Nothing says romance like a nice home-cooked meal… unless you're Dianne from Blackburn, Victoria. When her boyfriend Simon polished off all the chips at dinner, she didn’t just get mad—she got stabby. Instead of a lovers' quarrel, she grabbed a knife and landed herself in prison. The story has resurfaced just in time for Valentine’s Day, serving as a cautionary tale: always leave some chips for your partner—or at least run if you don’t.