Special K sets off Man Law Monday with hilarious “violations,” from what jerseys you can’t wear in bed to rules for messy affairs. The front page covers Hakeem Jeffries pushing back on gerrymandering in Texas, Philly transit cuts, and a bizarre “butt sniffer” arrest in California. Rock-T updates us on Shilo Sanders’ NFL release, while Brat dives into Serena Williams’ controversial partnership promoting Ozempic weight-loss drugs. Marc Morial closes with the State of Black America, blasting a new NCAA settlement he says keeps college athletes trapped in a “plantation-style economy.”