“Fix It Jesus” opens with viral funeral moments where unplanned speakers go rogue, sparking debate about needing DJs and producers at funerals. Front-page news turns heavy with Mississippi declaring a public health emergency after Black infant mortality spikes, while Trump stirs more controversy trying to fire Fed Governor Lisa Cook despite his own fraud rulings. Sports brings updates on Shilo Sanders’ release from Tampa Bay and possible Steelers interest, while Deion Sanders reassures fans. Then things get wild as Shaq accepts a celebrity boxing challenge from Will Smith’s former bodyguard Charlie Mack — setting the stage for a showdown nobody saw coming