Ricki-Lee, Tim & JoelDump Day, Short Kings & A Very Unlucky Bed Wetter
America has a brand-new top dog, and it’s a Giant Schnauzer making history! Meanwhile, the Backstreet Boys are heading to Vegas, and a wild new study reveals a surprising perk of being short. Plus, we unpack why so many people break up right before Valentine’s Day, how half of young men have never asked someone out in person, and which celeb is out here exposing their ex for wetting the bed. Oh, and Below Deck Down Under’s Captain Jason joined us for Quick Draw—and the girls and gays are absolutely swooning!
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It's so good as soon as you hit four o'clock. I used to drive around my sparkly blue Ford Focus listening to that.
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So you've ever said, guess what?
Guess what today is?
Shirt Day?
No? Shut up? What is today?
Quick draw?
It's World Radio Day?
Oh my god?
And what are what are we doing?
Now? We're doing the radio doing the radio.
We've got a day.
Everyone's got a day these days.
Congratulations everyone in radioulations to all you find bog and are you listening.
To the radio right now?
Ricky Lee to Michelle.
Happy world radio day. Guys, what a radio day. We were Rocky you know the Ben Elton Show. And they like this as in like current times. Yeah, so they're like Internet Google.
Can we do? You know how you're like a dinosaur of the radio industry in your career, you're the nova Barnacle. Yeah, can't scrub off. We may or may not have uncovered a little something cute for you. It's it should be up there on your little little wall. And this is this is a little bit of Tim Blackwell from the early days. The thing that says don't play, the thing it says don't play. That's a surprise for you, and you hate surprises. This is a little something were uncovered from from you know, four hundred BC, Tim.
And I'm nineteen then I was born in Hobart, Tasmania. But we don't really like to pummit that too many people.
So from Sydney. What is that I remember?
Cut?
And of course you putting a sassy little gag. Of course that was from the.
From radio school.
What happened?
I don't know what were we there? I just said at nineteen.
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. I was laughing in your face.
It looks like we were define that.
Oh we've got a lot, we've got to hold dossier on. You don't worry.
Oh yeah, wow, we're going to start letting it drip.
Yeah, it's so cute. I remember that T shirt so well. I loved with my good T shirt.
It's a good fan course, love her great eyebrows too, Yes, and.
Congratulations a million years in radio.
It's about makes it. It's about radios and medium. I know.
But you're like the Rhonda birch More of Australia.
I mean, ye is lovely. Obviously she's she's the greatest.
She's the greatest. Leg's eleven.
Well, congratulate on the radio. Still, you know it's a medium that moves with the times and does it what.
Yeah, you know, lots of people love the radio. It makes I have. I had a message from some a lovely person today whose name escapes me, but said it makes driving home in peak hour actually fun.
Bearable, bearable. I reckon now if I'm looking at home, I've got three radios on currently.
Still got the radio all the time in your house all.
The time, which is your warm hugs exactly right.
Sometimes a little bit clammy, but that's okay. Pay you cold.
Sometimes a bit bitchy every now and then.
You are right though.
It is a quick draw day today, Joel, quick draw day.
Yes, it's a Thursday.
When I'm at the helm. I always steered toward victory. That is our secrets.
Yeah, I always steer it to victory. Is it a driver here, Grant Daniel? If one's coming up, formula one's coming back? We just did a thing for Australian ron Prix. Oh my god, it's a Danna Rocado.
Win very much. We'll meet.
I guess up to fight, but up next we want to know if you've got something that's giant.
Yes, tell us what have you got that's a giant?
Right?
Who's going through you or me?
Ricky leads him and Joel heard of it over.
Hey, jel By has some dirty cash hanging around, And I wanted to buy tickets to a comedy show anywhere around the country.
And if my favorite ar comedian was Joel crazy.
Yeah, Well, I mean i'd say, what wonderful taste you have? You go to live nation dot com, dot au and if you're in Perth, and I mean, I'm coming to Melbourne, Sydney Adelaide I started three weeks but Brisbane and Perth are so close to sold out. So if you're in either of those cities, now's the time.
Where did I come and see you in Adelaide that time?
Yeah?
The Garden of Delights, Garden of Lights.
How I'm in Gluttony this year in Gluttony, what.
Glass They're fun names.
Adelaide Fringe is fantastic. It's such a good festival.
I'm more of a Woe Madelaide guy.
It's almost they're all on at the same time.
What is Woe Madelaide again?
For women, It's like you're saying, we speaking language.
Adelaide a big thing.
Because the clips all used to be on at the same time, and it was really great when a car would go by bye just as you're delivering, like you major punchline. Awesome, thank you for that. Yep, that was awesome.
Anyone helping us with Ye Madelade?
Yeah, and womack the world music, arts and the dance. That's what I was going to say, two d's in dance today, Dean.
Okay, let's talk about some giant things.
Yes, what do you have this giant? For example my forehead? I'm well aware I have a giant for.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
It's a beautiful giant. Maybe you have a giant TV.
I don't know a giant TV.
Oh, someone's doing well.
I actually wear a bit too big.
I know we're getting a new and I've noticed and I'm so embarrassed. Put one in the bedroom, chuck the other one over the beltony.
Can you do a man to pick it up?
Now?
I know today's World Radio Day, but yesterday.
Big big day, Big big.
Day in the canine community. Last night was the one hundred and forty ninth Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show held in Madison Square Garden.
If you don't mind, it's Westminster as in England and held at Madison Square Garden.
Well, I think it's the most prestigious dog show there is.
It sounds very justly in there anymore. Sure they need to fill those things.
To get some dogs in so it celebrates Oh actually no, it's not because it celebrates America's top K nine. Oh, they must go into like a world sort of idle type situation.
Definitely England, right am? I making that up?
That's what you naturally assume.
Surely.
Now, I watched I reckon every every station last night had this is like lead news. I guess we need a bit of like friendly news. So I know that this is a big deal because normally the winner is like a golden retriever or something like that. That's yeah. I mean I'd enter my gorgeous girl girlfriend, beautiful chow chow girl, I know, but she wouldn't be able to do any of the tricks because she's very poorly.
And also she's like can't be bothered, no thanks, she doesn't like.
Leaving the house. Yes, and the jogs are judged on balance weight side.
You got four legs, Yeah, some of the four legs.
Depends on how many drinks they've had.
Whiskers on your thickness, Oh we get enter you bluckers your tail where I pick you've got whiskers.
Oh yeah, okay, I still got that pash rash.
Their shoulders like bone muscle, like it's all all all.
So it's like a bodybuilding competition.
For it really is.
Now this is the first time that this dog has ever won America's most prestigious award in the night five years that it's been going on. And I will let the head judge announce the winner for you pay pola.
For a Boston show. At the ninth annual Westminster Kennel.
Club Dog Shell, I choose the giant Schnauzy.
If it's carting giant Schnauzer, Monty's busted show. Look at that fcial hair ab real heartbreaker at the dog parks.
Imagine him slipping your bomb a giant Schnauzer.
No thanks, I say there, Kathy thirty twenty ten.
Give us a call and tell us what you've got this giant.
Maybe you're a vegetable grow and you've got one of those big cucumbers.
A huge leads him and Joel.
All right, we are talking about the Westminster Dog Show.
Guess what job Grease it?
Yes?
The reason I tell her in the US it's the Westminster Hotel in Manhattan, so it's not Westminster in the UK.
Westminster, you're Minster.
That's how I walk in.
And the Westminster Hotel in Manhattan.
If you win our New York Prize on Friday. You could pop by and check it out.
That's good core because that's in New York, Manhattan, New York.
I'm really coming through on World Radio day four and a half years into my.
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Notice how there's no dot a you there, Joel?
Interesting online pirates stole dot Com off me. I'm now dot com dode call me patriotic whatever.
If you want to sell tickets internationally, it's confusing.
Oh go to Live Nation dot com. Do you no, that's interesting. Oh they've got Live Nations all around the world, the world's number one touring agent.
I love actually in email communication with Live Nation as we speak to him.
Oh my god. By the way, can I just say, do you know how many texts I've had from people because Kylie Minogue's in town, thinking that I can just organize them, like, oh yeah, sure, I've got ten tickets signals. Friend, So Danny is my friend. Kylie is an acquaintances the same.
You made Danny.
If you're listening, please back me up, I love you baby.
Yeah.
So Monty the giant Schnauzer one first time this breed's ever one change. You know, I love a giant.
Chnoles generally that have giant snausers.
Yes, he won. He won the one hundred and forty ninth Westminster Camera Club.
Slay Monty Slain, Kathy, you've been hanging on for ages, so apologize.
Advanced by guy. Run out of time for your story, though, I have a great stay.
What have you got This giant My rescue puppy Archie is just two years old now and he weighs forty four kilo.
Oh that's bigger than my girl.
A very cuv.
He's absolutely he's a big goofball. He's just beautiful.
I love that song Watch out for Rescue.
Though in the middle of the night, you know TSD stuff comes back, Kathy.
If you want a really great show to binge over the weekend, I did a documentary about dogs in pounds and and it was fantastic. It's called New Leation Life. It's on ABC. If you can bings.
You're really enjoyed, have a look for that, Joel.
Yeah, I was so expecting black Is to fade me out. There that I actually know how to explain the show.
Fad me out.
You normally do it when I bang on about something.
These too should get a podcast, is regularly Tim Now, no.
Driving you home?
Where did I see the Backstreet Boys? And I thought I recognized them as friends? Not that they were Backstreet Boys?
Was that Harry Stars the Harry Starles concert?
I was like, and they're like, and I just thought I recognized them from around the traps.
It was usual out AJ and.
Who's a J? And Nick and Howie and that? Right?
Yeah, do that all the time.
What are they doing?
I'm so excited about this Backstreets back guys, Backstreets Back. I've never been more excited. I want to get on a plane as soon as this is happening. The Backstree Boys are doing.
The Sphere Guy the Sphere.
They've renounced to Vegas residency at the Sphere in July nine shows into the Millennium, which I'm guessing is like a throwback to their Millennium album.
July is that good?
Julyi's great July.
I'm checking my diary now.
July is good.
I'll come with you, can.
We My diary is incomplete. I'm just going to play. That's the best.
It's the best, is the best remembers of your house remember this at your house.
Hello, sorry, I'm checking, Ricky.
We can go.
I've got available, perfect, Let's go.
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Beken.
I pray for this heart to be not so puffed. We really went there with that song. If you missed it, The Backstree Boys have just announced their Vegas residency.
Ye yeah, Now, today is the day that most people around the world get dumped. If you've been dumped today, I'll even say in the last twenty four hours, what cause now will make.
You feel better?
Oh? Yeah, sure, we'll try say.
Day that we met, we were both on a Ricky lead him and Joe.
Who chimming him Jack And you're in your little tidy.
Whitey today you all you've got your five year old son's T.
Shirt on that. He's six now, thank you very much.
Six now he.
Has just stopped aging.
Six.
Well, you can't stop aging. He's a growing boy, very cute.
He's the most ridiculously like. He enrages me. Yeah, I know, I feel Yeah, you know what I mean. It's that cute anger. Do you think cute aggression? I think that's what it's called.
Do you think he'll be the dumper or the dumper when he's older, he's going.
To break so many haids that he's going to be the dumper. He'll be like barb it.
Someone said to me the other day as well about the Lardie, that he's like the straightest kid they've ever met, too, Like he's just like, hey, he's going to be straight. Yeah, Like you could feel it. You can just tell feel us in his eyes.
Our parents could it with me?
Thirteen Today is the day as National breakup Day or dump day, and now it's not national radio it's International Radio Day. Not not dump as if we dump an F word.
Crack left for the show.
Let me know, give me the green light. It's right on the tip of tongue.
Always fifty percent of people would consider dumping someone right before Valentine's Day to save cash because it's the big v cash money.
It's that it's that ridiculous, that sillier reason.
Well, I think that's the reason. I think that's the reason.
So do you really spend money on Valentine's Apart from maybe just a little meal out.
I think Jack's gotten me something, and now I've got it. I've got a few hours left to get something.
Back because you asked me before and I was like, do you really need to buy a present? Like is that a thing? Like?
Well, it hasn't been, but no, I think I've discovered a present under the bed.
Or it could just be something he bought for himself.
That's actually more likely. And I told you about discovered the president under the bed.
Yes, I was cleaning and I discovered something. Oh no, well lucky he doesn't listen to the show I think he got I'm not going to say what it is, but you're okay. I think he's bought me like the original Gypsy the musical vinyl. Oh no, if he's you have a record sold? No, we don't have a record player.
I didn't think.
Why have I said this? If he hears this, I'm such a bad fiance.
But whatever, you should get him something that you don't have, so.
Like like a record player.
So we want to know in the last twenty four hours have you been dumped? Amelia is on the line.
Hello, Hello, how are you well?
Where good? Okay?
Yeah?
Yeah, So last night I was dumped.
What happened?
Talk us through it?
Yeah, so we've been together for just under a year.
That's okay, that's the twelve month. Yeah, he just sent me a text.
What and I can't do this anymore. It's just you're not for me.
On text. I'm so sorry, Amelia. You deserve so much better than that. Oh.
Yes, so it's been hard, but my best friends organized a fancy restaurant for us tomorrow.
Is that what Galentine's Days?
Or that that's Galentine's Day?
Amelia? Do you want us to say anything like specifically that you can, like, you know, send to him.
It'll probably get down to though, Yeah, it will.
It will.
Well, you made a mistake, old mate, because Amelia is divine.
And we all know what you're thinking, Amelia, and we're just sending that out there without saying it on the radio, you know what I mean?
How old are you Amelia?
Twenty five?
Okay, that's good. That's a nice age plenty.
I wouldn't have age plenty more fishing to see Amelia will.
Stay quiet.
Plenty more fish, Amelia.
Are you're right?
Chel Are there single guys in New York? Because we could be sending you there tomorrow. Your last chance is to get in the drawer after.
This, Ricky leads him and Chel.
Yes the weekend bang. That's great for me. Everyone getting dumped today on the big dump day.
I know we love you Amelia. You were too good for him. I said that from the get guys, what you're saying off their I was not even in.
The studio off you were saying other things highly an appropriate.
Jo about Amelia, both of you.
And then how long becose vegetables for? I was like, what's happening?
I've written that out for hu Joel. You should put.
Yourself to vegetables in good friends a chance to getting the drawer from New York now?
Because how's this?
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Can I just say I did get a slide into my DMS too. Someone was requesting some Broadway recommendations, so I would say Gypsy Sunset Boulevard or Death Becomes Her with Michelle Williams from from Destiny's Child.
That's a Broadway show. You could do that because we have two return Economy fights with in.
New Zealand Preemum Economy bro three nights of.
The New York Marriott Marquise, Sweet Airs, Bra Noise, and then three nights at the w And have we mentioned that's right in the middle of town.
The w W Times, Square Times Forever.
It's in the title, isn't it the.
First time I went to New York?
Beautiful, gorgeous, good cocktail bar. Oh, it's important for a little pre show a pit.
Two tickets to a Broadway show thanks to the Broadway Collection, and two thousand, five hundred cash and is Benning money?
Okay? Oh my god, Madison, Madison Avenue, do you get it?
Oh my gosh, Madison Square Garden. Oh my god, it is a sign.
This is our New York minute. Tomorrow we're giving one of the trip so far.
Three people in the running, Nikki, Natalie Christian Off the top of my head, and I believe scrub into the middle song today.
We're gonna scrub about a minute.
You're going to be fine, Madison.
We've gotta scrub about a minute of the song.
And then you tell us the song title and you are in Tomorrow's running for all that Okay, sure, no worries.
You're ready now.
So I was cutting him off to you, don't worry, Madison.
Here we go.
Mind, we will sitting on the avenue tomorrow. You up against Christian, Natalie and Nikky.
One in four chance.
It's a huge fries you see tomorrow.
Ricky leads him and Jill.
Here, I'm gonna get your live. I'm ready.
I'm ready to sucker dream course.
You bleeding me, Joe.
Vampire cheeky, you say it, it's not it is.
Vampire static glasses on screen.
Now.
I know the super Bowl was Monday, but we're still getting trickling feeds from halftime entertainment.
Okay, I'm going to make a controversial statement. You know how we kind of canned it on Monday. We didn't really like it.
I stouldn't. I still really don't like it.
I love it. I've turned. I've turned at the hard corner. I'm obsessed. I can't stop. I can't stop watching out but I can't stop trying to learn watching it. I can't stop watching it because now I'm watching all of the layers, all of the layers, and all of the little references and all the little Easter eggs and all the cultural references.
It's the halftime.
It's the halftime shots on an m Night shamal On movie. I just want to, but I know I don't want to have to get the twist at the end where everyone's dead.
But I'm the same with Beyonce. When I watched her Cowboy Carter Christmas Bowl thing, I was like, but then I watched it again and I liked it. Is this about Kendrick Lamar's weird short flared jeans or what they're discussing And I can't. I shouldn't be reducing into his weird flared jeans, but I can't.
And guess what I found out? He was dressed by Oshkosh.
Larry.
They are so solid They're fine, aren't they know.
Either of you wore those. I would be a good friend and say, please turn around and go home, get in your car, drive home. I'll wait for wherever we're going and go and change your pants.
Please the discuss it's almost the same size as me, because guess what these jeans were originally made for Timothy Chalomaye. And there are ladies size tween one waist that's you, yeah dead, there two thousand dollars Celene for one of my cars, and you can google them if you'd like to get them for yourself. Serve jeans. Can we get a pair for me?
Yeah?
The show?
No, I've got your back.
The two grand We're not gonna be two thousand.
Dollars on jeans that you're not gonna wear for the show.
Funny video for Jermaine. The online ideas to you brot good stuff.
They're just so bad. I'm not I not. I think. I spoke to Michelle Stevens and our news reader before a beautiful news reader, and Michelle said that she liked that. I like them for her, though not on a mate.
Maybe they're on Easter Egg. Maybe they're means.
Oh maybe he's fighting Selene the brand.
It's just seen. He's going to be in the Titanic.
He's going to New Be.
Okay, next glossy. What's happening here?
That is something I've never seen before.
Oh come on, come on, Charles, Robert do better.
That is a beatle.
No Gallagher, no gay.
He slammed in the Males halftime show on a UK radio supports station called talkSPORT is.
To switch off. It was absolute nonsense. Well I didn't watch it. I just switched it off.
Three hundred people getting out of a car in the first two minutes and it was like, incredible.
How they do that? I don't I don't like the halftime nonsense and all that. It's usually I don't like, So I never watched the half time.
Okay, you and him are the same person, and that's exactly what you said. Cool, cool trick. You got a thousand people coming out of the car and.
The trig at the top of the car. There was no other tricks.
Well, the car thing was done and never needs to be done again. As I said the other day, Spice Girls closing ceremony of the twenty twelve Olympics when they all came out of separate cabs and it made the British Union jack amazing.
What's what's the east rigg? About the car? What does that mean?
There? Is?
It's the car? Is the type of car? Is the title of his album? I can't remember the name of the car and it has some kind of a reference that I've forgotten. So cool story. Don't want to tell me you Marbella.
Okay, last, we'll see what's happening here.
Guys, I learned so much. This is Chloe Kardashian. That end of that is a whack photo of her. She's a gorgeous girl.
I love her.
She's got a podcast.
Which is exposed one of her past relationships in the latest episode of Chloe in Wonderland podcast.
In Wonderland and she talks about she's dieted. Several men that have been have wet the bed repeatedly.
I was dating someone. I can't remember if we were intimate or not at this point I'm I'm assuming we were and he slept over and he wet the bed. No, but like just wet the bed. And I was like, Okay, that's weird obviously because we're adults. This is weird twenty and older.
Okay, adults.
He was never addressed it, like, we never talked about it.
I was like, I want to know which basketball player was?
That is a podcast I don't need to listen to else.
I watched the Little Shorts on Instagram. You know that's.
Up for real inst Can I have us.
Hearing me down late Tim Blackwell's crazy.
Job and shove it.
That's a nice siet take the rest of the day off. Wow, this is Lee sim Minchelle.
Yes, we haven't called it yet.
I was just about to say we've got we've got a quick draw. Guests coming in the battery. Boys are doing sphere like how excited?
Yes, Ricktor guest is around the corner. When I'm at the helm, I always steered toward victory.
I've worked out and I'm so excited. You're gonna lose?
Is it ed Helms?
No?
Ricky, who isn't if you're if you're not above deck?
Where are you?
I decided, Okay, that's coming up next.
We're going to talk dating again. We'll do it after girls.
Ricky Lee, tim Minchell.
I'm still so impressed with our Red Room with Kid Roy last year.
I was impressed with the hosting.
Oh, the hosting was made admiscent.
Also, it's very nerve wracking hosting in front of Smallsey because Marsey was like standing there watching us.
He's like a god, of course.
And he's got one of the great actors, Miles Teller on the show after eight o'clock tonight.
Wow.
And on your Taylor Joy, who's gorgeous? Who's that she's in? I think she's in the was she in the New Bond? And that was that was her big breakout? Am I correct in saying that she's in Queen's Gambit?
Oh?
Yeah, she's stunning.
You never watched Queen's Gambit?
What kind of questions that?
I mean, one of the biggest shows on.
Chess watching a chess show.
It's so good, though, is it? Do you know what I finished? And I feel like you will like it? Apple sided Vinegar, I.
Just I just I'm about to start.
Oh my god, I.
Didn't really know anything about that. Whos amazing?
Mel Gibson Bell Belle Gibson, who plays Tara Brown. That's what I want to know in the interview.
Yes, I don't know the actress's name, but she's one of those iconic Australian she's like in everything. She's like. Of course she's going to be the one playing Tara Brown.
Not the girl.
I love her. I love her. She could actually act too.
Yes.
Can I just get to go back to chess? Do you know who I was sitting next to her to function recently?
The Queen Again, I didn't walk into the nude chess or something.
Yeah, there was a bit of nude chess happening at the strip. Chess happening at my house the other night. I was not involved. No, I was sitting next to the Belarussian two time world chess champion.
Did you recognize them?
No?
She brought it up in conversation, not in a name dropping way. She was fascinating.
That was one of my favorite stories of all time, the guy that cheated in the chess championship.
Right, that was one of the great stories.
Yeah, you're not here for that. What were you doing idol or something?
Leaning up against premium?
No, it was like twelve months ago.
Really, Yes, maybe I was at idol?
Can we find out when that's that story was? That was great.
I was definitely leaning on a walk because I don't remember that rings nolla.
Next, it is Valentine's Day, Eve, it is Have you ever asked anyone out before?
Have you never asked anyone out before?
This clew my mind this morning when I really thought about this, all.
Right, we'll do it after this. James Arthur was he's in telling you it is, he's in tail.
James Ricky leads him and Jelle on nover.
Thank you, sigular, I'm James Arthur. Okay.
First, it's a Galantine's Day today, Tomorrow'm confused.
It's today day? Today is gallantine?
How do Galentine's Day today? Girls?
Yes, get on the bench, dies or later.
But what.
Are you freaked out about?
Well?
I read this story about how half people aged eighteen to forty nine are using online dating apps a website, so forty five pcent of men between eighteen and twenty five have never actually approached a woman in person and asked for a date. And then for a second, I like went on the dating earths and ruining society in my that's my first response in my head. And then I sat there for a second and thought, I've actually never asked anyone on to date either really never, not once ever in my whole life. And it blew my tiny mind.
Because because fucked to you, of course.
No, I.
Take a number please.
There's also this like thing where it was like the guy thing to do to ask out the girl so that change number.
No, I've never said it. Would you like to have like I've asked for numbers?
If we would have gone up to someone in a bar and said hello and had a chat and then exchange numbers like I've never I've never done that.
I've left a number on the back of a coaster. He never contacted How dare he?
Do you know?
My mum proposed to my dad.
She see that's such clean behavior, such.
Queen Queen Australian.
Remember I remember once like Miranda curR Or something said in an interview like, oh my god, no one because people so intimidated by me. No one ever comes up and asks me out like please.
It would be true. She's gorgeous, she's a supermodel and she's very famous. It's so hard about it being hard.
It's just hot and unapproachable.
Okay, well then Ricky ask you know, pretend I am? You know straight? Yeah I am. I mean I'm an actor. I'm some hot, straight bloke at a bar, right and.
Everything, really struggling to get there.
I have another beer? Please?
Oh this is I love like the look of this fine bird.
But so you're coming up to me.
You're hitting on her thin thin That's all I'm saying to you.
Now you go, oh by those that did not work, it's for you.
So what am I? That's the creepy guys?
This?
Yeah, you're the voye you're keeping Tom?
Is it crazy?
Is perfect?
I don't think you can it is just a crazy thought that as a thirty nine year old woman, I've realizing that I've never done you know what.
I mean, it's hard to realize. You've been famous for a long time.
You're part of the Australian pop culture.
Have you have you never asked, oh my god, what's happening?
You're in a playground?
Ben? Have you ever asked anybody out? No?
No?
Is that what I'm getting.
I've never been asked out.
But I've only asked one girl out and now.
She's my wife.
Beautiful, Thank you, thank you. I like that a lot. See strike right there, you go. Even kids now, right, remember when we were kids and we used to have to awkwardly call up the and like talk to the parents, yes, on your best behavior, and you knew that there was another phone in the house that was off the hook and someone was listening the whole time. Kids now don't even have to do that weird awkward thing because they have their own phones and they're in their rooms and they're just talking and they can call each other. They don't have to have that Like car.
Even kissing someone was this huge achievement and you talked about it for ages and then it wasn't for months later you had another kiss, Yes, but anyone.
Because it was too hard to get there.
My fourteen year old sister told me the other day she's done with her ho fas. My fourteen year old sister told me the other day she's done with.
Her ho fas. It feels like a different thing on over.
No sort to it, man, don't want no, don't.
Want no now. Short kings listener longevity experts. That's their title. I assume that's doctors. They've conducted a study on the relationship between health and people's lifespans.
Great good.
I think that's you know, pretty basic.
Call them long when they're discussing short people.
Oh, I know, I'm so sorry. I put out an apology to all the short kings about what's a short king. A short king is someone I think that is short and but like embraces it like I don't care.
Weird example Yeah, or Kendrick Lamar.
Yeah, zach Efron is zach Efron short? Yeah? I assume I assume he's not as tall as he could have just gone with me and we could have moved on.
John Cena is nowhere near as tall as I thought he was.
A lot of those American guys like Mark Wberg wrestler energy.
Oh my god, Mark Warburs.
Is up to tiny.
Yes, well this is good news for him, though good news to him because historically being short was linked to poor early life nutrition and resulted in high mortality.
Right.
However, the study by these longevity experts has now revealed that shorter men may live up to specifically three years longer than taller men.
Hard has to do less work, pushing it all around, pushing that butt around, that little body beautiful.
Yeah, a stroke, you're saying, pushing and then the finger movement as well, draws neck.
We'll meet our guess this Pricky leads him until.
The du bar has announced future Nostalgia, the fifth Anniversary special Leation drivele Vinylay eight.
Yes, that's what the.
Heart to say that, and Drake's tonight in Melbourne. Can you this is just a purely selfish question. Where's Drake playing? Because it could change my drive home?
Would we robbed Labor?
I hope not, because that's on my way home. He's doing Marvel?
Surely?
No?
Sorry?
Right?
Taking the other one, what do you ben?
You go see Amy Shark my best friend or by Perth and Rudimental and Kyle's playing in Perth on Saturday, Exciting that Billy Your Tuesday and the Fact Boy Slims in March and Apho we just heard from his in March too.
Huge talk track. You don't like it, dude, I really like it. It's my favorite off that new album.
Okay, let's meet our next picture guests.
Our next guest is the man who steers both the ship and the drama.
So one really good looking happen.
Master of the high seas and even high attention.
I can't do it, card do it? You don't just quit.
He's always in control. On below deck down under.
Please welcome aboard.
Hey guys, Hello, and now I smell like you a little bit of my fragrance.
I knew you were in the building because all of the women and some of the gays are running around squealing and screaming, and now we all smell like you. It's a delicious.
Yeah, thank you.
What do you what do your like social media d ms look like? Or do you just not even look?
Captain Jason, I don't look twice, but always check.
Yeah, you can come in though, and you saw our chemist warehouse many warehouse and it's filled with fragrances. And then you stormed out and I thought, oh wow, there's a conflict. There's a conflict of interest. But we'll talk about it below deck. But I want to talk about how I already smell like you. Is it when is the fragrance out?
Or is it that it should be out? Probably about April March. I don't want to put date on it. But we've started in Bali. Now it's being made in Australia. It started with me doing essential oils, but I've actually found this fragrance to kind of encapsulates what I ocean waterfalls and.
I'm going to get barley belly from this.
The thing is I want emphasize I work with a lot of foundations, classroom rebuilding schools in Indonesia. That's the foundation, and everything we actually sell will be There'll be a big portion of it going back to a ticker that we can all do a project with amazing beautiful.
So I've got a few things coming out of it.
You'll see the kimono coming out in season three, so I've got that coming out, plus to the Captain's lounge, that's going to be my website which will drop, so a lot of the stuff and my blogs will be on there.
Captain Jason is monetizing ladies a course. I love that.
I love true at the moment, are they behaving if you've got any issues with the boats and what's going on?
But you said the bos and yeah, keep an eye on that one.
I just want to use the word we.
Look, you're seeing the first charter, the first couple of episodes that goes the whole way we have. I think what I like about this season is there's everyone gets involved, like there's a story about everyone. A lot of growth, a lot of growth, a little bit of romance. We didn't have that much in season one and to and we're in the sea shells.
I mean, so had you been there before?
Now it's like a bucket list for me. I've always I love remote locations. I spent a lot of time up in Puppa in Guinea and Indonesia and stuff, and now to actually go somewhere else. Look, I didn't want to be away from Australia, but given the logistics of the filming, you need to be in a certain location where which which we did, like North Queensland had it all, but there's not much in Australia. It's a rough coast and we did all Australia, so I like it. So the audience gets to see a different location. It's like a bit of a travel show to them too.
I mean, I've always wanted to go to the sea shells. What can you tell me about it? I need to with great diving, great diving, beautiful islands, beautiful people.
And they eat back curry.
There you can actually have that horry as.
I said back as in back muscles curry.
But curry no thanks.
Things.
The wings put me off. The leathery wing.
They're nice and crispy. If they've been deep fried and seasoned, I'm sure it would be leathery wings.
I don't know about that.
Yeah. Bit of w when you're on a charter and the guests ask you to join them for dinner. Yeah, do you hate that? Because I would hate that so much because you can't really say no.
Yeah.
Look, it's one of my favorite things. But usually when I know that's going to happen, it really takes a long time for the stewardess to find me.
Yeah somewhere.
It is the most uncomfortable thing and they asked the same question all the time. And look, especially, I've actually had to refuse a couple of times because they're just absolutely drunk all.
Day because you can't.
You can't drink.
No, no, I can't, but it makes it even worse.
That's why he came with a fragrance, so you can drink the fragrance. Yeah, we understand, Captain Jason.
Can you tell me the story behind I'm friends with Hannah Feria, Chief's Jews Anna Faria, who is delightful and she got she made some great reality TV. What was the story there? Did she somehow introduce you to Below Deck?
No?
I reached out to her once I found out was on and we had mutual friends, so I kind of used her advice to go forward. You know, when I was at bit Hasn't look, I was leaving the boats for about two years because I didn't see my daughter for eighteen months. So I was like, I'm giving up yachting. I'm going to go and hang out with my daughter. This jumped in my lap. It was great, The interviews were great, and I was here. It was kind of just at the end of COVID, and I reached out to Hannah and just said, what do you tell me what? She had a great time. She had nothing but good things to say about it. You know, it was a big moment in her life that she really looks back on and loves. And I probably wouldn't have signed if she didn't say you go for it, because I didn't know anyone.
What was your background then? What were you doing? What have you done for most of your life before being on a hate U series?
Look, I did a couple of trades in Australia, took off. I was a bit of a nomad, fell into this. I was a rugby league player back in the day and fell into this over in America. My first boat was all the crew off the Wolf of.
Wall Streets and the Captain. Yeah after.
I did also pick it up at any point in the movie, like, it doesn't matter where it is, I will watch it.
Yeah every single time.
Oh wow, so that Jordan Belford?
Yeah well no, that was so all of that crew went. I went to another boat after the boat sunk. Dean sunk, and so I met them up in Rhode Island, New England, and I got on a boat and just that was it, And I started as an engineers assistant, and.
Then it didn't really work my way up. I went onto a boat as an engineer, a smaller thirty meter boat. It didn't sell. The crew were gone and I was just looking after it in Florida in South Beach. So I was going to and then it didn't sell. On the onness said you drive it, and I said, well, I don't know how to, and they went.
So that was it.
I had enough sea time to get my ticket for that, and I took off and learn on the run.
Amazing we had. We had Captain Sandy Yawn. This is the best surname ever in last year. Two questions, are you also terrified of Captain Sandy Yorn?
Sandy's given me some good advice over the years to do with my platform, so I'll give a kudos.
Yes, she's incredible, But do you ever watch her like her season and watch how she's captaining the ship and being like, oh, I wouldn't have done that three point turn there? Or do you speak her captaining?
We try not to say out loud that no.
You check out the Brandy season of Blowjock down Under only on how you same day as the US You're here to play quick Draw against Ricky. We have our prime minister here, the Captain of Australia. Some would say, with the rules.
I'm Anthony Albanesi and these are the sure quick draw rules. Tim will give a category and a letter. The first to yell out a correct answer gets a point. The first answer you yell out is locked in. Best out of seven wins. Ultimately, Tim will exercise his discretion's using.
His tax meaning, well, isn't that.
You're playing Ricky?
I give you a practice question. Then we'll come back and play for real. Name a part of the boat, starting.
With B propeller b B. It's a great practice.
Going to play quickdo for Real when we come back.
Tim and Charles quick Draw.
The brand new season of Blow Deck down Under ears on. Hey you same day as the US, so I can jump into what'sapp group with all your American friends and be up to date based love it.
Joel and I are all over it obsessed. We're still trying to get you, really trying to get you in there. So I want to have like watch parties with you, but you you're always busy.
Your parties, your party have parties.
I don't want television involved, you know, that's the thing.
I know you would love drama.
Drama, and you love gossip, and you love the tea, and there's so much on below deck. It's so you hooked.
Me already, and I will jump on you from the start.
There you go. You're playing quick draw against Ricky.
We may or may not have a little I'm just going to do a little bit of like destruction over here, are you gonnah?
My god?
And right here while trying to answer this, it's happening. Jason loves right in.
His it's my weakness, my man.
So you know, I'll just put here while we answered these first few questions.
We don't name your favorite drug, starting with them. That will start something different. Question number one, best of seven, names something you throw away, starting with e.
Oh, well you would bensive at the moment.
How expensive? So many eggs?
Question two, name and occupation, starting with you humpire.
I'm getting more nervous now, Captain, get sugar.
I'm not offering you offering him to Captain Jason.
Okay, do it quick, get it done.
A lot now, all right, thank you.
Now we can both continue with our job.
It is two points to Ricky le zero points to Captain Jason. Right, I got your back.
Captain, your job with a mouthful of eminem.
I'm I'm your asha here right now.
You're going to help me out. Thank you, Joel.
We were friends.
We are outside of this game.
Name an appliance starting with A. Oh my god, come on, one of one of your favorites.
I can't even think, idiot? What else is that?
You know?
There's a you know there's a hair dryer in the urinal here. There is that's a bit kinky.
It's for your pubes, nice and luminous.
Yeah, I wouldn't touch it. Oh wow, three points, Ricky, let's go.
This is ridiculous.
All right, Captain Jason, you need to get this next point correct. In fact, the next three points correct to stay in the game. But you really need this next one.
But you've won in life also, you know, thank you.
I can feel better now.
Name a cartoon character starting with them Mickey mouse.
Yep, yes that's good.
Oh that was the Winter Things, the minem coming the Sugar Rush.
Yeah, I got.
Away with that.
I was just gonna say, if it helps, I was this far down last I was up last week.
It's not helping.
No, it's not helping. Becuse I actually can't remember last week, so ignore me.
Name a type of drink starting with.
F F Fanta, make pleasures to meet you as I back down under your on.
Hey, you go check it out.
We got the hay you hot typed out at Bondi as well. On Friday at ten o'clock, everyone can come down. It's like sandtrape down there with a big hot tabn on there.
You're going to be there and your budget smugglers.
Maybe the dicks diggers put.
The can i Andreel six. I'd probably recommend getting their closure to the ten part the six parts
Booking flights as we speak sh
