We watch a viral video of a stupid guy trying to run through duct tape, so we have to attempt it ourselves. Greg volunteers. We recount the all the wins that Trump and Elon's DOGE are racking up. First USAID, now those terrible paper straws. FEMA is even starting to function properly. Rick celebrates his anniversary and immediately has to prepare for Valentine's Day. And a member of the live studio audience challenges Adler to some Jiu-Jitsu.