's a huge, mysterious crater that looks out of this world.
But is it? As it can tell by here, there's a scorch mark on this side here, so that would have been at the angle that it came down, and.
It was weighty.
I'm not sure if it's composition going, but we're definitely gonna have to find out.
The striking hole.
Soon caught the attention of passers by, many hoping that what they're witnessing is the aftermath of a once in a lifetime cosmic event.
As you were reading the story, I'm like, I'm just going to be one of those space nuts thinking that's Abe while I got Joel on my left guard.
Asteroid Australia alien, that's an alien. Well, I'm a people.
I believe in all that stuff that I don't find surprising because you and.
The person who thought that it was a hole from an asteroid are both wrong because it was just a bunch of friends that just dug a hole.
I want more from I want more from the universe.
You know when he's hosting the aries, you're leading the show with sandcastle stories.
Well, wait down to my locknest monster. I can't believing NeSSI too.
He'll be listening.
Oh, I will be sitting in his tuxedo eating hot chips in the hotel tonight, listening back to this show, writing.
Yeah, we'll get an air check.
Tim and I have worked together for years. We've traveled around the country working as opposition, like a different radio hole. And now you're now You're now we're together.
That's dangerous.
But yeah, tell me, Tim's great to have a party because no.
One angel one will one spin spin.
Ah, good afternoon, Timmy is off it is Ricky late, Jason and Joel the savo beautifully done.
Thank you, it sounds gorgeous.
Yeah, and us gorgeous.
Not doing a double shift when we did breakfast.
Who have you pissed off at? Never?
Well, we're still in that new staff stage you know where you want to look like you you know, we're a company man.
Yeah of course, yeah, of course, no, we get Ricky and I. You know, we just do it for the love of broadcasting.
Make mistake ten months of Dolph in fab You'll have someone else.
All right.
This is our fourth co host, our gorgeous Well you like our big ker girl.
It's all right looking girl, if we're counting co host him has been through a few Yeah, you should drive drive show profiles to load up in the computer and stuff. And I'm like, no, that don't work anymore. They're dead.
This is like therapy for me.
Yea, it's so good. They gaslipp me for the last twenty minutes the show yesterday.
Darl I'm on your side.
You're easy.
I've worked with Ricky before.
Yeah, go way back.
Yeah, I was doing Vegas, silly little maternity contract filled in for a friend.
I wasn't the pregnant one.
Now you hate children.
I love children. I just don't want them in my house because.
I hate them.
All Right, to spin the wheel, beautiful girl. Let's go and all our games. They're really, you know, really sophisticated.
The High Brown the Age game.
Oh, yes, because that's much But in the Battle of the Sex is like they play on Breakfast Row. That's on the wheel Tonic Form. All right, Age game coming up? A Royal otis. Did you see Timmy wearing their merch on the Today Show this morning?
Yes, such a big fan.
It is, leads him and Joel Age game coming up?
You are listening to Ricky leads him and Joel.
Royal nominated for eight ARIA Awards, including Album of the Year, Song of the Year as well. I want to list them all. Timmy was wearing their merch this morning on the Telly Ricky, did you have merch when you did your live show the.
Other week when I did my live show?
Ye?
What merch have you got?
I have on my own T shirts, hats, vinyl CD.
The vinyls. We have to teach her how to use a finyl well, I obviously.
Our to your friend tim twelve.
Yeah, and then and then my last two we we had just songs like lyrics on T shirt, so I had like.
You want to you want a little of this on t shirts? All the gays love that, which.
She's absolutely loaded.
Know what she's doing, make much out of music with the merch.
It is a regularly funny assumption you made that.
It is Jason in for Tim this afternoon because he is off hosting the ARIA Awards. Is a big I was proud of him getting this for a lot of years. He's like mister music as far as I'm concerned, Like.
He's such a champion of Australian music, but Australian music in particular, and he's one of those people that actually truly, deeply, really gets behind artists and tries to give them a platform in this crazy commercial world. He really tries to give people the opportunity to hear someone that they might.
Not have heard before.
He's like our modern day Molly.
He really is.
Yes, I know, until he can take the title I lived near.
Molly all the crazy. You know, A graffiti's got in the front of his house.
Yeah, it's weird now now, Jose Tim, you know, even though it's his big day today, hosting the arias he's got the big gig. You're in his big seat today and of course he's a control freak and he's not here, but he's still telling you what to do. He spoke to you guys this morning and yeah.
I hosted the breakfast on over Melbourne and we got him on to show support and instead he me advice.
I've heard the show the last few weeks.
Panelings a bit late last few weeks.
It's got the wobbly fingers, hasn't he.
So just just realize you're on a coast to coast. O Cave is a big deal for you to four o'clock the Starbut.
So I just got to give Joel crap and keep Ricky in line. Is that the rule?
And don't play songs over ads like you normally.
Don't brave man for someone who ship cans every TV host around the world. And then he takes to the stage tonight for the ARIA.
That's why he's so nervous, James Cord and it's not watching.
But today we really are celebrating our girl where we're giving you all things Timbo. We want all of that content. We want to bring it to you. Tim and his girl looked hot on the red.
Car I've only just seen it now. Oh I love it. Yeah, I'm glad I signed off in that suit looks great.
The red open ship.
Oh, he loves the open shirt. He I always trying to a button up, but he undoes one every time.
He looks amazing. Yes, he really does.
He looks the part, and he's going to nail it tonight. We're very, very excited.
Now.
I found some interviews of Tim on the Red carpet, so I just thought i'd bring it to all of you.
Now, first of all, we all know he's got a lot of rules.
I'm pretty sure he's broken one of his own rules about eating. And this is what Tim had for lunch before his big day.
I had a button and it was the messiest thing ever.
And I actually ate it outside like this, actually be honched over like I was doing a pool.
Oh my gosh, I've ever heard the word poo come out of no.
And also, like you know us show girls, Come on, you have a bit of a zen pick on show day.
Come on, I supposed to have it before it at the start of the week. You got to have it like a month before.
I'm told we learned all these things from you housewives, right yeah. Now, he's also talked about his guilty pleasure with music, which is just a little bit.
Of a surprise Hanson I Will Come to You, which is like such a good song.
If you don't know it, look it up. But this is handsOn and the Beast.
You think you right, He is not surprising to you that he loves Hanson.
I'm talking about the part of me. I can't imagine him as someone eating with their hands.
Eating, leaning over like he's doing.
Yeah, that's really graphic. Isn't he friends with Hanson? Or am I giving him heaps of credit here?
He interviewed Hansen for his.
Podcast I'm friends with a lot of Yeah, and that.
Was where that was where he sneakily got the grub of them wishing me a happy fortieth birthday even though I was thirty eight when he.
That we're getting all.
He's going to listen, We're gonna have to pay you after this.
Thank you, give us.
The bill for the advice. Now he's also copped a bit of flat for his haircut. Who would have thought he's changed his hair in the last year. He's gone for a little bit more of it. He's got a fringe now he's like it made it a bit shorter than it had been for a while.
For the back though, isn't it.
Oh yeah, party, party at the back. Whatever they say, whatever, some people saying, yeah.
Focus on the back. No, not a watis man for a while. But I also like, I don't know, I always at a bath, So now it's forward.
Someone said that he's copying Oasis.
Oh, it's gonna hate. He's gonna hate that. He won't let that reporter into the room.
No, not at all. It'd be more angry at me for letting you to rip on him for two hours. To be honest, it's it's all I need.
Honestly. You know this will boy me for a good few weeks.
So it's about twenty minutes away from taking to the stage.
Yep, twenty minutes. It goes live on Stan five o'clock. Very excited to see him. I'm going to pull it up on my phone and watch ye sorry.
Down, hey, coming up. We want to offload three holidays to the Big Four. We'll do it next on.
Over Ricky leads him and Joel.
Jay McCray. This is Nova Afternoon. It is Ricky, late, Tim and Joel minus the Tim bit. Jase is in for Tim this afternoon. I'm actually delegating jobs because normally you guys don't do anything.
Well, no, we Riki is a pop star and I'm just, you know, a beloved part of you know, Australia's entertainment furniture.
So Tim is off host in the arias Joe, if you can tell everyone what's Tate McCray is nominated for, that'd be great.
Tate McCray love, Tate McCray really having a good year. Tate mccraye most popular, most popular song.
Yes, you were just about to say that.
It's right out of my mat and she should be really tough with that.
She's a nomination.
Yeah, absolutely, I'm sure there's lots of other big names nominated, lots of international artists.
Jason, I don't have that list. Hey, you guys ruffloated. This is awesome. You guys got twenty thousand dollars worth of holidays at the Big Four. You can go big on value this summer at Big four Holiday Parks. Explore over two hundred and seventy parks at Big four dot com dot Au. In a very embarrassing situation at the Big Four.
Recently, did you do a big two?
No?
On the jump? We used to do the Australian thing and take the kids to balley now and then oh yeah every year. I haven't been since COVID, but that's what the kids we used to do. And then when we're checking in at the Big Four, Karen behind the desk said, is there any other questions? And that's when my nine year old said, what's the name about? Butler died?
I love it?
She was great. She said, your mother and your father.
And then did one of your kids swear.
Oh I died?
Yeah? Oh white man privilege known shame. Hello Michelle, Hello, Hello, in need of a holiday?
Are we absolutely always all right?
You get to pick when you first play how greedy are you? You can take a thousand dollar question. You can roll the dice and go two thousand, three thousand and four thousand. How hard do we want to go?
I reckon, I'll go to two?
Okay, oh Michelle, I'm going to I'm going to kind of bully you though, Michelle.
Don't you think guys?
What one are you going to?
Question Question three?
Question three is easy, so easy if you don't get question three, don't deserve a holiday?
Oh wow, okay, Wow, no pressure there.
It's I reckon, you'll get it. I reckon, you'll get it.
I would say I'd get three over two.
I think when I read three, I thought it was in reference to me.
I would say, Tim spirits in my ear, saying we should have moved on five minutes ago. But what question do you want to go there? Michelle?
Now I'll go with you.
Okay, Michelle, I'm asking the question today, so I'm absolutely run off my feet in here today. Question number two for Michelle.
Question number one for Herbert. It's one two, Just joking, just trying to confuse you.
Michelle. You did want number two, right jesus?
Okay, okay, had a holiday?
Question number two for Michelle. Well, I don't normally do this, Jake.
I'm gathering.
Yeah, I'm just here for you know, a bit of color movement.
But now I'm.
Basically running the entire show because of all this. I know Michelle is still there. She's the only one, and you definitely didn't want to go with number three.
Oh my god.
Okay, Okay, Michelle, come down, Okay, No, I'm not trying to bamboozoo you. I'm so confused. Okay, question number.
Two Arias just finished. I wonder how they went.
Here we go, Michelle bigh like the excitement, tension and excitement attension. The Barossa region is found in which state?
Michelle so hoping have to go to another caller. You have scored yourself two thousand dollars a day thanks to the Big Core. Congratulations, slay, good on your mate, go big on value summer at Big four Holiday Parks. Explore over two hundred and seventy parks at Big four dot com dot au. You guys doing this again tomorrow?
Oh yeah, tomorrow, I don't know.
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Baruno locked out of Heaven. After you are listening to Nova regulate Tim and Joel minus Timsavo. Our boy is hosting Music's Night of Nights they called the ARI Awards. Is Jason for Tim's a.
Very good job, Thank you, Joel.
Yes, anyone would think you've been doing this for a very long time.
Yeah, I would say it's a lot coming from your Joel. But you didn't know when to put the headphones on, so I appreciate the feedback.
How long have you way to go for?
Like as long as tim?
Oh? Really? Yeah? Tragic?
Now to tell me about it. When we're walking through Westfield, my wife looks at the guy outside Michael Hill game. Bladies, gentlemen, twenty percent off Cubicks Cornies. That'll be you.
At least Blacks is hosting the arias.
I know with us.
Yeah, some might say you've got a better, better, better deal.
You're an icon jas, You're a dead set legend.
Thank you, Ricky so Bloss. Okay, I can tell you what this first one is. Oh my god, I have had to stop myself on watching it today.
Look to the screen. First big entertainment story of the day.
The new season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is out, Yes today today. I saved myself to watch it later tonight, obviously after the arias.
Don't do anything. We can't do anything tonight.
We've all of it.
Arias. Then Real house You've never seen If you're going to start, Beverly Hills is the one. Oh my god, it's so good. And now they're all single.
Really, the franchise really spread thin for a while.
Yeah, I know quite a few of the Housewives, and yeah, I think that's quite a correct to something.
Do you actually know them? Just like somebody met someone if they go their dms and scroll down.
Careful my barrister Jeana Leano. Anyways, out today and excited.
Season fourteen drops today on How are You all right?
Next one on the screen, This is Cynthia Evough who's playing Alphaba.
So glad you said the names.
Ye know, she's a historian.
Is this about something because she has all the amazing nail art? Is this about some like some loser? Yes, I'm not gonna say lose. I think it's a comedian, but someone saying asking her how she wants Dak's Shepherd.
He's a funny guy. I used to be on punk ash Day. Okay, something good at coming out of Me?
Yeah, and he's married to Kristen Bell Yes, who is the voice of Ana.
Oh. Okay, so he's doing.
Quite well IMDb. So she was on Dak Shepherd's podcast Armchair Expert when he asked this question, can I ask you a really crazy question? So appropriate? Go on when you're wiping your butt?
I knew you would ask that question.
Everyone everybody asks that question. Yet my answer is nobody uses just their fingers to wipe their backside.
You use tissue, correct, and you wipe.
Yeah.
I guess my question is does the tissue go on the tip of the fingernails or do you try to get.
The tissue on the Okay?
Great, great, great, great, we're getting something, yes, and then okay, then a little tickle of the nails on your crack of your butt.
Sometimes no, because the tissue is there.
You don't know.
I'm both of well, I cannot tell you. I'm sure everyone listening right now is doing the same thing. I'm picturing having long nails. I'm picturing toilet paper in my hand and doing it.
And how.
Is Joe cot a box of tissues? I think he's going to put picture.
Well, I love she is. She's placed liqu which of the West to do.
The nails go because if you if you, if you do this, the nails are still there.
So then when you go to the nails.
They press on because she changed them up at every premiere.
I'm going to make a pretty big statement here, Ricky Joel, you take me someone that wouldn't do that at work?
Absolutely not. No, No, I'm a furious that I actually don't have my own bathroom in this building. I brought it up with people much more people weird, like with a big star on the door, name to.
The screen, next story.
Obviously Breakfast Team can use that.
This is Kim Kardashian, who I've heard his band from this show.
But to we'll allow this one to.
Know that was that was an old iteration of the show. We're allowed to talk about that. Yeah, but that's to show Queen's part of it. Kim, Is this about skims and about the adult Chane Gabana?
No?
No, is this about the kids?
No is the Tesla robot?
No, I tell you what it's about.
Tell us good idea.
She has bought back the belly ring.
Oh no, No one wants that.
Well she does because she's you know, tiny, But my belly button hasn't seen the light of.
See you rock in an eyebrow ring, That's what I mean. Have a chain attached to the wallet from there, it's very very GC.
And tell jas about you your bumper sticker that you had growing up?
Oh yeah, on my VT Commodore station wagon, I had at the front, like at the very front. It had crazy bitch on it. So it was like a personalized Blake, personalized because I couldn't afford personalized plas just for crazy bitch stickers on my cart.
My redneck dad from Brisbane. You used to drive around a four will drive with the stick her on, saying if you don't like it, leave and I was like, you can't be doing that to get beeped a lot on the way to school. Final story. Look to the screen.
This is a del I think I know this one. Is this the speculation that she is going to doing a like a what do you call it? A residency in London?
You are terrible?
This she done.
She has opened up to her audience in the Last of Vegas that she can drink twenty five bottles of wine one night and stay sober.
What I think this? This is just lies. No one can drink twenty five bottles.
I call for a dramatized re enactment.
Next bottles.
Twenty five bottles.
That's what I love.
It's actually it's kind of like a night at my house.
When she gets bottles.
Actually, I've come around about.
Take this job and walk with me.
This is really too well, Yes, it's fun over.
Good afternoon minus the tim bit. The Jays Hawkins in for Tim because he is hosting the rewards and our boys looking good.
It looks so good.
I'd be like, I'm like a proud mom, but a proud friend. He's killing it.
The show just started ten minutes ago and he is absolutely nailing it.
Ye expected, wonderful, wonderful opening monologue ten out of ten.
No night God. And that would have hurt because Joel's host of the aries before I did.
Yeah, I did it with Delta, but I was only there like when she needed me. It was a bit odd.
Yeah right, yeah, a bit like me, Thesavo.
Yeah, exactly. You've actually turned a bit. I've got to say, you're really friendly at the start. Now you're really starting to let you start to relax into the room. I can tell.
Hey, thirteen twenty four ten is our number up. Next, we want to talk. Have you been concussed? Been knocked out? What's the story behind it? If you join us on the air, one hundred dollars cash and thanks to on the menu thirteen twenty four ten, Have you been concustable? Come out and get the phones. Next, it is Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel. You're on Nova.
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He sprung up with me just then.
Sorry, I know you like three minutes the song's going to finish.
Also, because you wear little inny like you wear little like you're like you're an artist. Do you wear little innie monitors like molds where as we pop on the big headphones.
Yeah, I know, but I got a fat head. If I put on the headphones, I look quite the nova boy.
It's not a well you've been a real company man today. Thank you.
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This is a lovely story.
It's about being can cust a little bit of a traumatic brain injury, but it's still a lovely story.
You know, I think I was can cussed a while ago. I never and I still am.
When you fell down the stairs stairs seven thousand ribs, Yeah, I fell down on the stairs a couple of months ago and broke five ribs.
They say, breaking ribs like the most painful.
Well, you get no sympathy for it because no one can tell that you've got broken round.
Oh yeah we can, Yeah, yeah, yeah we can. We all can tell you because.
You've got a thing called a mouth and it's quite large and loud, and you tell everyone about it.
Of course, it's a fascinating story.
We don't have time for.
If I passed, God, what what did you all do?
No?
You never recovered.
He would ask a question.
Show before you.
Know the first, you won't be the last. We're all replaceable. Okay.
So Jenna and Jenna and Mitchell were in a relationship, okay, and Jenna decided to break it off.
She was done with Mitchell.
She just had enough of him, and he's obviously he's you know, got a lot of rubbish that goes on. The next day, Mitchell got into a ski accident and he suffered a severe concussion and forgot that he and his girlfriend had broken up, right, so, thinking they were still together, like, she's probably packed up, left the skifield. She's at home, but she's at home telling all her friends how much she hates him.
But he's woken up from his concussion.
You're marrying him. Yeah, you can't go through that again.
And he's reaching out to her like, trying to get in touch, trying to.
Question do we think he really forgot?
Do you think this is all I made up?
He's accident.
Like he's put AirPod like corded airports around his nose to make her look like it.
He's just pretending.
So when once he started reaching out more and more and they were talking, his kindness made Jenna realize that she actually wanted him back. So when she asked to rekindle the relationship, Mitchell, unaware that they had even broken up, found it hilarious but was pumped because he was like, I really like you.
I want to be I want to.
Be in this is youn't believing someone in a hospital.
No, you can't do that. You'd be the worst person in the world if you do that. Yeah. Away, they got engaged. They got engaged five months later and ended up getting married.
Oh, general, Mitchell, they deserve each other And I mean that's a nice mate.
I know you don't plug life support to charge your phone.
Well, definitely would a wicked before. Yeah, definitely understand No, Mike, Mike, the plug at the bottom of my phone is not working at the moment. It is a charging padtcha.
Oh, I know, and he never has one, so yeah, makes it everyone else's problem.
Yeah, so Joms is currently on a low battery and I've just shoved his off and put mine on.
Well, I definitely would play of life on life support to plug in his phone.
Twenty fourteen. Have you been concussed? I'ven't have been knocked out, you ricky.
I mean I haven't been knocked out. I mean I may have had some some symptoms. The closest I've come to being concust is I had a little incident with a champagne bottle.
Oh yeah, And I've.
Told this story before before, but I'll tell you and for those of you who haven't heard it.
I was at my mum's house on the Gold Coast.
I was about to get on a flight that's about to head off to the airport, and I thought I might have a little cheeky glass before we leave it.
Right, you were the one that taught me about the coffee cup on a place to Yes, that singers not drinking a La.
Table or at ten am, so I went to open the bottle of champagne. So it's got the little gold bit that comes off first, and then underneath that is the little cage. And then if you once you undo the cage, you then have to everybody put your hand over the cork because that thing goes flying. Those things come out at about seventy eighty kilometers an hour out of the bottle when they go flying. I had taken the cage off and it was sitting the bottle was sitting on my leg and I leant give my little sister a cuddle, who came over to cuddle me because I was about to leave, and the thing about ten centimeters from my eye flew into my eye like full speed, and I couldn't see I would fly, I know. Well, the first thing I thought was, I can't be a pirate pop star. And it's my good side, it's my right side. So I was like, oh no, I'm gonna have a patch on my good side.
It took off all my eyelashes and that wasn't the worst of a key.
You can see.
Well, I had to go to the Irony hospital and I luckily saw some amazing surgeons and doctors and the best of the best, and they had actually just taken someone's eye out from the same thing.
It's very, very dangerous.
And luckily it ended up just being bruising in the chamber of my eye and I had to basically be knocked out in a dark room for seven days. So they gave me all of the painkillers to knock them out for like twenty three hours a day, so that I was out because I couldn't use my eyes.
Similar thing happened on below deck. There't the champagne almost in the eye.
Oh god, it's another The champagne cork fits per fickling into the socket of your eye, so you can fracture your eye socket. There's so much damage that can be done. I'm lucky that I haven't eye.
You got a shot in the eye to it thirty a moment. Have you been concussed. We'll come back and take yours next.
No, bar Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel is.
No bar.
Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel minus Tim Jason for Tim. He's hosting the Arias and verround. Ricky Lee just got a shut up.
No happy What a friend?
What a friend? Giving his girl a shout out on the arias. I love it. I missed the start of it, but he said.
Something about my album going to number one and that I was an independent, independent artist, and I don't know.
I'm all lovely things, very very very nice, so sweet.
You have a pop star on the show is pretty killing anything about you?
You know what, you know, you know what.
It's fine. He's going to be back on a bit name droppy. I think if you know what's.
Mine probably plugged the show later.
I was about to sway, do you know what the dumb buddy again?
Yeah, we are talking concussion. Have you been concussed? What happened? Join us on the air. Might walk out of here with a hundred bucks cash in your back pocket. Let's go to the phones.
Christ Joel and I don't know how to do it.
I can read, I can read well. Christina.
It's not working. I don't know if he's regular.
It's not working on Christina.
Are you there? Oh god?
Oh?
Someone played with the screen.
Someone did I touch something in here?
Oh god, No, you're behind the panel where Tim normally sits. I don't think you should hit anything.
I'm barely allowed back here.
When Tim is in the room, and the fact that I'm back here by myself in Tim's chair with all of the.
Buttons in front of me.
They've actually had to disable all of the screens so I can't touch anything.
Let me try this, Christina. Hello, Hello, Christina, Chase operation we're running here. Have you been kncussed?
Yes. When I was at school about twenty years ago, we had a double gem and the gem up here as a boy throw a basketball and it hit my head and I'll never forget it. I just saw black. Oh really really, and I was dizzy and then I yeah, they gave me some jokeso, and then they kind of left me.
How long did you feel the effects? For Christina only.
After for about five minutes, and then I just went on with the day. I had a bit of a joke and then I was okay, choose fixes everything?
Fine line between being injured enough for the green whistle.
I was thinking about the green whistle just then. She was telling that story very good.
I dated a girl who got a wisdom teeth out and the dentist gave her the green whistle, like what on hand? And when I picked it up from the dentist, I was a pot burn in your hand. But oh my god, yeah, arrested where shark will take their arm and they're like, yeah.
Actually, when I was in hospital after I'd had my eye my champagne cork incident, and they give you the gas. No, Rich did the same thing. Rich was doing the same thing. He was sucking on the gas as well.
Oh my god, I thought the green whistle after a ball to the head. That sounds like Mike Dreven weekend, isn't it?
Ji Hi a big cust I have.
I was a student nurse working in age can I got punched in the jaw by a tiny little old lady.
He hadn't fed it a custard on time or something.
I was helping her get up out of a chair and because she was so short, when up she like.
Oh my god.
Get her in the ring with Mike Tyson.
Can you confirm an old age care? They're they're quite rife when it goes dark, aren't they.
Yeah, they can be very strong.
Oh wow, horny and strong.
Put mom in there. It sounds like a great time. Hello Joey, Hello, Hello, welcome to the show. Have you been concussed?
Yeah?
I have?
What happened? What happened, Joey, Well he might know.
This place Retros in Port too be Brisbane.
They are.
There's a couple of steps up at the bar and I was going up some and I got tripped and a full like fun face planted Twitter in my knee but smacked my head and starfish the bar.
I mean, when you're leaving the club, it's fine, but not when you're going in.
I promise, I'm not.
I promise you got shot in the eye?
Story Ricky Lee, Tim until driving you home on over?
What could this be about?
Oh god, hey, Jase in for Tim this afternoon. He's off hosting the Arias and killing it. We're gonna chat about that coming up soon.
Oh, he's doing such a good job. I'm so proud of him. And there's my beautiful Reece Nicholson on the screen. But I'm going to take advantage of you being here, Jason, talk about my passion project, my life, my personality, which is.
Wicked singing lessons after the shot.
Oh my god. Yeah, that's been a secret, but okay on the show.
Going to be a big debut. Sorry.
Jo told me the other day that he started doing not not does he have the runs but he started doing runs. You know when people do like called gymnastics, that's going to be joling.
Yeah, it's fine. They do it to me every day. But now everything is out in the public. Geat, I'm a bass baritone, Jason, right, so to turn you on a bit, Yeah, yeah, I thought it would. Wicked it has it comes out? What day is it today? Wednesday? Okay, tomorrow? Wicked it comes out. It is going to blow people's minds. I've seen it three times. It is so good. It has debuted ninety six percent on Rotten Tomatoes, ninety nine percent on Popcorn Meter.
Have you are you a Wicked fan?
I know Joel took me.
Joel took me to watch the musical for the very first time last year, and I absolutely loved it. And I'm really looking forward to seeing the movie.
I want to go with Joel.
I want to I want book.
The same way that he know. When Joel's in town, We're just going to go one days.
Yeah.
I hope we can make it work next week Joel.
Yes, I don't know if we'll be able to get tickets, but of course, like I would.
Yeah, I love the show.
I want to be a Cinema the week and go, oh yeah.
I love that.
On rainy day. But you know the bearded lady, love the beard lad wicked?
Yeah, Settle, it's her name.
How are you amazing?
Guys? Coming up? We are playing the age game? What are you two like at this?
I'm terrible.
I'm not good at this one. Okay, you're good at it?
Post alone on the air and we'll review. Tim is coming up.
Ricky leads him and Joel, etc.
On This is Nova. It is Ricky lead Tim and Joel minus the Tim bit. Jason is in for Tim this afternoon. He is hosting the ARIA Awards. You guys heading down after the show.
Well, I'm obviously not Jason, because I'm in album with you. So that's like a ridiculous question to ask.
I was trying to make you feel a part of it. Sorry, I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home.
We're all going to go home and watch.
It tonight, right yep, and going to watch I want to watch the whole broadcast, no distractions.
Isn't that cute? Well, you're watching him back. He'll be in his hotel room listening to this back making nice name, you say they're rich. For example, is forty game never gets old.
I hate you guys so much. I am not forty. And you know the worst part about that.
That is Taylor Hanson, my favorite hands and that I was in love with when I was a kid, and Tim made him say.
That I was forty and I'm not forty.
Forty, Jay, you're lucky.
You're so lucky.
You're email.
A right notice, like I really quiet. I love this. It's just so refreshing.
Honestly, when you mentioned the year you were born the other day or graduated.
My god, I was born in nineteen ninety.
I know, for someone so young, you gets so much work done. All right? Okay?
Do you told me I stormed out of a party again because someone told me my face looks like a Halloween costume. I mean, I haven't had that much work done?
All right?
Do Yober?
You do whatever makes you feel good, exactly relaxing.
And you do it every couple of months.
Al right.
First and one, I'm going to need the age of dom dellam nominated for six ARIA Awards Best Solo Song of the Year. Engineer, that'll be a oh, engineer, it would be an after party.
Okay, he looks young. Just looking young. I'm observant.
I've probably gone a little over.
Okay, I'm going to hand you.
Don't read my first text I sent to you.
You can't know.
You're not allowed to do that.
No, be the one I said, just to test my texts come through.
I don't read that.
Don't read that one.
Okay, you'll hang on. No, no, no, okay. So I've got Ricky's. Yeah, closest to the mark.
God looks really young.
He isn't. He's thirty two, Ricky he said twenty six.
He looks like a baby.
Yeah, good skin, but that's you know, that's a professional shot, so it's hard to tell.
It's click retouching, etcetera.
All right, next one up, Next person you are playing for Kylie Mino, be nice. She is royalty.
I do I know her age, but it's not coming to me.
Isn't a bit unfair? She's up for Best Independent Release, yes.
One word, yes, yes. The record label she's signed to is not independent, is what?
But she's perfection.
She's perfection for every single award.
I'm really nervous because I do know her age, but then I don't know her I've forgotten and now if if if I go too far over you know how the game works, right, I do know how the game works. Every bloody day, Jay, she's celebrated.
Okay, Ricky has locked in her heads.
I can I'm doing it. I've got to hope Danny's not listening. Danny sometimes listens in.
The car with the Hot Crisp. Yeah, hot cross.
Well that no better if you don't. I just thought she celebrated a milestone.
Hello, Danny, if you're listening, Oh my god, Ricky, Ricky, you put fifty one. Oh my god, she's fifty six. And Joe, what did you put?
Did you did not put sixty? Sixty?
Joe birthday?
That's what I said. But the milestone was fifty.
I know. Used to know? Again, do you know? Or is this one of those signed into.
The DMN have to hand back my gay?
Oh my god, Ricky's done it.
You are so Kylie, John, that is unbelievable.
I feel sick. It's okay, I'm so sorry, Kylie and Danny. If you're listening, the whole family back.
To Baker's toight grab yourself and others. What's it saying? Oh my god?
Oh no, she said she said a voice.
Note, Oh, should we play live? Where's that dumpington? Yep?
Oh, here we go.
Hang on.
I'm so sorry, daddy.
Angel.
This is Nova. It is a Ricky, Lee, Tim, and Joel minus Tim Jace in for Tim this afternoon helping out and being the parent of the ship.
Yeah, we found ourselves in happiness with you. It's been wonderful.
It's been an absolute treat this afternoon, two hours a day. I don't know.
How you do it. It's when you see how hard we work. Now, it's nice that there's another witness.
Another witness, so that really backbreaking work that we do.
It's nice.
It's nice to do a show with you. Finally that has my name on it.
At like three different stations where she is this right, she filled in. We're doing breakfast in Melbourne at a different station, and Ricky filled in and we put her up the swanky hotel. She went and cooked her own meals the whole.
That's amazing call.
That's when I was skinny.
I was really healthy then I was cooking all my meals, steaming my vegetables off.
Yeah, on all the room service pay she puts crispy shalots and everything. I love a Crisby eyes, so I'm not complaining.
Rich judges me every time I put them on my salads, because he's like, do you really need that many?
And I'm like, yeah, I do, actually really want to? Should ask me another question?
Questions that Tim's hosting sit down meal is a cocktail.
It is seated where we're actually watching it live on stand right now on the screens in the studio. Abamax is performing on stage right now. Everyone is on tables. He's just done, you know, He's done a little walk.
About through the room. He's just talking to Troy Savant.
He's gonna give very like the Brits type vibe, which I like. No, I don't think there's meals at the Ari's. It's a bit more low geez lots of Yeah.
It definitely drinks at the Aris, but I have some grabs. If you guys want to hear, hear what Tim's been up to. This was Tim opening the Arias with his little monologue. Now, please welcome your host for this evening from Nova sm Tim Blackwell.
The Smell of Pyrotechnics.
Welcome to the twenty twenty four Ario Awards. In partnership with YouTube, I am Tim Blackwell. It's a dream come true to host tonight. I'm usually like a serial guest, but tonight I promise I'll stay what's known as awards host sober.
I promise. Are you ready for a big one? You know? We had him on our breakfast show this morning and he was saying like he never even dreamed of hosting this because he never thought it'd even be possible.
Yeah, but he's not doing it, and he's perfect.
He is the most perfect person for this job. He loves music, he loves Australian music. He's such a huge supporter of the industry, so he really is the perfect man for the job. And he actually spoke on The Arias about his first ever album that he bought.
The Arias hold a very special place.
In my heart.
Now most people would remember their first album. I honestly have my first album in my hand. It is this is going to show my age. The best of the Aris nineteen ninety one. There's in Excess, there's John Farnham, there's Archie Roach. I might work the room later and get it signed, but anyway, this is a double cassette.
How hard core was that? That would genuinely be from his collection.
Absolutely, that's what's so nice. It not like nice and lovely Bardo.
Someone had to Hi album.
That's huge.
I can't believe.
I actually thought mine was handsome.
Oh I was the Cranberries because I was in love with Michelle and worked to Mabes and she wanted to go to the concert. Yeah, yeah, Hey, Ricky, you've got a shout out. Take a listen to this?
Can I just take this moment so obviously to celebrate a friend of mine, my radio host, so one of my besties. Because earlier this year, Ricky Lee debuted a new album. She put it out independently, and it's in his very first week. It hit number one on the ARIA chart. So shout out to Ricky. Come on and all the very hard working independent artists out there, slogging their guts out one more time for all the independence.
Good friend.
Look at him.
I love him so much. He's killing it. Thanks for the thanks for the shout out, Buddy.
I asked you, guys, is there a special way you were in the show. You both looked into the distance and I was talking about you problem I've got here the end of show music? Does this ring a bell?
I've actually reached my word counts for the day.
John generally the last person to do the story, we say is on the graveyard ship. Yeah right, well technically Joel is done.
Now, well both of your faces early when I was like, do you want to throw to the callers and you're like, what do you mean we have to send their name?
Yeah, okay, this is on the house, but no, we just this is the house. But no, we just say yeah by later show tomorrow.
Oh god, so many draw Tomorrow Holidays.
Oh we are we are.
No, you get a share of twenty thousand dollars over holidays with Big four Holiday parks.
And then I didn't read that off a sheet at all. I knew that it was in my head.
Yes, Tomorrow Show's Friday show yep, Days of the Week, Hey, joy seconds tonight, guys.
Thank you for having me.
We love me days, We love you, You're wonderful.
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